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Khael! 12-17-2006 05:18 PM

Hey! Black Mage's head may very well be a cannonball. I doubt the cannon has the mental capacity to reliably tell the difference.

Hmm... If Red Mage's shades had lenses at different angles, could he bounce the hypnovision at more than one person?

Derek 12-17-2006 09:14 PM

When you look at blackmages hat, it's all pointy and stuff, more like a missle than a cannon ball. Nowadays' those hootinany kids down at them military weapon design bases make missle smart, like guided missles. But I don't think they have guided missles in the land of Final Fantasy 1, and besides what the hell would a missle be doing in an old cannon?

Furioku 12-18-2006 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Derek
When you look at blackmages hat, it's all pointy and stuff, more like a missle than a cannon ball. Nowadays' those hootinany kids down at them military weapon design bases make missle smart, like guided missles. But I don't think they have guided missles in the land of Final Fantasy 1, and besides what the hell would a missle be doing in an old cannon?

Derek!!!! don't I know you from the Pagoda?

But, either way you can't really launch a missile out of a cannon anyway.

I think Black Black mage is going to have a safe landing, unlike everyone else who thinks he'll have a horrible landing, such as on nails and such. I think he'll land just fine, its just when RM, Theif and Fighter come crashing down on him is when it'll go horrible.

henke37 12-18-2006 02:59 AM

Is i the first person to suspect hope the cannon will just blow BM up without gining him any distance? "Oh yeah, the safety was on, I just turn it off and shot again."

Ryong 12-18-2006 04:15 PM

Mythbusters says you can shoot a missile from a cannon.

Bisected8 12-18-2006 04:54 PM

Hang on, maybe his hat'll make him aerodynamic so he overshoots the target?

Tiako 12-18-2006 05:23 PM

I was going to ask "Now, how can this be turned to hurt BM?" Then I realized he was about to be shot out of a canon.

Life is good.

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But, either way you can't really launch a missile out of a cannon anyway.
Shooting missiles from canons is, essentially, what tanks do. Just very advanced cannons that aren't really very much like true artillery. But my point is the principle is the same.

Khael! 12-18-2006 07:49 PM

MythWarriors?
 
"Mythbusters says you can shoot a missile from a cannon."

Yes, very true!

In the case of tests involving living subjects, the Mythbusters usually substitute ballistics gel, or a dead pig. Not a cannonball... Black Mage, you poor sucker.

Wow. That would be the strangest crossover. Who'd manage to hurt themself first? Fightar or Adam Savage?

xravi 12-18-2006 08:04 PM

Beware of the double poster, his unconsious discions can be the death of you.

Lux 12-18-2006 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Sky Warrior Bob
The only thing I don't understand, is what real benefit there is to sending BM first. I mean, if this thing really is powerful enough to launch BM to an entirely different continent, it isn't like they'll be able to see if he has a safe landing.

The only slight benefit is to find out is whether the cannon is instantly fatal. So unless RM slipped BM a two-way mirror while the comic wasn't looking, I think effectively, all the LWs have done is find a way to rid themselves of a certain teammate.

SWB

You seem almost suprised that they'd do that.


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