FF RP Omake - Take 2
 

It's alive! ALIVE!

Heck yeah, it is. Alive and kickin'!

Does anybody feel like posting a website hosting the Omakes (and possibly other FF: RP info) for viewing enjoyment? I fear that the first Omake thread will eventually fall into the dreaded 'dead thread' group. And, as the announcer says in the original Soul Calibur, "THE LEGEND WILL NEVER DIE!"

Clever clever IHMN.

Well. I can do geocities... but.. I would have to retype EVERYTHING that was written (no cut and paist)... which I would not like to do. Plus I have several other websites that I should pay attention to... I neglect my websites... ^^;;

First Omake in this thread! Wooo!

Blyr, Arc, and Ripel are sitting in a room in Ripel's pad (house).
Arc: *reading newspaper* hey, here's something interesting.
*Blyr and Ripel are too busy playing DBZ: Budokai to pay attention*
Arc: HEY! LISTEN UP!
Blyr: Shut up! I'm too busy getting pelted with Death Beam to Care!
Ripel: Hahaha! DEATH BEAM!
*after Blyr loses due to Budokai n00bness*
Arc: It says here that Escalades are the number one most likely to get stolen car.
Blyr: Well, they have good taste.
Ripel: Isn't the Thumpmobile an Escalade?
Blyr: Why, yes, it is!
*engine roars away*
Arc: Hey, somebody stole the Thumpmobile!
Blyr: Blarg.
Ripel: I'll handle it, 'cause I'm...
*flashy pose, transformness*
Ripel: THUMPWING!
Arc: okay...
Thumpwing: I shall run to the rescue! *puts hands in the air, Freakazoid style, and crashes through the window, starts running away*
Arc: Hey, don't you care that your car was stolen?
Blyr: Nah. I've got twelve spares in the garage.
THE END

Heres another one...
TV announcer: PAIN! *shows Daemon failing to bench 10 pounds*
AGONY! *shows Arc trying to open a combination lock, the combination written right in front of him*
IS THIS WHAT YOUR HEROIC DEEDS ARE LIKE? THEN CALL THUMPMAN! BECAUSE YOU'RE A LOSER, AND YOU KNOW IT!
*Camera shifts to Ripel sitting in the TV station*
Ripel: I love watching soap operas!
*Thumpmobile crashes in*
Thumpman: Dude, you ruined my rep! Now everyone's gonna think I'm a jerk!
*Daemon crashes through the roof*
Daemon: *points at Thumpman* How dare you make me look like a weakling, Kakarot! You shall Die!
Thumpman: Gotta run! *drives away in Thumpmobile*
Daemon: Not so easy! GALLIC GUN!
*laser horribly misses, and toast TV satellite*
Daemon: Come, Black, let's give chase!
Ripel: Dude, he's too bust being chased around.
Daemon: By who?
*they both look at a flamethrower-totin' Dezil chasing Black outside*
Dezil: I'm havin' me fried chicken tonight!
Black: WARK!!! *is very scared*
Daemon: Fine, then, I'll run after him!
*tries to run down the Thumpmobile*
Ripel: Ahh, sweet revenge...Blyr deserves it for stealing the spotlight, anyways.
*one of Thumpman's spare boomboxes falls on Ripel's head*
Ripel: OWCH!
Boombox: Ring the bell, school's in, sucka! CAN't TOUCH THIS!

IC: You'll pay for eatin my hand, you pesky chocobo! I'll get you, Black, if it's the last thing I doooo!

Hmm, that gave me an idea for an omake as well. I really need to put one of those together sometime soon...

Deamon: Kakarot! It is time to finish you.
Ripel, Ark, Blyr, Dezil, and Dante: *Look at each other* Which one of us is Kakarot?
Deamon: I don't care. One of you still has to die.
Dezil: Not it.
Blyr: Not it.
Dante: Not it.
Ripel: Not it.
Ark: Not...it. Drats.
Deamon: Hah! Looks like you shall be the one to fall!
Ark: No, I won't. I'll go T3! YAAAAARGGGGHH! *Disappears in a puff of smoke and reappears as Thumpboy with golden chains around his neck* I'm at Thumpin' level three yo!
Deamon: That is good Kakarot, but you cannot defeat me, for I am *Disappears in a puff of smoke and reappears in a Brocoli costume* the Super Vegetable! *Does a pose.
Dezil: Five gil that the vegetable wins.
Ripel: You're on.
Deamon and Ark: YARGH! *Both jump into the air and start fighting in the sky*
Blyr: *Looks up at the sky* Wow, look at them go.
Dante: I didn't even know they could fly.
Ark: *Pauses after hearing Dante somehow* Hey, can you fly?
Deamon: *Pauses too* Nope. Can you?
Ark: Nope.
*Both plummet to the ground and create a giant crater*
Dante: Well, that was lame.
Blyr: He has disgraced the name of Thumpin'...
Ripel: I win!
Dezil: No you don't.
Ripel: Yes I do. Deamon didn't win.
Dezil: Drats. You're right.
Ripel: Fork it over. *Smiles as he receives money*
Ark: Can someone help us up?
Ripel, Dezil, Blyr, Dante: Nope. *They all walk away*
Deamon: This is all your fault Kakarot.

Drat, I knew I should have bet on Thumpboy losing instead of Deamon winning...

Hehe, another nice one Ecurt. But if Thumpman had shown up and gone Thump 4 and called on the OMEGA HYPERION BIG HEAD THUMPIN' MAXIMUS, even Super Vegetable would be toast, Booyah!

Mwuahahah. I'll love this.

The Lord of the Dance, Ciaran, has gained power and became the Square Dancer of Doom, and not even the fusion of Techmasta D and Thumpboy (ThumpMasta B) has been able to stop them. Thumpman is unfortunately off fighting Super Vegetable, and all hope seems lost...
However, there is one out there who can stop him.

Ciaran: Hahah! I cannot be defeated! DOOM!
Ripel: Says you!
Ciaran: Oh it's you. Thumpwing, isn't it? What can you do? You're even weaker than ThumpMasta B
Ripel: Oh...I'm no normal Thumper anymore.
Ciaran: And what makes you so special?
Ripel: *Pulls out cane* With the P-Cane I have become more powerful than anyone.
Ciaran: Heh, you are foolish. The P cannot challenge the Square!
Ripel: Heh, you are wrong there, for with it I have become...the Player! *As soon as he says Player an explosion happens just under him, and when the smoke clears he's in a Pimp costume*
Ciaran: Oh, you are so scary. *Smirks* I'm shaking in my little booties.
Ripel: I think you don't seem to understand, Square Dancer-
Ciaran: Of DOOM! Can't forget the DOOM!
Ripel: *Rolls eyes* Yeah, of DOOM!. Anyway, I shall beat you.
Ciaran: And how exactly will you do that?
Ripel: I'm glad you asked. *Grins, then snaps fingers* As the Player, I am able to summon up powerful beings. Now, you shall face one of the most powerful.
Kairi: *Poofs* Hi! I'm here.
Ciaran: *Blinks, then laughs* HAAHAAAAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAAAH!
Kairi: *Eye Twitches* What's so funny.
Ciaran: Nothing, except that he expects me to be beaten by you, which is the most absurd idea ever. A weakling like you, beating the Square Dancer of DOOM! HAAHAHAAH!
Kairi: *Eye Twitches, again* Absurd?
Ripel: *Sighs, shaking head* You shouldn't have insulted her.
Ciaran: *Just continues laughing*
Kairi: WHIP OF AUTHORITY!!! *Suddenly is in a Dominatrix costume*
Ciaran: HAHAHAHAAH...eep? *Screams like a girl and runs away*
Kairi: Get back here!!! *Chases after him, brandishing a large whip*
Ripel: *Bows* My work here is done...

Hahahahaha.

I think Ciaran may allow himself to be dominated, though (and who amongst us wouldn't?)... Of course... that would be borderline porn and not quite as funny... so:

Bravo!