LC if only the admins would let me put one more line in my sig...
Yeah, that would be right in there in BOLD.

As for the dreaded V-Day, I think its so damn hyped up you can destroy yourself with expectations, so woe not and expect nothing but time spent with a loved one.

Aww...c'mon. I'm married, don't tease me like that :shifty:

heh that reminds me of something I did two years ago.

So its February 14, 2005. Valentines Day! And wouldn't you know it, I'm single, and I'm a geek. Now, I've never had a girlfriend at this point in my life. And Well, I felt like making the most of my day so I pull out a piece of paper and a marker and I write on it. Then comes the issue of taping it to myself. I go to my morning Government teacher and he kindly gives me the tape after laughing in amusement at my sign. Now, I go through a bit of the day and one of my friends, a she mind you, is awefully perturbed by this sign all day. She keeps trying to rip it off me. She keeps failing as I just put it back. At lunchtime I'm walking through the cafeteria and a girl walks up to me. Pretty cute too. She asks me "Is that sign for real?" I nod my head, and she kisses me on the cheek. Thats right. THE CHEEK. The "Kiss Me" sign was a success.

The next year, I had a girlfriend, Not the same girl or said perturbed friend, so I couldn't do it. But this year, I'm back out there.

And Ladies, I'm SINGLE!

Nothing has ever worked for me, nor will it in the near future. I'm not "gangsta enouhg fo da hos" in my area, so I genereally avoid everyone and everything on Vday.

In Manitoba?! You come to Chicago, then we'll talk.

I went to a shooting range and used .22 caliber bullets to shoot out the outline of a heart. Then claimed it was "modern cupid" when I gave it to my girlfriend of the time.

Yeah so I just got burned on my Valentines plans...so I'll be joining all the rest of th single NPFers pretending its just another Wednesday and crying on the inside...*sniffle*

Awww...cheer up Demetrius. You can use my "kiss me" sign idea. It works wonders I tell ya. Wonders.

Maybe I'll try that tonight, go downtown get stupid then do stupid things...an excellent plan, yes! MWAHAHAHAHAHA...*sniffle*

Thanks for the cheer up though.

ON Valentine's day? Well, duh. Of course.

FOR Valentine's day? Well, considering I get that pretty often, I wouldn't really consider it a valid gift for any holiday. I mean. It's like "I'm going to do the same thing I do every day for Valentine's day!"

I totally wouldn't get away with giving an orgasm for V-day either. Same reason.

'course, I wouldn't care if I didn't get anything at all... so it wouldn't really bug me. Just pointing out that a guy who gets it all the time, isn't going to consider it all that great of a present for a special occassion, unless it's spiced up in some special way.

It's ok. I'll get twice as much oral sex, so you can live vicariously through me.