Aww... I'm certain Cassie would make a very pretty llama... fit for beastiality websites the world over.

LOL! xD

Though, technically, Naras makes his own potions, it's still funny! ^_^ ...But, now I want to watch "The Emperor's New Groove"...curses lost childhood! ;-;

EDIT: *sees kylo's post* ..................... O_o;

Arc: This is it...with these wings I'm sure Carolina will fall in love with me! *Knocks on door* Hello Pretty Lady!
Rin: *Opens door, rubbing eye* Who're you mister.
Arc: Err...wrong door I guess...
Rin: Wait! I know! You're an angel!
Arc: Err...yeah! That's it, I'm an angel.
Rin: I bet you can fly too!
Arc: Well...
Rin: *Somehow gets on Arc's back* Fly Mister Angel! Fly!
Arc: Wait, I'm not a horse you can ride!
Rin: Fly! Fly! Fly!
Arc: Ugh...
Rin: I want to fly!
Dante: You'd better do what she says. She always gets her way. *Nodnod*
Arc: What? Where'd you appear?
Dante: Doesn't matter, you're gonna fly. *Pushes Arc off cliff...which was by the door*
Arc: AAAAAHHH!! WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!?!!?
Rin: That's silly, you flap your wings.
Arc: Oh right. Flap my wings. *Begins to flap wings, and starts to slow his descent. Then for some reason, his wings fall off* Oh...right, they're not real wings.
Rin: They're not?
Arc: I just wanted to impress Carolina...
Rin: We're in some big troube, aren't we Mister.
Arc: Yup.
Dezil: *From afar* Five gil this is going to hurt them.
Ripel: *Also from afar* You're on!
*Arc (with Rin riding him) crash, creating a huge crater*
Arc: Ouchie...my spleen...
Rin: *Blinks, then stands up* Hey! I'm alrighty! Whee! *Starts jumping up and down*
Arc: Ouch...that hurts...there goes my rib...are kidney's supposed to make that sound? Ouch...just...let...me...die.
Ripel: Well, it looks like I win again.
Dezil: Drats...I suck at bets...*hands money over*
Dante: *Appears atop of Arc, right next to Rin* Wow, you have bad luck with pits, don't you?
Arc: Yes...I do. Now will you get off me?
Dante & Rin: Nope. Whee! *Dante starts jumping too*
Arc: *Groaning* I hate both of you...

Man, Dezil really needs to stop betting, he's gonna lose his shirt if he keeps betting on everything like this...

Regardless, nice one Ecurt.

*claps*
poor Arc. ^^;; Nice one Ecurt.

Thank you two for boosting my ego. As for Arc, I just couldn't help make the connection that he has wings, chocobos have wings, and Carolina loves chocobos, and Arc likes Carolina.

Now, since Zero has mentioned Dezil's betting habit...

Dezil: Can't I have my clothes back?
Cassie: No.
Dezil: But you don't even need clothes! You're a llama for crying out loud!
Cassie: Yes...but I want to be a pretty llama! ^_^
Dezil: *Sighs* Dammit. *Hands over his shirt* Note to self: Never make any bets involving Arc.
Cassie: Now it's time for me to win the Ms. Llama pageant! *Trots off, wearing Dezil's clothes*

So... cold... at least I have my dignity... and my pants...

Wait, what? Arc is doing something stupid again? I'll bet on that!

Nice one Ecurt! I feel preeetttyyyyy!

*Cassie struts down the runway at the Ms. Llama pageant*
Cassie: Is it hot in here or it is just me? Oh wait, it is me! You know you all love me!
*The judges hold up laminated score cards*
Ciaran: 10! *Drool* Just like all those websites I go to...
Dezil: 10! She said if I gave her a ten she'd give me my pants back.
Carolina: 8! Not as cute as a Chocobo but not bad.
Boco: -5! Wark!
Cassie: Stupid Chocobo, how are you give me a bad score! Dieeeee! *tackles Boco*
Boco: Wark!
Carolina: AAAH! No touching my cutey wootey Boco! *smacks Cassie with the laminated score card, a crunch is heard*
Cassie: @.@ Neck...broken...
Carolina: *Squeezes Boco until it turns blue* Oh my cute little Boco, I'm gonna hug you and squeeeeeze you and never let you go!
Boco: Waerkcoughwarks

When no ones looking, Dezil grabs his pants back and runs for it.

Heh, that was a good one batgirl. Dezil just seems to get in lots of trouble in other people's threads...

And in your own too, remember?

Great one Batgirl!

Good one ^^ I laughed out loud.

And I was just thinking about it.... in all of Kairi's Omakes, she's hurt (or caused misfortune) to somebody, observe (I might have skipped a few or forgotten):
1. Having arc thrown out the window for throwing off my groove.
2. Killing a random person in the opera
3. I'm not even going to touch the whip of authority topic again.
4. Turning Cassie to a Llama.

Dezil just doesn't make out well in the Omakes...

Anyway, I'm bored and about to go to bed, but I'm gonna post the beginning of my next epic, The Thumpmastas Strike Back!


At "Club Thump" in downtown Preos, in an alternate timeline from the one our heros are currently in where Preos ISN'T on the verge of total destruction, "Club Thump" is the hottest night spot in town... and the secret base of Thumpman, Thumpboy, and Thumpwing.

In the Basement, Blyr, Arc, and Ripel are playing Soul Caliber 2.
Blyr: Hah, taste sweet vengence, Arc!
Arc: Taste noob button mashing power, Blyr.
Ripel: *From the kitchen* Hey, does anyone want a soda? I'm looking for the mountain dew!
Blyr: Not now!
*Suddenly a red light in the roof begins to flash.*
Arc: Hey, is that the Thump Signal?
Blyr: Nope, it means I'm about to own you, booyah!
Arc:Noooooo!
*Suddenly multiple flashing lights go off, and Big Head Thumpin starts to play*
Arc: Is that your "I owned you" music?
Blyr: Nope, THAT'S the Thump signal!
*Both immediatly switch channels on the TV, where a report comes in*
Reporter: It seems two horrible figures have appeared in the city, and are sapping the power of Thump out of everyone! They have raided club after club, reducing late night party scenes to dull events with their bad dancing and worse singing.
*Blyr and Arc look at each other* Both: Ciaran and Elyse.
*Both run up the stairs to get changed.*
Ripel: Hey guys, where are the cheetohs! Hello? Guess that means it's finally my turn at Soul Caliber 2!

More to come, this is just the beginning...

Ahem. *Evil grin*

Deamon: FEAR ME VERMIN!!!
Ripel: *Shakes his head* Dude...you're not scary anymore.
Deamon: What?!
Ripel: *Nods* There is a much greater terror.
Deamon: What? *Pales* No...
Ripel: *Nods* Yup. Someone who does not discriminate when she brings about pain. She can be a witch with a b.
Kairie: *Appears out of nowhere, brandishing her weapon of fame* WHIP OF AUTHORITY!!! *Cracks whip*
Deamon: *Blinks then runs away* AAAAHHH!!
Ripel: *Laughs weakly* Ohh...hi Kairie...nice day isn't it?
Kairie: Don't think I didn't hear you.
Ripel: *Pales* Oh dear...I didn't mean it!
Kairie: *As the screen begins to fade to black she cracks her whip* This'll hurt you much much more than it'll hurt me. *Kefka-ish laugh*
*Total black*

Announcer: Ripel has learned "Whipped"!

Okay...so not my best, but it's what popped in my mind.

Haha, burned Celes. Bet your not going to bring up any more inside jokes, cause I don't think you'll ever live down the "Whip of Authority". =p

It's all in good fun though. A nice but short one, and that's classic that Ripel learned "Whipped". I don't even want to know what that does to monsters...

NOooooooooo.... not THAT again.... Dumb whip....

I vow... to never ever ever ever ever ever bring up another inside joke again. (except for ones like Aple-pi heheheheheh......)


But good one, both Ecurt and Forever Zero. ^_^ I love the "big head thumpin'" Saga. ^_^

Admit it, Ecurt... Ripel enjoyed learning 'whipped'. Speaking of which... you guys really should have requested a whip for Kairi instead of a lance.

I'm gonna need to update the website soon...

Good job guys!

*snicker*whip of authority *snicker*

Well if you wait, I'll have the next part up of "TTSB" tomarrow, same Omake time, same Omake place!

To bad we can't carry over the sluttyness of Marion (Celes' character from Crime Scene) to these Omakes... Mix that with the whip.

O_< (<-- it's a crazed face)

*eye twitches*

That's it! You all are going to face an even WORSE fate than the whip of authority. *laughs maniacly* Just you wait for my next Omake.... just you wait...

(and she's not slutty.)

Dezil says: Hey, don't look at me. Enough bad stuff happens to me in Omakes, I don't need this too...

Though we do know she'll be all over Consultant once the murderer is gone. He just has that charm. ^_^

It's fun acting perverted.

Say...you think Raine (from the FFX RP) will have the whip? :D

Indeed, it is fun.

*Dezil slumps down on a couch*
Dezil: Phew, long day at work.
*Ripel slumps down next to him*
Ripel: Got that right.
Blyr: *from catering table* Hey man, we got any Cheetos?
Dezil: Dude, we already did that joke.
Blyr: Oh, right...
Daemon: *enters and points at Dezil menacingly* Kakarot! You're in my seat!
Dezil: Can it. You ain't so scary out of character.
Daemon: Damn! Foiled again. *sits in a random chair*
Arc: So, babe, you sure I can't get your number?
Carolina: Baka! *slaps Arc*
Arc: Ow!
Ripel: Dude, is he hitting on her off-air, too?
Dezil: What, Arc's doing another stupid thing? I'll bet on that!
Blyr: Ten bucks says he doesn't get with her by the end of this post.
Dezil: You're on!
Cassie: *wanders in, mumbling* Hi...
Ripel: Hey, you can take the llama suit off now.
Cassie: O_o It's not a suit...
Ripel: Wha--it isn't? Oh, well, uh...you look very, very nice. Yeah, nice. And hot. Heheh. Kinda smelly and dank (*mumbling to self* and dirty), but hot.
Kairi: *just happens to walk between them while he says that* What?! What did you say!?
Ripel: NOwaitwaitwaitwait, what I meant wa--
Kairi: *grabs Ripel by the back of his shirt*

-- Switch to a view of the studios from outside --

*Ripel flies horizontally from the doorway on a closeup* AAAAUUHHH!

Announcer: Ripel has learned the Jazz Yell!

Zephie: Fresh Prince of Bel Air. <3 <3

-- Back inside --

*Kairi dusts off her hands and walks over to the catering table*
Dezil: Brilliant!
Cassie: *having a belly laugh at Rip's expense, justice being served*
Naras: Jackiiiiiiiie!
Blyr: He got thrown out, dude.
Naras: *pokes Blyr in his eye* You call me Uncle!
Blyr: Ow!
Daemon: *watches Black walk in* BWACKYYY!
Carolina: BWACKYYY!
Daemon: No, kakarot! Bwacky is MINE!
* BANG! POW! ZAM! ZOT!*
Daemon: *on the ground* Owwwwwwwiieee... @_@
Carolina: Bwacky!
Black: WARK! *runs away from Carolina*
Carolina: No! Come baaaa~ack! *chases Black*
Arc: No! Come baaaa~ack! *chases Carolina*
Ren: Yowch...
Ciaran: It's the fangirl...
Ren: Of DOOOOOOMMMM!
Ciaran: Hey, that's MY line!
Ren: DOOOOOOMMM! ...Err, I mean, sorry. ^^;
Ciaran: *sigh* Not only does she want my job, she wants my lines.
Naras: Ah, yes, like old Japanese proverb: hot babe in leather always want job.
Ren: What did you say, old man?!
Naras: *pokes her in her eye* You call me Uncle!
Ciaran: Of DOOOOOMMM!
Naras: *pokes him in his eye* You, too!
Ren & Ciaran: *both holding an eye* Owch!
Dezil: *pops open a bottle of Guiness* Brilliant!
Carolina: *from other room* No! I will NOT go out with you, Arc!
Dezil: Damn...
Blyr: All right, hand it over.
Dezil: But, I don't have any money...
Blyr: Your shirt will do fine.
Dezil: Dammit... *hands Blyr his shirt* That's the SECOND time I've lost my shirt today!
Blyr: Hey, you're on a roll! :D
Dezil: *grumble*
Ripel: *comes back in, dusting himself off* Damn, what a bitch...uh oh...
Kairi: *eyetwitch, then grabs him by his shirt again*
Ripel: *flinches*

-- Back outside the building. --
-- Closeup of the door. --

Ripel: *flies out of it sideways* AAAAUUUHH!

Announcer: Jazz Yell skill level up! Level 2!

-- Back inside. --

Dezil: Brilliant! *takes a swig of Guinness*

Hmm, I wonder if Dezil drank less Guiness if he would bet so much...

Regardless, that gets teh Dezil stamp of approval. It was...


Hold on...


Haven't done it in a while, got to set it up...



BRILLIANT!

And with that bit or random insanity, my sleep addled mind is going to bed...

I don't know why Kairie would be pissed if Ripel called her hot...

Oh well, as Dezil would say...BRILLIANT!!!

New thread, yo. We don't want to upset the mods, now, do we?