The true lives of monsters: Chapter 3 House of "Fun"
 

It was getting later in the day. The sun was setting and there was a forrest ahead. A two story shack was on the horizon.

"I should warn you these guys are pretty close to insane."

OOC: Should I have already taken blood from the werewolf?

"After spending a century in the windswept halls of pandemonium, NOTHING seems insane anymore my dear fellow. I've seen things that would chill you to the bone. Things even more horrible than your worst nightmares could possibly create."

ooc: things even more horrible than.... the superbowl halftime show!

OOC: I'll say no...

IC:
"Let's go inside and out of the light already, I need to heal myself." Vlad complained. The sun was still up, not fully, but there was still sunlight.

Dem Bones slightly tilted his head as to give the appearance of lifting a nonexistant eyebrow.
"But are they more crazy than we've already experienced? I find it hard to believe that there are creatures more loopy than someone who's first reaction to seeing a giant skeleton is to throw a kickball at it."

"Indeed, I don't know a lot about humans, but if they are all as crazy as those we just met, I don't think many monsters could rival it." Golem said.

"I saw you talking to the blue fellow. Almost looks like you got yourself a friend. Though I don't know how well your friendship would work out. I've never held that many lasting relationships with rocks. Except for Jimmy here. He's my besterest friend in the whole wide world."
Dem Bones pulled out a 60's type pet rock from out of his teeth.

An explosion rocked the house.

The blast knocked Jimmy out of Dem's fingers. It landed in a pile of rocks more or less identical to it.
"Jimmy? NOOOOOO!!!"

"He was quite interesting, and fairly intelligent. Who knows why he continues to follo that group of idiots..." Golem said, when suddenly an explosion seemed to effect the ground. He was made of rock and didn't notice much, but even he noticed that. "What was that." He asked in his normal voice, having trouble putting a questioning tone to it.