Theme Songs
 

Any ideas for theme songs other that Red Mage's. I've got one
He'll blast your town
He'll stab your face
He'll blow up the whole damn place
Look out he's Black Maaaaage
Look out, Watch out fooor
BLACK MAAAAAAGE!!!!!

He'll swing his swords!
He'll miss the obvious!
He's so funny,
'cause he's so oblivious!
He slacked off at Vargas!
He doesn't have a clue!
But if you're evil,
He's use unorthodox methods of combat to completey anihilate and humiliate youuuuuu...
:fighter: He's FIIIIIIIIIGHTER! :fighter:

What? Nobody else has a theme song? I spent five minutes thinking of mine for nothing? Phooey and Blarg I say! Phlarg!

He'll make some cookies
For veterans and rookies
He may not be evil
But he tries

He's missing a clue
In his malevolent stew
When it comes to effort
He'll win first prize

Oh Gaaaaarland, Gaarland
His horns and pointy and true
Oh Gaaaarland, Gaarland
He's the evil villain for you!

nananananananana Black Mage!
nananananananana Black Mage!
nananananananana nananananananana
Black Mage! Black Mage! Batman!

I can also think of ones for Fighter, Red Mage, pretty much any character with a two syllable name.

ugh... I feel so dirty now...

That describes a very non-White Mage girl.

Anyway:

:bmage:Excuse me! Could I have the attention of the class for one second?
Hey kids!
Do you like violence?
:fighter: YEAH!
:bmage: Do you want to see me put nine inch nails through each one of Fighter's eye lids?
:fighter: Ye...wait, what?

Please. Fighter wouldn't understand so quickly!

He's the man with the master plan...
Heeeeeeeeeeeeee's.... RED MAGE! (insert flashy effects here)

Bikke="A pirates life for me"

... no question there...

*Red Mage holds mic, rappa style*
Red Mage:Yo Yo YO!
He's gonna take yo stuff,
He's got a beard and he's really BUFF
Give it up y'all, it's BIKKE!
*Bikke enters, crowd screams and applauds*
To the Window!
To the Wall!

Bikke: Yar!

Oh. my. god, Bikke!
look. at. his. sword!
It is SO big.
He looks like one of those Vargus school guys
guh, who understands those Vargus guys?
They only talk to him because he looks like a total bad-ass
I mean, his sword. It's just so BIG.
It's so shiny and up there.
I mean look, he's just so.... RED!