The Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything
 

This was on another forum and it went well there, so I decided to try it here. Basically, as you know, the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42, but we don't know the question to make sense of the number. So here is where you submit your ideas. All entries are valid as long as the answer is 42. I'll start off with a few from the other forum:

What the average waist size in inches of Texan women?
How many episodes of Dragonball Z per fight?

Average IQ of most video game forums or alternatively...

Average number of typos per post in a video game forum.

What is the entire combined IQ of everyone in my school except me?

The amount of money (in dollars) I should be getting from you ungrateful readers every time I post.

How many roads must a man walk down?

What's a good starting number for the amount of "relations" you have with your partner per month?

How many people reading the previous question think of me as a perv now?

How many people don't think I'm being funny right now?

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie@ roll center of a Tootsie Pop@?

The Wandering God

How many times this thread will be read and responded to.

What is my current post count backwards?
How many terrorists do Big Boss kill per hour? (Is that "do Big Boss" or "does Big Boss"?)
How many detentions did I get last year?
When buying 1000 cards worth of booster packs, how many good cards are there?
In two days, how many hours of television does the average american watch?

6 × 7 = ?

what is the amount of times the maker of this thread has watched the movie "the hitchhikers' guide to the galaxy" or read one of the related novels?

I'll take sci-fi movie quotes for 800 Trebek.

How many times does the average male masturbate in a week?