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batgirl 02-06-2004 02:54 AM

Do you know where the sign up thread is? I've only found the first chapter.

Krylo 02-06-2004 03:31 AM

http://www.nuklearforums.com/showth...ghlight=Ciaran

...I did a search for my character's name, which got me just the FF stuff mostly. There you go.

Truce 02-06-2004 03:36 AM

Ripel: You know, where has the sign up thread gone?
Blyr: I don't know. Ark?
Ark: *Whistling* I have no clue, no clue at all.
Boco: *Walks up and pulls (with its beak) the thread out of Ark's pocket* Wark!
Ark: Heheh...how'd that get in there?
Ripel: *Shakes head*
Blyr: How could you steal the thread?!
Ark: I...I...I don't know, okay? I just had to take it...and I would've gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for that pesky chocobo!
Dezil: *Pops out of nowhere* Indeed, those chocobos are a menace to us all.
Carolina: *As Ripel opens his mouth to speak Carolina falls from the sky, on top of him* How dare you hate chocobos! Chocobo hater!
Dezil: AAAAAHHH!!! It's the Chocobo Fiend!
Ripel, Blyr, Ark, and Boco watch as Carolina chases Dezil, screaming about how he would pay for trying to fry our feathered friends.
Ripel: *Sweatdrop* Umm...let's just forget about this.
Blyr and Ark: Indeed.
Boco: *Nods*


Actually, I think it's just over the time limit to view. You may have to adjust how far back the searcher goes to find it, but Ren's sign up is a pretty good example of how to do it.

Edit: Err...follow what Krylo told you to do.

batgirl 02-06-2004 11:16 AM

Ah I see know, very interesting. I'll start thinking one up in class, which is usually where creativity strikes me.

Mr. Viewtiful 02-06-2004 05:23 PM

Inside Naras' tent...
Naras *in old chinese-dude accent*: JAAACKIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!
*Ripel runs in*
Ripel: Shut up, old man! My names' not Jackie!
*Naras pokes him in the eye*
Ripel: Owch!
Naras: You call me Uncle!
Ripel: Fine...Uncle, what do you want?
Naras: Uncle needs some echo grass for potion.
*Ripel starts to leave*
Naras: One more thing!
Ripel: What?
Naras: Uncle also requires good music!
*Ripel grumbles, then leaves*
*Suddenly, Ciaran jumps in and kidnaps Naras*

Inside the castle of Preos...
Ciaran: HahahaHREAH! I, the Lord of the Dance, shall capture you and five other smurfs to make gold! Then, I'll have all the BlingBling to defeat my archnemesis, Thumpman!
*Naras pokes LOTD in the eye*
LOTD: Ack!
Naras: Uncle no like Surfs! They no disrespect their elders!
LOTD: No matter! I shall take the BlingBling, and win! Dancing Queen, join me in evil laughter!
DC&LOTD: *evil laughter*
*Arc jumps in, as a familiar tune starts playing*
Arc *holding a mic rapper style*: Yo, yo, yo! Yall betta watch out, yo! Thumpman's comin', and he's gonna take yooze to tha fridge!
*Thumpmobile busts in through a boarded up hole, where he entered the castle last time*
LOTD: You fool! You put a hole in the wall! Now, you be doomed!
*LOTD snaps fingers, and Ren enters*
LOTD: It's about time Ren has a fight scene, and against the puny Thumpman, well, YOU BE DOOMED!
Ren: *cackles* I'd smile now while I laugh, but I hate wrinkles!
*Naras pokes Ren in the eye*
Ren: Owch!
Naras: Nothing wrong with wrinkles!
Thumpman: No matter. Prepare to fight!
Ren: You look ridiculous! Draw your weapon, dweeb! *she draws out her rapier, gets in combat stance*
Thumpman: Fine then. *draws out his boombox, holds it over his shoulder*
Arc: OOOH! Thumpman's gonna bust a cap on yo, wit his boombox!
LOTD: Go, my sweet! He sucks at hand to hand combat!
*Ren elegantly charges in and thrusts, poking Thumpman's blkingbling belt buckle*
Thumpman: Hey! You touched my blingbling!
*he hits a button, MC Hammer's 'Hammer Time' starts playing on the boombox*
Ren: DIE!!!
*she constantly thrusts and slashes, but never hits Thumpman*
LOTD: Why can't she touch him?
Arc: 'Cause y'all can't touch this!
*Thumpman hits a button, and a CD launches out of his CD Changer, disarming Ren with surprise*
Thumpman: Let this be a lesson to you: CAN'T TOUCH THIS!
*He drives out in Thumpmobile*
LOTD: Well, all we got now is this stinky old man...
*Naras pokes Cieran in the eye again*
Naras: MY NAME IS UNCLE!!!

Naras' Place...
Ripel: Great, I got the old fart all this stuff, and he ain't even here! Ugh...
*tent collapses on Ripel*
Announcer: Learned 'Tent Collapse!'
Ripel: My life sucks...

Krylo 02-06-2004 05:28 PM

Jackie Chan adventures!

Quite possibly one of the best cartoons ever. And "Ren: *cackles* I'd smile now while I laugh, but I hate wrinkles!" that is pure comedy gold. My only complaint is that you misspelt Ciaran...

Mr. Viewtiful 02-06-2004 09:54 PM

Whoops. I was typing like a madman, so I'm bound to make a typo or two. I misspell Arc all the time...heck, I don't even know if 'Arc' or 'Ark' is the correct one. I just switch between the two every other post or so.

And, I was assuming Ren uses a rapier like Ciaran does. If I'm wrong...welll...it's an Omake, after all :D

Forever Zero 02-06-2004 11:18 PM

That was Brilliant!

*tent collapses on Ripel*
Announcer: Learned 'Tent Collapse!'
Ripel: My life sucks...

That may have been one of the best moments...

Zephie 02-07-2004 12:24 AM

LMAO! xD

See, "Can't touch this" had me loling...but "Tent Collapse" had me really laughing out loud!

batgirl 02-07-2004 12:04 PM

The Ultimate Showdown
Batgirl's first attempt at an Omake

In the distance a ringing is heard. This ring comes from a phone belonging to one of the greatest heroes of all time. No, it's not Spider-Man.
Spider-Man: awwww *pouts*
It belongs to Thumpman: Righter of Wrongs and Champion of all that is good and Thumpin'
Thumpman: *picks up phone* Nnnn'yello? What? Right away comissioner we'll stop those dastardly fiends! ThumpWing to me!
ThumWing: Holy pantyhose Thumpman, what's going on?
Thumpman: Well there seems to be two people who have issued a challenge to us to prove our heroley worth. To the Thumpmobile!
*Thumpman and ThumpWing drive down to an abandoned warehouse in the familiar Escalade, crashing through the door with authorota!*
Thumpman: Show yourselves and face the mighty wrath of Thumpin'...oh my....
*Cut to a familiar black car, albeit made of cardboard. Two figures emerge from the vehicle in familiar costumes.*
Ciaran: *sporting a way too large Batman costume with cowel, however one of the bat ears are bent to the side* Come faithful sidekick, let us defeat our arch-nemesies of DOOM!
Deamon: *wearing a very revealing Robin costume which doesn't leave much to the imagination* Right-o old chum! Face us cowards and prepare to be beaten.
*Thumpman and ThumpWing shudder a little when seeing Deamon in costume, but the ready themselves for battle.*
Thumpman: Cue the battle music!
*Arc falls out of no where into the Escalade and hits a button. The familiar metal tune of BIG HEAD THUMPIN' blasts out of the stereo.*
Arc: Yo yo yo, youse about to get pwned!
*Both groups stare each other down and then charge into battle. BatCiaran and Thumpman are exchanging blows.*
Thumpman: Pow! Zap! Wahmmo!
BatCiaran: Forg! Conk! Yowie!
*While ThumpWing and DeamonRobin are slapping each other like little girls.*
ThumpWing: *slap* Oh no you di'int!
DeamonRobin: *slap* Don't you be startin' nothin' wit me gerrrrrl
Thumpman: Time to end this ThumpWing!
ThumpWing: You're right.
TM&TW: DOUBLE TEAM WEDGIE ATTACK!
*Grabbing onto Deamons and Ciaran's outer undies, TM and TW administer the atomic wedgie of death. Ciaran and Deamon drop to the floor, trying desperately to pull the now embedded underwear from their asses. TM and TW restart BIG HEAD THUMPIN' and do their victory breakdance over the fallen carcasses of their adversaries.
ThumpWing: Oh man, that was priceless I wish I could see it again.
Thumpman: Oh but you can. Cassie!
*Cassie runs out with her Time Staff in hand*
Cassie: Let's see that again in super slow motion!
*Cassie uses her powers to reverse and slow down time for the instant replay. We now see TM and TW slowly applying the finishing move on Ciaran and Deamon.
ThumpWing: Bwahahaha!
Thumpman: Yes, our work here is done ThumpWing, back to the ThumpPad!!

Fin

OOC: Excuse the terrible OOCness of TM and TW but I was watching the old skool Batman movie yesterday and inspiration struck.


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