Attack of the Horrible One-Liners
 

I for some reason I was watching "True Lies" the other day. It got to the end when the terrorist leader is hanging off the missile, and Arnold says "You're Fired." then proceeds to launch the terrorist at his buddies in a helicopter. The Govenator was to have the most cringe worthy one-liners attached to him.

"I let him go." Commando
"STICK around." Predator
"Ahhh.. he had to SPLIT." Running man
"Consider that a DIVORCE!" Total Recall
"SCREW YOOUUU!!" Total Recall
Anything out of Last Action Hero
All of Batman and Robin

So I open this to you the forumites, what are some of your favourite bad one-liners.

"No man can defeat me..." - Witch King
"I'm no man!" - Eowyn

I don't think that's exact, but close enough. That line was so bad, it seriously killed the moment, and thats one of the most climactic moments in the movie! Worst...Line...Ever!

funny I believe it's in the book.

pssst it is

Doesn't change the fact that it's a bad line, although I did forget that.

"I KEEEL YOOO! I KEEEL YOOO UNTIL YOOO DIEEEE!!!!"

- From some movie

"Bah! And again I say Bah! And once more Bah is said by me!"
-Me

"Holy hole in a donut, Batman!"
"Holy dental hygeine, Batman!"
-Robin, from the oldskool Batman and Robin.

"Holy ------, Batman!" -Robin, from the old Batman series.

Hell, everything from that show was super cheesy.

"A sparrow with a machine gun, it's so simple!"- Batman old skool movie
"A ball point banana, of course!"- Same movie

I loved that movie

Ya, old sch00l batman was funny. As far as new school batman, batman and robin just ruined it all for me. I even like Batman Forever even though most people didn't.

Might as well throw in the clasic Zero Wing lines:
"All your base are belong to us."
"Someone set up us the bomb"
"You have no chance to survive make your time"