Episode 381: Dead. Hate. Living.
 

Ooooh I so hope that Lichey opens up a can of whoop-ass. I'm dying to finally see a villain represent.

Well, looks like it is the Dad (Lich KING...)...hmm...how will they kill the master of the dead...or was it death?

Maybe his arm fall off though. RM did mention that he was a bag of bones, so one hit and he's in a pile.

I want to see a real battle. One where everyone actually has to fight. Don't ask me how Brian can still make it funny, but I want it.

My guess is that Vilbert is still the real 4th Dark Warrior. Turns out that they only crushed his vocal chords. Being undead, as soon as he got up, they would be healed. He would then have to join the Dark Warriors because the Light Warriors destroyed his daddy. My theory. I own the copyright, you owe me a quarter just for reading it!

Compared to the most recent ones, this one isn't all that funny. But hey, they can't all be gems.

Ok, BM looks like he is in trouble. But is he really? Will BM be able to torch Lich without breaking a sweat or is Lich going to open a can of Whoop-Hiney with 50% artifical ingredients on the LW?

My guess: The LW's are in deep trouble.

just waiting for vilberts mom to come out and berate the lich for treating their guests
so poorly, then invite them to have meatloaf too.

vilbert will be fine, we don't even know that his heart was pierced. and if it was, his
parents will either not realize something is wrong, because he never really liked them,
or they like BM a lot better, and would rather he was their son.

Actually that scenario with Vilbert's mom inviting them to dinner seems very likely. ;)

well, i'm just a very likely kinda guy, you know?

RM called Lich's speech a "sad display of bravado." Therefore, the LW are royally screwed.

Even if they lose the battle, aren't they about due? If the good guys always win, what is there to keep the story interesting? Would Spiderman have been as entertaining if he hadn't lost that first battle with Doc Ock?

Defeat is the spice that lends victory its sweetness.