OMG! I just found out the truth about Santa Claus!
 

SANTA THINKS YOU'RE PRETTY.

SANTA SNEAKS INTO YOUR HOUSE AT NIGHT AND WATCHES YOU SLEEP.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1...reakysanta.jpg

So what? they dont beat Easter Bunny and his Wife in evilness...

But Rachael Ray only wants to make you breakfast.

:D :D :D Nice.

Well Rachael Ray isn't making you any breakfast mister, cause she don't cook with

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_pho...side1-spam.jpg

(Seriously, one-word posts = bad. Don't do that please.)

Zing!

Also, santa watchs you not because he thinks you're pretty, but because he's a ninja. :ninja:

Either that or he's Jesus, nothing else I can think of works.

Naw, he's just scouting for new tricks to put to work.

Ho Ho Ho, bitches.

He's still alive? Coulda sworn I offed him. Damned prince of lies and evil!

That whole "I live in the heart of anyone who carries the spirit of christmas or giving" is just crap. He sneaks into your house and poisons your soul. Then, you wake up with an urge to spend all your monies on overpriced crap for others, and lay hints that you also would like some overpriced crap for christmas too.

Meanwhile, the J-man sighs and rubs his forehead. Poor guy...

You and Bun-Bun both.

"Bow down, bow down,
before the power of Santa.

Or be crushed, be crushed,
byyyyyyyyyy hisjollybootsofdoom.

Bow down, bow down,
before the power of Santa.

Or be crushed, be crushed,
byyyyyyyyyy hisjollybootsofdoom."

The Wandering God