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Averross 03-05-2007 12:45 PM

The World is Mine! (Wiggles Eyebrows)
 
This thread is for putting up plots to take over or destroy the world.

Don't do something generic like "Build a bunch of robots and attack cities." Something like "Have robot assassins remove people in power and then insert an exact replica." is much better.

Fifthfiend 03-05-2007 01:04 PM

Personally I'm all for "Build a bunch of robots and attack cities."

No point messing with the classics.

BB 03-05-2007 01:10 PM

Befirend the finaincial owner of companies like AOL/Time/Warner/whatever, Cocacola, EA, Microsoft etc, and then inherit those companies in their wills. Considering I'd basically own everything ever anyway, anything that wasn't already mine would be a cinch to buy.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk 03-05-2007 01:26 PM

Subliminal messaging to control the masses. See, now you are under MY control MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

POS Industries 03-05-2007 02:01 PM

Read internet threads about people's ideas to take the world from you and devise ways to counter them.

Iyeru 03-05-2007 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawk of Battle
Subliminal messaging to control the masses. See, now you are under MY control MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Superliminal messages are much better.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Averross
This thread is for putting up plots to take over or destroy the world.

Don't do something generic like "Build a bunch of robots and attack cities." Something like "Have robot assassins remove people in power and then insert an exact replica." is much better.

*pokes*

CrazyBen 03-05-2007 02:12 PM

World Domination Plan Alpha: Build a massive (video game development) company, expand into "resource mining" on the moon, and build your standard nuclear-armed moon base.

World Domination Plan Beta: Have my software company release a massively popular MMOG, which will be gradually updated into a brainwashing program to build a massive army of nerds.

World Domination Plan Gamma: Become so prolific that eventually the majority of the Earth's population is made up of my bastard children, who will then all have to give me control of the planet or they don't get desert.

Personally, I think Beta is the easiest, but Gamma is the most fun.

Iyeru 03-05-2007 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyBen
World Domination Plan Beta: Have my software company release a massively popular MMOG, which will be gradually updated into a brainwashing program to build a massive army of nerds.

What software company?

CrazyBen 03-05-2007 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iyeru42
What software company?

The one I built in Plan Alpha.

On a side note, would anyone like to help with Plan Gamma?

Iyeru 03-05-2007 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyBen
The one I built in Plan Alpha.

On a side note, would anyone like to help with Plan Gamma?

So, you're willing to go through plan alpha then beta no matter what? Makes little or no sense.


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