Ok, you really need to stop being an emo bastard about this.
Etc.

We get it. You need to relax about this and move on. If you were that ugly, you wouldn't show anyone what you looked like (the video in your sig) You really need to stop worrying so much about your appearence.

Finally, someone said it. and anyway, im sure that plenty of people would go out with you, provided you ask them.

REALLY LONG POEM WRITTEN.

HOTLINKING HERE.

happy Valentines day, Singles Awareness day, and "Here's some candy, sleep with me!" Day!

It's shaping up to be a beautiful wednesday.

Ho hum. Another Wendsday.

It wouldn't irk me so bad if I wasn't simply living in the barren land of interesting women. Maybe I should pick up bar hopping.

Even if one ignores the fact that I don't have a girlfriend, V-day will turn out fairly boring anyway. I'm snowed in at my house; snowdrifts a couple feet high and whatnot.

Hmmm.... Utah?

But if you find that place, let me know 'cuz I'm movin' there too. Just as soon as I decide whether I should ask FF12 or Devil May Cry to tie the knot. We've been through so much together...

Yeah yeah, sorry, but for the record, that was done almost 2 years ago, I'ne got dramatically worse since then. I'm just pissed becasue on SAD, all the single kids have to do a presentation or some shit about why its okay to be single, and I am not looking forward to that at all.

No you don't. I'm just handing out candy to all my frineds who are also single, and snubbing the ones with girlfriends/boyfriends.

that sounds really, really stupid... Wait, do you mean thay have to have a reason, or that they actually have to do a presentation for school?

Heh, I just got done helping my friend give out Gondola Rides at my schools "reflection Pool". It was going good. We gave out like 12 rides until we capsized. Seriously, all you guys need is a little ingenuity and confidence.;)