Confessions 2: Expose more!!!
 

Figured that I'd start up a continuation of the other confessions thread.

Confession: I used to be schitzophrenic and depressed. I am so over that now.


EDIT: Sorry about that, xravi.:ninja:

Confession: I was going to start the next thread

Confession: I feel all special and fuzzy inside because someone else took up the task of continuing my thread. Yay!

Confession: Well, it's either that or the asbestos.

Wait for me! I'll join in too!
 

Confession: Due to my previous occupation, my Lungs are most likely Fire-Proof.

I gotta have more, lets see what others I have.

Confession: I don't read 8bit Theatre and haven't for many years.

Confession: After being featured in a bunch of webcomics, I'd be willing to say I haven't read it because I'm not in it.

Confession: Everything I have and will ever tell you is a lie. Including that.

Confession: All the pictures I have ever posted on this forum that are supposedly of me, are not. Rather I am a 35 year old, 300 pound man in a wheelchair.

Confession: Just because you don't not think I am witty as I think I am doesn't mean I'm not.

Confessions: For those that know me, I'm not back. For those that don't, I have returned.

Confession: Major Blood as you know him is not one man. He is 3 people, each made of split up parts of his brain.

Why are you looking at us like that?

Confession: Naruto is still my favorite anime/manga
confession: I once had a wet dream over Kagome and Sango from inuyasha........... uhhhhhh......nevermind >.>
confession: I belived in santa clause until I was 13
Confession: I don't like porn
confession: I don't find jerry signfeld funny
Confession: I can't spell
Confession: chuck Norris is my hero
Confession: I had an evil leprachan terrorizing me until I was 11
Confession: I now have some spawn of satan in the form of a cat-squirrel after me
Confession: I see dead people
Confession: I often dream of taking over the world

TOP THAT BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =p (shit caps... sorry)

Confession: I just screwed my girlfriend twice.

Confession: and by that, he means he had sex with her and disappointed her, effectively screwing her twice

Confession: I always go for the easy joke.

Confession: It just occured to me, all the awesome threads get sequels.
Confession: I'm having withdrawl from real-life-to-game-statistic tests, but am too lazy to manage to get on google to look for one.
Confession: I'm hungry, but I'm too lazy to get up and get food because I don't have any energy because I'm hungry.
Confession: I ran out of chapters I'd previously written on the 8-Bit Theatre Fanstories thread and I'm too lazy to, both, put the last chapter up even though Bludd, who I wait for to post, has already posted, and to write another chapter even though I'm sure everyone wants me to.
Confession: I really don't like the saying "All the cool kids do it", yet, some of the coolest kids I know use that saying religiously.
Confession: I just recently found the forum quote forum game, and, even though I read the line that said posts must be a week old, I checked the last post to see if Krylo had posted because I was going to use this:
Confession: When I read that all the cool kids have done it with Krylo, I actually, fully seriously, thought that the people mentioned actually had sex with him.
Confession: When hearing all the cool kids have done it with Krylo, I actually thought those people had physically done him.
Confession: Speaking of doing it with Krylo, the following posts turned me on:
Confession: I have a light crush for a lot of people in the forum.
Confession: I'm sure that most of the people in the forum that I have a crush for hate me.
Confession: I hate most of the people in the forum.

Okay, Obvious confession: I like the show Red Dwarf--so much so, in fact, that I run a nice little weblog dedicated to in-depth episode reviews, character analysis, that sort of thing. It's called the Holoship Enlightenment, and the link to it is in my signature.

I started a debate on another RD-related board as to whether or not anyone read those sort of reviews and found them useful (because there aren't that many online--most Red Dwarf sites are several-years-old Geocities relics that consist of a handful of low-quality .wavs of Ym FaVe DWaRd LeiNs EvaR!!!1!, half a dozen stolen pictures, and some atrociously-spelled "character descriptions" that bring new meaning to the phrase "worse than useless").

My first reply called what I was doing useless shite (verbatim, "shite"), because "there are 10 million other sites that have done it all before" (not true) and "the show hasn't been on for 8 years, so there's nothing new at all to say about it" (also not true, surely, as long as time continues to pass, new fans emerge, and people continue to watch at all). Then this poster encouraged people to go write RD fanfiction instead--as though the latest Rimmer/Lister slashfics or Alternate Endings to Teh Show were really doing totally new and original things.

Confession: It's a great show, and I love examining it and discussing it, but it's times like this that I don't know why I goddamn bother because people are fucking goddamn fucking stupid fucking shitheads. Pearls before swine, I swear. My fault, I guess, for expecting intelligent debate anywhere but the few sites I already frequent, like this one.

Confession: Jared Todd scares me more and more everyday. I am completly serious here. He scares the living shit out of me.

Confession: I try to scare the crap out of him because it's funny on faplet and people laugh. It's the only time he's funny, seriously.
Confession: DAMN, I must have some awesome talent for style, because I'm dripping in awesome.
Confession: In faplet, I go by a ton of different names such as Tambourine or Jesus god.
Confession: Does anyone else think that a Jesus god would be so cool? Wait, that's not a confession..

Confession: I was going to put up a video of a woman giving a blowjob to a horse on that video thread of fifth's but decided not to, because it's too adult-related, and I couldn't find the video I originally wanted to post up first and couldn't bother looking through bestiality porn ads and hotlinks to find it... Seriously, that scarred me for life.

[Edit: OH!!! I have another one!
Confession: On the computer, I always have the taskbar above the screen and not below.]

Confession: Jared Todd sucks men's cocks
Confession: Jared Todd has spent 24 hour periods only talking to people through the internet.

Confession: nobody on this fourm scares me.

Confession: In fact I love you all and wish good luck on this wonderus journey we call life.

Confession: I'm serious.

Confession: I feel like not many things phase me (disgust me), but am afraid that I will come off as bragging if I say so.
Confession: I honestly don't see why anybody could hate someone else. Great dislike I could see, but hate? Hate is the word you use on someone who you would enjoy killing bloodily, in front of there immediate family and friends, slowly and painfully.
Confession: I don't think I truly hate anybody, and I'm doing my best in life to avoid that. That, and I want to always be at peace.

You, out. NOW!

Yeah, it's a viscious cycle that most of us have to endure. The only way around it is to hire a monkey butler.

Confession: I want a monkey butler.

Confession: For the first time in almost a month, the news talked about something not celeb related, and I shed a singel tear, a tear of joy.

Honestly guys, I'm gonna say 360+ posts of this has been well enough. Let's give the confessions a break for a bit, 'kay?

Gotta give people time to go do some new stuff to be ashamed of, after all.