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Krylo 02-10-2004 01:15 AM

Aww... I'm certain Cassie would make a very pretty llama... fit for beastiality websites the world over.

Zephie 02-10-2004 01:57 AM

LOL! xD

Though, technically, Naras makes his own potions, it's still funny! ^_^ ...But, now I want to watch "The Emperor's New Groove"...curses lost childhood! ;-;

EDIT: *sees kylo's post* ..................... O_o;

Truce 02-12-2004 10:41 PM

Arc: This is it...with these wings I'm sure Carolina will fall in love with me! *Knocks on door* Hello Pretty Lady!
Rin: *Opens door, rubbing eye* Who're you mister.
Arc: Err...wrong door I guess...
Rin: Wait! I know! You're an angel!
Arc: Err...yeah! That's it, I'm an angel.
Rin: I bet you can fly too!
Arc: Well...
Rin: *Somehow gets on Arc's back* Fly Mister Angel! Fly!
Arc: Wait, I'm not a horse you can ride!
Rin: Fly! Fly! Fly!
Arc: Ugh...
Rin: I want to fly!
Dante: You'd better do what she says. She always gets her way. *Nodnod*
Arc: What? Where'd you appear?
Dante: Doesn't matter, you're gonna fly. *Pushes Arc off cliff...which was by the door*
Arc: AAAAAHHH!! WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!?!!?
Rin: That's silly, you flap your wings.
Arc: Oh right. Flap my wings. *Begins to flap wings, and starts to slow his descent. Then for some reason, his wings fall off* Oh...right, they're not real wings.
Rin: They're not?
Arc: I just wanted to impress Carolina...
Rin: We're in some big troube, aren't we Mister.
Arc: Yup.
Dezil: *From afar* Five gil this is going to hurt them.
Ripel: *Also from afar* You're on!
*Arc (with Rin riding him) crash, creating a huge crater*
Arc: Ouchie...my spleen...
Rin: *Blinks, then stands up* Hey! I'm alrighty! Whee! *Starts jumping up and down*
Arc: Ouch...that hurts...there goes my rib...are kidney's supposed to make that sound? Ouch...just...let...me...die.
Ripel: Well, it looks like I win again.
Dezil: Drats...I suck at bets...*hands money over*
Dante: *Appears atop of Arc, right next to Rin* Wow, you have bad luck with pits, don't you?
Arc: Yes...I do. Now will you get off me?
Dante & Rin: Nope. Whee! *Dante starts jumping too*
Arc: *Groaning* I hate both of you...

Forever Zero 02-12-2004 10:55 PM

Man, Dezil really needs to stop betting, he's gonna lose his shirt if he keeps betting on everything like this...

Regardless, nice one Ecurt.

CelesJessa 02-12-2004 10:59 PM

*claps*
poor Arc. ^^;; Nice one Ecurt.

Truce 02-12-2004 11:10 PM

Thank you two for boosting my ego. As for Arc, I just couldn't help make the connection that he has wings, chocobos have wings, and Carolina loves chocobos, and Arc likes Carolina.

Now, since Zero has mentioned Dezil's betting habit...

Dezil: Can't I have my clothes back?
Cassie: No.
Dezil: But you don't even need clothes! You're a llama for crying out loud!
Cassie: Yes...but I want to be a pretty llama! ^_^
Dezil: *Sighs* Dammit. *Hands over his shirt* Note to self: Never make any bets involving Arc.
Cassie: Now it's time for me to win the Ms. Llama pageant! *Trots off, wearing Dezil's clothes*

Forever Zero 02-12-2004 11:12 PM

So... cold... at least I have my dignity... and my pants...

Wait, what? Arc is doing something stupid again? I'll bet on that!

batgirl 02-12-2004 11:36 PM

Nice one Ecurt! I feel preeetttyyyyy!

*Cassie struts down the runway at the Ms. Llama pageant*
Cassie: Is it hot in here or it is just me? Oh wait, it is me! You know you all love me!
*The judges hold up laminated score cards*
Ciaran: 10! *Drool* Just like all those websites I go to...
Dezil: 10! She said if I gave her a ten she'd give me my pants back.
Carolina: 8! Not as cute as a Chocobo but not bad.
Boco: -5! Wark!
Cassie: Stupid Chocobo, how are you give me a bad score! Dieeeee! *tackles Boco*
Boco: Wark!
Carolina: AAAH! No touching my cutey wootey Boco! *smacks Cassie with the laminated score card, a crunch is heard*
Cassie: @.@ Neck...broken...
Carolina: *Squeezes Boco until it turns blue* Oh my cute little Boco, I'm gonna hug you and squeeeeeze you and never let you go!
Boco: Waerkcoughwarks

Forever Zero 02-12-2004 11:38 PM

When no ones looking, Dezil grabs his pants back and runs for it.

Heh, that was a good one batgirl. Dezil just seems to get in lots of trouble in other people's threads...

Truce 02-12-2004 11:40 PM

And in your own too, remember?

Great one Batgirl!


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