OOC: Can't say that I know what's going on, so I'm just playing my character accordingly too. =\

"My room... it has wall mirrors... just unhinge them quickly and place them where you need them." She turns to the monk. "I want you to hide by the cannons. When you hear me yell to you, i want you to jump from the hatch onto the other ships hatch and climb in. You won't have to fight, promise." She takes the tomato sauce and rubs it on her clothes and skin, she then takes the rotten meet and places it on the inside of her clothes, giving one the impression that she was decaying. "Where the hell's the giant! get him down here now!"

(Decaying?)

Kane pulled out his crossbow and slammed a large lever down attached to the stock. The action both pulled back the string and loaded a new bolt. "Not a good choice, Bob."

*edit* OOC: dang, stupid slow dial-up connection.

ooc: haha! aren't you guys getting this yet?

ic: "Damn it Giant!! Get down here now!!! The ship's supposed to look deserted!!!"

"I'd suggest you lower your weapon, Joe, I'm trying to take my ship home. From the looks of how the c'apn and her first mate are treating you, I'd guess you'd rather not be here, either, so why not help me get us out of this mess?" Kyoji said without missing a beat.

OOC: oooh, intrege. here is the problem. I need to go away. and I may not be back intil much later, so its good that you want my character to do covert stuff. Oh And you keep mishearing me. I CAN fight. so lets assume i do what needs doing, and Il lbe back at midnight, before I go to bed.
IC: the monk nods and goes below, streching as he goes.

Kane fires a bolt, peircing one of the handles of the wheel. "No matter how much I'd like to go home, I'd rather not get caught by a large galley and die." Kane slamms down the lever again, re-loading the crossbow. "Next one's your ass." Not that the first one wasn't supposed to be...

Kyoji chuckled, looking at the bolt stuck in the wheel. He took his dagger out from his sash, and pointed the hilt at Kane. He pressed the second button, and suddenly the hilt extended seven feet, knocking the crossbow out of Kane's hand, sending it clattering to the deck below. Kyoji spun the dagger (now a spear) around, and in a flash the blade was at Kane's throat.
"My offer stands, Kane, but perhaps it's best to discuss this later. Lucretia seems to know what's going on here, so I'll let it slide this time." Kyoji pressed the second button again and the hilt returned to it's original size.

Meanwhile Li had set up an odd arrangement of mirrors right at the base of the steps and mounded a large pile of gunpowder in a bowl and a light dusting on the steps. He snickered to himself. This would scare the hell out of those damn bucaneers. He then busied himself with applying blood from the rotten meat to his face, clothes and hands. "Great idea luv, I always did have a liking for ghost stories"

(Im across the deck from you. Winkeyface)

ooc: I was talking to epiphany and I wouldn't call you luv. My character is drunk and rougueish not gay.

(I was talking to Phat G. Smileyface)

ooc: wtf? smileyface?... winkeyface? Nevermind

(I post from the Quick Reply box, and I'm too lazy to remeber the BBCode symbols, so I just type them in. :) =Smileyface. ;) =Winkeyface)

OOC: Whoopsies, thought you were next to me. Eheh... What say you we forget about that little happening then? Let's try this one more time.

Kyoji chuckled, looking at the bolt in the wheel. He pulled it out, twirling it between his fingers. Suddenly, he flicked the bolt and it whizzed through the air and stuck into Kane's crossbow, blocking the loaded bolt. "My offer stands, Kane, but we can save this conversation for later. Lucretia seems to know what's going on here, so maybe we should listen to her for a bit longer," Kyoji said, smiling politely. He left the helm and crossed his hands behind his head, headed downstairs.

OOC: Ooooh, ok, I thought you were calling me a winky face, like male genitalia. I'm glad it was something else :p

Li overheard the conversation. <oh dear god not another mutiny! I'll have to kill em all in the middle of an ocean! this isn't what I had in mind at all.> he then gritted his teeth and went back to fiddling with his mirrors.

Kane swings his arm like he's throwing a right hook punch and catches the bolt. "Sorry as I am to admit it, I like her more than you. And I'm not too hot on her. So get yer ass below decks."

"What's that? I couldn't hear you! You'll have to come below and tell me!" Kyoji yelled up to Kane.

"I said there's something in my eye! Pardon me while I use my middle finger to rub it!" Crossbow in one hand, scabbard in the other, Kane crutched down below deck.

Kyoji chuckled as he made his way over to where Lucretia's voice had been coming from.
"What can I do for you, Cap'n?"

"I need you guys to hide below deck. They're going to board our ship, now here's the plan. I'm going to lay down and... play dead. I need you all to hide in shooting range. They'll think this ship was jumped earlier and that the crew was taken prisoner, and that they had no need for a woman, so killed me and left me behind. They get close enough, I stab a few, you start shooting, we kill a good plenty of them, and jump to the other ship if we must,or fight from our ship. With the skills you all gloat about, i'm sure you'll do fine."

Li promptly laid down on the steps, pulled out a piece of cord, lit it and held the smoldering cord fimly in his hand face down in gunpowder. heh, fun time he smirked to himself.

"Shooting range? You mean we have guns? What a pleasant surprise, I'm glad you guys added a few, because last I checked, this was a charter ship with no defenses except for the crew, which is why it was headed back to port." Kyoji said, arching an eyebrow as he walked behind the barrels and sat down, leaning against the inner hull of the ship.

(Crossbows also shoot. Smileyface)

"...that's a great plan!...if we all want to die. But what the hell." Kane walked into a small closet in the same room as Lucretia, and only partially closed the doors. "Do try to stay alive. If you're going to be killed, I'd like to be the one doing it." And smiled with his first non-sarcastic smile in a long time.

OOC: Brb for a while, Teen Titans is on. While I'm loathe to admit it, it's like crack, so I have to go watch it.

Walks to Kyoji and pulls him up towards her by his collar. "Listen here you pumpess jackass. I've tried to be as pacient with everyone here as humanly possible. I'm sick of taking your sass. These weapons were brought on my, yes, my ship by my crew. I suggest you stop giving me sass and start doing what you're told." She slams him back down towards the barrel and makes her way to the spot she had chosen to play dead.

ooc: Phat G...... Please don't take anything personally! *huggles* it's just my character, she's a bitch!

(Yes, yes she is. Not that you aren't, Epiphany....whoops....I said THAT wrong.....please put the gun down...)

ooc: *rolls on floor laughing into a wall* where the hell did my daddy put that saber!!! I'm hunting you down Stover! mwuhahaha!

ooc: hey that was... erm... too obvious to pass up *starts snickering* but seriously no personal attacks plz

ooc: well, I've gotta go. See you guys tomarrow! *huggles* night night!

(Aw man! That (the fact that I can't insult people) takes all the fun out of things... [emoticon]Winkeyface[/emoticon])

ooc: new thread people and I'm off to bed

OOC: Chao, time for Adult Swim, too, g'night.