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MuMu 03-04-2007 03:49 PM

Britney Spears claims to be the Anti-Christ
 
And tries to hang herself

Linky

And I thought she couldn't get any lower after the head shave...

Teal Mage 03-04-2007 04:11 PM

Wow....just wow....She tried to hang herself...and something about 666 and anti-christ? Creepy...way creepy...and slightly pathetic.

I feel bad for her.

Lord of Joshelplex 03-04-2007 04:15 PM

h spewing forth from the realm of celebrities is sickening, and the best part is she thinks SHES the antichrist. Wow...

I know for a fact she isnt, becasue if there was one it would be me.

Mirai Gen 03-04-2007 04:17 PM

Part of me wants to laugh, because I'm sadistic, and especially since this is Britney Spears after all.

I dunno why, but it seems to me that Britney going fucking batshit insane tickles a funny bone that seems to be reserved for her alone.
Nobody comments on the 'Bone reserved for her' joke.

Skyshot 03-04-2007 04:44 PM

That's not quite why they laugh at it, Mirai. (Oh snap!)

Seriously, though, this thing looks a bit like joke reporting to me. You know, like The Onion, World Weekly News, and what not. I looked around and didn't find any confirmation. Anyone else find a second source?

Also, I feel weirdly proud of myself for not knowing about the stuff I did confirm -- her head shaving, rehab stuff, et cetera.

Jared Todd 03-04-2007 06:34 PM

I feel secure in the knowing Britney Spears' ordeal, Skyshot.

Basically, anyone that talks to Paris Hilton HAS to go to rehab. Don't ask me why, it's happened to Nicole Richie, and Lohan... I dunno. Anyway, so she's troubled already. So she goes to her ex-boyfriend's house and finds out that his other ex-girlfriend whom he left after Britney, was in his house. Britney wanted her baby, but Kevin wouldn't give it to her, so she was already mad as fuck and still catching up on her grips of reality shattered somehow by Paris Hilton. So when she got out, there were tons of cameras there, and she pleaded them to stop, but they kept taking pictures. It was a sad and emotional moment for her. That's when she beat the car of one of them with an umbrella.

This stuff about scrawling 666 on her head and hanging herself with a bedsheet was cute, but it's nothing more than a joke. It's a really cute joke, though.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk 03-04-2007 07:00 PM

I have a theory, which I can best illustrate thusly:

Famousness = Money,

Money = Power,

Power + Money + Famousness = Arrogance, corruption, bouts of insanity and the inability to keep in touch with reality.

Why do you think so many "celebrities", (I use the term losely in some instances) go so batshit insane?

I personally find it quite humourus that someone with more money, influence, power and is so well known can end up losing touch with reallity so much that they try to kill themselves several times after shaving their own head, and when they actually try and seek help they end up folding under the "pressure" in less than a day.

It's makes them look fucking pathetic if you ask me, and says a lot for just being "average".

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope 03-04-2007 07:08 PM

I feel bad for her. I mean she had a once great career (in others opinion, not mine) But all the ego and fame went to her head. If this is tru, she needs a good stint in rehab.

42PETUNIAS 03-04-2007 07:18 PM

I think most of the forums can join me in a big "So?" I mean, seriously, people commit suicide all the time. Why does this matter any more than the countless other people who suceeded?

TheBlindMime 03-04-2007 07:21 PM

Don't feel bad 42petunias, when I read it I just started laughing. In comparison to me, you still have a soul.


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