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Dr DR 02-12-2004 06:06 PM

I doubt that would work. Pie does not solve all problems.

Calithad Wolvendo 02-12-2004 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr DR
I doubt that would work. Pie does not solve all problems.

I chalenge you to find a problem that Pie can't fix. And if it can't, then Duct Tape and Fabreze can.

Also, in an actualy brawl, WM would beat BM senceless repeatedly, then heal him, and do this till she ran out of MP. Then she can't heal BM anymore, and he just dies, but WM gets to have a clear consious cause there was nothing she could do.

Peace
D-san

Dr DR 02-12-2004 06:18 PM

A problem which Pie cannot fix:

Say I am about to die of cancer. I am in the very final stages and can barely move. The doctors tell me I have less than an hour left. My problem is that I am about to die of cancer. Pie will not solve my problem at all. Indeed the act of eating the pie would not even make my last moments more enjoyable, as movement is painful and difficult. If anything, the pie, which will tantalise me in my final moments, will make things worse. Neither Duct tape nor febreeze will help in any way either.

behemoth 02-12-2004 06:20 PM

the point of baking her a pie would be to show that he's actually willing to do something for somebody besides himself

Calithad Wolvendo 02-12-2004 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr DR
A problem which Pie cannot fix:

Say I am about to die of cancer. I am in the very final stages and can barely move. The doctors tell me I have less than an hour left. My problem is that I am about to die of cancer. Pie will not solve my problem at all. Indeed the act of eating the pie would not even make my last moments more enjoyable, as movement is painful and difficult. If anything, the pie, which will tantalise me in my final moments, will make things worse. Neither Duct tape nor febreeze will help in any way either.

What if its a super Cancer Curing pie......huh....
Yea, thats right, a super pie of Cancer Curing proportions
A Pumpkin pie of Cancer Curing proportions

Damn....I'm hungry now

Peace
D-san

Dr DR 02-12-2004 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Calithad Wolvendo
What if its a super Cancer Curing pie......huh....
Yea, thats right, a super pie of Cancer Curing proportions
A Pumpkin pie of Cancer Curing proportions

Damn....I'm hungry now

Peace
D-san

Unfortunatley, there is a slight flaw in your logic. Cancer curing pie indeed :rolleyes: .

Calithad Wolvendo 02-12-2004 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr DR
Unfortunatley, there is a slight flaw in your logic. Cancer curing pie indeed :rolleyes: .

If there is a flaw in my logic, it's that Cancer Curring Pumpkin Pies take too long to make, thus if you were in your final hours, you would be dead before it had a chance to cool.

Peace
D-san

Dr DR 02-12-2004 06:30 PM

Quite.

01d55 02-12-2004 07:26 PM

BM just can't get it through his head that he'd have to be nice to people to ever have a shot with WM.

Remember this?

The saddest part is, an ice spell would be the perfect tool for the job she was thinking of.

Apletto 02-12-2004 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Calithad Wolvendo
If there is a flaw in my logic, it's that Cancer Curring Pumpkin Pies take too long to make, thus if you were in your final hours, you would be dead before it had a chance to cool.

You are a fool, as powerful as pie is, especially pumpkin pie, it can not cure cancer or heal BM and WM's relationship or lack thereof(which are only seen as problems in need of fixing by BM, which is why...)You need something stronger. You need a Febreez Pie with Duct Tape topping! That will truly fix everything, including cancer. Anyone who says otherwise just enjoys watching people die of cancer instead.


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