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Apathy 02-14-2007 04:16 PM

Happy Valentine`s Day.

Today sucks! Enjoy.

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Originally Posted by Lord of Joshelplex
Lord of Joshelplex
Yeah yeah, sorry, but for the record, that was done almost 2 years ago, I'ne got dramatically worse since then. I'm just pissed becasue on SAD, all the single kids have to do a presentation or some shit about why its okay to be single, and I am not looking forward to that at all.

Bullshit something? Or, just stand up and present yourself as ``The single that doesn`t give a shit about what anyone else has to say about Valentine`s Day.``

Or make them deny it`s that holiday themselves, that`s always fun.


PS I find it stupid that school`s are trying to get in on Valentine`s Day when half the time they throw a pissfit about people kissing each other in the hallways.

Lord of Joshelplex 02-14-2007 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apathy
Happy Valentine`s Day.

Today sucks! Enjoy.



Bullshit something? Or, just stand up and present yourself as ``The single that doesn`t give a shit about what anyone else has to say about Valentine`s Day.``

Or make them deny it`s that holiday themselves, that`s always fun.


PS I find it stupid that school`s are trying to get in on Valentine`s Day when half the time they throw a pissfit about people kissing each other in the hallways.

Well, luckily, the student council's Vday/SAD plans were shut down, and I'm glad, cause they go class to class and find the people that are obviously single, and have us state why we chos that. I didnt chose to be single, I just dont have qualities a high school girl finds desireable.

Lady Cygnet 02-14-2007 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord of Joshelplex
I hate Vday, it just reminds me of how ugly and undesireable I am, and how I'm never going to have a girlfriend. And how I have to see all the whores at my school go to the bathroom with the gangsta guys.

Okay...either you need to stop lusting after the "whores," or you need to stop thinking of girls in general as whores. Even those of us females with limited intelligence can pick up on that kind of self-defeating attitude.

That being said, Happy VD! :p

I bought myself a rose, went out to lunch with my mom, and was a test subject for the local medical school. I recommend everything but the test subject bit for my fellow unattached NPFers on this fine, glorious, snow-covered VD.

Krylo 02-14-2007 06:51 PM

Did you just wish him a happy venereal disease? 'Cause, well, that's kinda hard to do when he's so ugly that even the whores turn down his bling.

I mean, even ignoring the whole happy disease thing...

42PETUNIAS 02-14-2007 07:06 PM

Whats wrong with being a test subject? Have they given you aids or something?

Sir Pinkleton 02-14-2007 08:37 PM

Today, I got a cake during lunch, as is the custom of our school during VD, and I'm going to have steak later tonight via mom cooking.

Happy Wednesday! :p

EDIT: Up where I live it's extremely rare to see snow in any month, let alone Valentines day, so I can't have a snow-covered VD.

...Still have my DS though...

Lord of Joshelplex 02-15-2007 12:07 AM

I watched a bunch of guys beat up one of the gay kids at my school. It was unpleasant. I then went home and sat on my ass all evening writing the greatest story ever. Best Vday yet, and I wasnt ridiculed for my lack of a girlfriend this year too.

Long-Haired Narcissist 02-15-2007 01:18 AM

My first V-Day I didn't consider myself single went so awesome. Also it was snowing early this morning and my hair actually froze.

Demetrius 02-15-2007 01:22 AM

LoJ stop being a pussy, chicks in high school suck for the most part, but if you're that concerned look around a bit and I'm sure that there are actual nice girls who aren't into the HS thing. They are the girls that are actually worth spending time with and are the girls who are most likely to actually look beyond shallow gangsta shit. Going back to my first point; stop being a pussy, if you want something you've gotta get out and risk something, show some confidence in your damn skills and lose that self defeating attitude. Chicks can smell that stench from 3,000 miles away.

I have spent my V-Day holed up in my house with my roomies, drunk as a skunk watching movies and Southpark, all in all not too bad.

Lord of Joshelplex 02-15-2007 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Demetrius
I have spent my V-Day holed up in my house with my roomies, drunk as a skunk watching movies and Southpark, all in all not too bad.

But did you write the epic tale of Donald Trump going to the Shire to buy somones graphing calculator for five dollars? I THINK NOT!


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