OOC: Yes...I do want to blatanly rip off Metal Gear Solid right about now.

BIC: Wolf looked at his still bleeding left shoulder. "Well, I'm also up for not getting shot anymore today. I'm surprised I didn't get gangrene or something. Obviously, we have to outwit the uberguards with stealth. Anyway we could get some big cardboard boxes?"

His comrades shot him an odd glance "What? Never played Metal Gear Solid before?"

He paused, then continued his explaination.

"I'm hoping that the uberguards, while having extra powerful hearing...are blind as bats. We could hide in the boxes and sneak around. I mean...who's gonna suspect a box? And to distract some of them, we could throw empty clips, knock on the walls, basically anything that would keep their attention away from us. And if they do find us, we could just slit their throats with a knife, or a katana...or shoot them with a tranq pistol if you're not into spilling buckets of blood on the floors, walls, and ceiling." Wolf grinned slightly.

"Crazy...dangerous...utterly insane...and Brilliant!"

(( And I'll spoof those Guiness commercials. :D ))

Wraith crosses his arms and puts his chin in his hand. "But...where're we gonna get three cardboard boxes?"

OOC: Oh ok, I'll indulge you

BIC: "Let's just say that this crazy idea actually works and we manage to find some boxes. What then? It's a corridor, and I doubt that the guards won't notice three cardboard boxes wandering through. But, it's all we've got right now, so let's start searching."

OOC: We can definitely use the box idea, the story is way too angsty. We need some humor for sure. If not, we can think of something else. In other news: I'm giving Andy two more days, if he doesn't post then, I'm taking over. I talked to him last week and he said he's "try to get around to it," but I'm not waiting around for him.

OOC: Thanks...but now I wonder how a brain would store things in boxes...

BIC:Wolf thought. "There are a few rooms we haven't explored here. One of them could contain boxes for reasons that we may never understand...you know...repressed memory storage...or forgotten memories. Anyway...I say we try this door."

Wolf pointed to a door marked Forgotten Memories stored in really nice cardboard boxes for easy transport for reasons we will never really understand.

OOC: If that was too much of a cop-out...let me know.

(( lol xD ))

"How...convenient..." Wraith says, then goes to the door and opens it. At first, everything's dark, but his hand soon finds a light switch on the wall and a small room with many, many cardboard boxes reveals itself. He looks around and then steps in, exclaiming, "Dibs on this one!"

OOC: GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!! On a lighter note... Can I be the gaurds? I want to be the morons! I can do a very good idiot if you want too. I mean, sinjce I'm gonna be busy with Myth, so I won't have much posting potential, I call bad guys!

Wolf walked in. "Like I said. This plan should be bulletproof. Since the boxes are labeled as forgotten memories...the guards might think their just being reshuffled...or something. As long as they don't see us moving around...they won't suspect a thing."

Wolf pulls a box over his head and crouches down so that he can't be seen under it. "See? Bulletproof!"

He crept out of the room, still mostly obscured under the box, and looking through a hole in the front to he could see what was in front of him.

He turned around to Wraith and Jade "I'll lead the way." Then he turned and started creeping down the hall.

OOC: By all means MC, be the guards and enjoy.

BIC: "We are so gonna get shot again." Jade crouched down, albeit a little painfully on her bad leg, and pulled a box over her. "If we die Wolf, I'm holding you responsible!"

A guard, (How about we call him Bill) Was sitting outside of Monk's doorway. He got the radio that a group of people had run their way into the place, and were currently in this room, and to watch out out for any changes. However, he could feel the 20 hour shift coming to haunt him, and sleep coming on to him. But no... He would not... fall...

"Zzz... Zzz..."

Wolf moved silently under the box as he crept down the hallway, Jade and Wraith following close behind. He noticed a guard only 10 feet away, and was about to draw his tranq pistol, when he noticed the guard was asleep.

Stupid Guard He thought as he slowly crept past the sleeping soldier and closer to the exit.