Okay, Obvious confession: I like the show Red Dwarf--so much so, in fact, that I run a nice little weblog dedicated to in-depth episode reviews, character analysis, that sort of thing. It's called the Holoship Enlightenment, and the link to it is in my signature.

I started a debate on another RD-related board as to whether or not anyone read those sort of reviews and found them useful (because there aren't that many online--most Red Dwarf sites are several-years-old Geocities relics that consist of a handful of low-quality .wavs of Ym FaVe DWaRd LeiNs EvaR!!!1!, half a dozen stolen pictures, and some atrociously-spelled "character descriptions" that bring new meaning to the phrase "worse than useless").

My first reply called what I was doing useless shite (verbatim, "shite"), because "there are 10 million other sites that have done it all before" (not true) and "the show hasn't been on for 8 years, so there's nothing new at all to say about it" (also not true, surely, as long as time continues to pass, new fans emerge, and people continue to watch at all). Then this poster encouraged people to go write RD fanfiction instead--as though the latest Rimmer/Lister slashfics or Alternate Endings to Teh Show were really doing totally new and original things.

Confession: It's a great show, and I love examining it and discussing it, but it's times like this that I don't know why I goddamn bother because people are fucking goddamn fucking stupid fucking shitheads. Pearls before swine, I swear. My fault, I guess, for expecting intelligent debate anywhere but the few sites I already frequent, like this one.

Confession: Jared Todd scares me more and more everyday. I am completly serious here. He scares the living shit out of me.

Confession: I try to scare the crap out of him because it's funny on faplet and people laugh. It's the only time he's funny, seriously.
Confession: DAMN, I must have some awesome talent for style, because I'm dripping in awesome.
Confession: In faplet, I go by a ton of different names such as Tambourine or Jesus god.
Confession: Does anyone else think that a Jesus god would be so cool? Wait, that's not a confession..

Confession: I was going to put up a video of a woman giving a blowjob to a horse on that video thread of fifth's but decided not to, because it's too adult-related, and I couldn't find the video I originally wanted to post up first and couldn't bother looking through bestiality porn ads and hotlinks to find it... Seriously, that scarred me for life.

[Edit: OH!!! I have another one!
Confession: On the computer, I always have the taskbar above the screen and not below.]

Confession: Jared Todd sucks men's cocks
Confession: Jared Todd has spent 24 hour periods only talking to people through the internet.

Confession: nobody on this fourm scares me.

Confession: In fact I love you all and wish good luck on this wonderus journey we call life.

Confession: I'm serious.

Confession: I feel like not many things phase me (disgust me), but am afraid that I will come off as bragging if I say so.
Confession: I honestly don't see why anybody could hate someone else. Great dislike I could see, but hate? Hate is the word you use on someone who you would enjoy killing bloodily, in front of there immediate family and friends, slowly and painfully.
Confession: I don't think I truly hate anybody, and I'm doing my best in life to avoid that. That, and I want to always be at peace.

You, out. NOW!

Yeah, it's a viscious cycle that most of us have to endure. The only way around it is to hire a monkey butler.

Confession: I want a monkey butler.

Confession: For the first time in almost a month, the news talked about something not celeb related, and I shed a singel tear, a tear of joy.

Honestly guys, I'm gonna say 360+ posts of this has been well enough. Let's give the confessions a break for a bit, 'kay?

Gotta give people time to go do some new stuff to be ashamed of, after all.