Li used his staff as a vault and landed perilously close to lucretia.

"Yeh called cap'ness?"

Kane took his usuall fake-superior, overly sarcastic tone: "Normally, I'd be happy to have a little chat with you, Lucretia, but I seem to be...immobile. Perchance could you come down here instead if you so wish to converse with us?"

She rolls her eyes and stratils Kane, then sits with her knee on his stomach. "A lil' chat, eh?" She then smiles and whispers in his ear. "How's this for a lil' chat. I'm going to put you through Hell... don't underestimate me. You just might be suprised, Love." She pushes him back down keeping her hand on his chest and smiling. She then looks up at Li. "Well, be a gentleman, help a lady up."

"Absolutely." He said and helped her up promptly.
"I must say though that it is a bit odd that they deign to speak of you in the third person eh luv?" He said making a loose gesture in the others general direction.
"So what was it you wanted to discuss now luv?"

With 'I'm going to put you through Hell', Kane's face at once becomes very grave, and he began to reach for his knife, but he stopped, and became very confused very quickly. "Wh...put me through Hell...Love?...what...that doesn't make any...shit! Leg! Watch the leg!" Kane gasped, sighed and then lay back down.

He said wearily, "You already are putting me through Hell, Lucretia, you already are...."

Then, in a whisper, "I am so confused."

After Lucretia and Li had left, Kane partially sat up and asked to no one in particular: "Anyone know how to make a cast? Or want to help me to a bed? Or paying attention?"

She grabs Li's arm. "We'll talk in my room." She says with a smirk on her face. "And just so you men know, that would be the Captain's quarters... the biggest room on this ship." She made sure they all could hear. She then takes Li to the room and they both walk in, her locking the door behind her.

He raised an eyebrow and put an arm around her waist.

"So dearie actually decided to take their advice eh? A bit of a shock there. Not that I have any objections that is." He said flashing a rogueish wink.

"..... Oh, but Li.." She moves even closer to him until their lips almost touch. "You're just not my type." She pulls back and pushes his arm away. She jumps on the bed and starts moving the covers around frantically.

(And I'm off to bed. I know this is a huge loss to you people, but into every life, a little rain must fall. Or something. Whatever. Anyway, have a nice night.)

Li, now quite confused and sprawled on the floor. Attempted to make sense of what had just happened in his perpetually drunk little head.

"Erm... may I ask what in the nine hells just happened luv?"

Now wait...
Sordid talk about sex....
yelling at other people...
taking me back to quarters...
Tender embrace...
liberal amounts of alchohol....
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OH DAMMIT!!! FORGOT THE ALCHOHOL!!!!