Why, I think you're onto something there :D
No offense...

Something went wrong on the college computers once so I called out "Abort, Retry, Fail?"

No one got it.

I then spent half an hour explaining it to them.

I don't get it.

No, not at all. Seriously.


Oh, I've got one! This morining I was writing a date in my shitty handwriting. My friend walks by and says, "Does that say nineteen fifty-pi?" I told him it did, then proceeded to calculate the exact date and time that would equal(February 20, 1953, at 4:21 p.m. and about 6 seconds, if you were wondering). Later during the same class period, I whipped out some pseudo-Javascript to give him the punchline to a comic we were drawing. I was in rare form today.

Old DOS based error message. Naturally. You young'uns wouldn't get it.

I just got inspired; Someone remind me to photoshop the poster from that movie Rockstar and give him a Guitar Hero controller instead.

I've done something similar to this. Yeah I sucked at the emo phase.

Oh and I do this.

My friends and I speak using symbols and LOL-ish phrases all the time. One of my buddies, specifically, is always trying to duke it out with me, and we always argue who is "greater sign" the other. I often glance at his papers when he gets them back, and if his score is even one point less than mine, I'll say something like, "Roflcopter, my paper greater sign you. You phail." Or visa versa, if he did better than me.

Also, ever since I figured out that in Role Play "Scribe" is a DEX skill, I've started looking at my own handwriting and feeling like a loser because my dexterity is crap.

I must have really low DEX then, have you seen my drawings? I guess that I have a high... um... what does being a sarcastic asshole fall under? CHA?

Discussing with my boss why the Imperial Fleet could destroy the Federation. And discussing episodes of Star Trek with said boss all the while exclaiming i do not liek the show, yet he wonders how come I know so much.. Also debating the merits why Star Wars is superior.

Currently it is obsessing over FF VI.

I'll do you one better. I give you the immortal Johnny Cash:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...saga/jcash.jpg