Good one ^^ I laughed out loud.

And I was just thinking about it.... in all of Kairi's Omakes, she's hurt (or caused misfortune) to somebody, observe (I might have skipped a few or forgotten):
1. Having arc thrown out the window for throwing off my groove.
2. Killing a random person in the opera
3. I'm not even going to touch the whip of authority topic again.
4. Turning Cassie to a Llama.

Dezil just doesn't make out well in the Omakes...

Anyway, I'm bored and about to go to bed, but I'm gonna post the beginning of my next epic, The Thumpmastas Strike Back!


At "Club Thump" in downtown Preos, in an alternate timeline from the one our heros are currently in where Preos ISN'T on the verge of total destruction, "Club Thump" is the hottest night spot in town... and the secret base of Thumpman, Thumpboy, and Thumpwing.

In the Basement, Blyr, Arc, and Ripel are playing Soul Caliber 2.
Blyr: Hah, taste sweet vengence, Arc!
Arc: Taste noob button mashing power, Blyr.
Ripel: *From the kitchen* Hey, does anyone want a soda? I'm looking for the mountain dew!
Blyr: Not now!
*Suddenly a red light in the roof begins to flash.*
Arc: Hey, is that the Thump Signal?
Blyr: Nope, it means I'm about to own you, booyah!
Arc:Noooooo!
*Suddenly multiple flashing lights go off, and Big Head Thumpin starts to play*
Arc: Is that your "I owned you" music?
Blyr: Nope, THAT'S the Thump signal!
*Both immediatly switch channels on the TV, where a report comes in*
Reporter: It seems two horrible figures have appeared in the city, and are sapping the power of Thump out of everyone! They have raided club after club, reducing late night party scenes to dull events with their bad dancing and worse singing.
*Blyr and Arc look at each other* Both: Ciaran and Elyse.
*Both run up the stairs to get changed.*
Ripel: Hey guys, where are the cheetohs! Hello? Guess that means it's finally my turn at Soul Caliber 2!

More to come, this is just the beginning...

Ahem. *Evil grin*

Deamon: FEAR ME VERMIN!!!
Ripel: *Shakes his head* Dude...you're not scary anymore.
Deamon: What?!
Ripel: *Nods* There is a much greater terror.
Deamon: What? *Pales* No...
Ripel: *Nods* Yup. Someone who does not discriminate when she brings about pain. She can be a witch with a b.
Kairie: *Appears out of nowhere, brandishing her weapon of fame* WHIP OF AUTHORITY!!! *Cracks whip*
Deamon: *Blinks then runs away* AAAAHHH!!
Ripel: *Laughs weakly* Ohh...hi Kairie...nice day isn't it?
Kairie: Don't think I didn't hear you.
Ripel: *Pales* Oh dear...I didn't mean it!
Kairie: *As the screen begins to fade to black she cracks her whip* This'll hurt you much much more than it'll hurt me. *Kefka-ish laugh*
*Total black*

Announcer: Ripel has learned "Whipped"!

Okay...so not my best, but it's what popped in my mind.

Haha, burned Celes. Bet your not going to bring up any more inside jokes, cause I don't think you'll ever live down the "Whip of Authority". =p

It's all in good fun though. A nice but short one, and that's classic that Ripel learned "Whipped". I don't even want to know what that does to monsters...

NOooooooooo.... not THAT again.... Dumb whip....

I vow... to never ever ever ever ever ever bring up another inside joke again. (except for ones like Aple-pi heheheheheh......)


But good one, both Ecurt and Forever Zero. ^_^ I love the "big head thumpin'" Saga. ^_^

Admit it, Ecurt... Ripel enjoyed learning 'whipped'. Speaking of which... you guys really should have requested a whip for Kairi instead of a lance.

I'm gonna need to update the website soon...

Good job guys!

*snicker*whip of authority *snicker*

Well if you wait, I'll have the next part up of "TTSB" tomarrow, same Omake time, same Omake place!

To bad we can't carry over the sluttyness of Marion (Celes' character from Crime Scene) to these Omakes... Mix that with the whip.

O_< (<-- it's a crazed face)

*eye twitches*

That's it! You all are going to face an even WORSE fate than the whip of authority. *laughs maniacly* Just you wait for my next Omake.... just you wait...

(and she's not slutty.)