|
Uncyclopedia on your mom
Allegations about your mom
* Dear Reader * Kyle Rainforth Is A BITCH!!!!! So is Jonny Shoring * You have two dads. And both of them are gay. With each other. * Your two dads are George W Bush and Sadam Hussein * Suzie has four dads. Five are in shallow graves. How many dads are you? * Your mother has had sexual relations with all your base. * Your mother tried to hang herself with a cordless phone. * Your mom Is Darth Vader * My other car is your mom. (OHHH! DISSED!) * My other mom is your car. (!DESSID !HHHO) * Your mom is a necrophiliac * Your mom lost her viginity to a bucking bronco * Your mom lost her virginity to you... * So you are a bucking bronco and I lost my virginity to a bucking bronco. * Fortunately, not all aligations are true. And these jokes suck balls. * Your mum had sex with your dad, same with your neighbours mum. * Your mother is from the plannet Endor and is a Wookie * Your mom looks like a hoe For those who dont know... Uncyclopedia is a Site-spoof of Wikipedia... and to say the least, the articles are crazy shit! So, i'll just leave it to y'all: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Your_Mom |
|
|
<jameskf> My Mum just died :(
<DriverMan> LOL <karg> LOL, that's so sad. <qfeen> LOL :( <drunk> LOL <cranyon666> Thats *really* sad LOL <eggmaster> I feel your loss <eggmaster> LoL <fust0r> LoL, Hope it wasn't a long and painful death <jameskf> Thanks Guys your the best intarweb pals i got! <drunk> We're always here for you, LOL. |
I love Uncyclopedia and how the distinction between it and Wikipedia blurs a little more every day.
|
my favorites
The surf on the rocks, Gentle rain falls on cedars, I will fuck you raw. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am going to insert my penis into your vagina. |
|
|
Quote:
|
|
| All times are GMT -5. The time now is 10:17 PM. |
Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.