So about Captain America (Spoiler!)
 

WTF?!

http://www.marvel.com/news/comicstor...micstories.879


This is not a joke! April Fools has not come early.

Bandit Keith would weep...In America.

Reactions to the death of one of the Greatest American Heroes?

The good news is Jeph Loeb of Batman fame has agreeed to write the comic...

At least they didn't have Bendis or pretty much any resent writer of Wolverine write this one.

We'll have to see if Loeb is up to the challenge of what is apparently the retirement of Marvel's first superpopular character...

May he rest in peace or at least until they bring him back from the dead...hopefully

DBS

So about Captain America (Spoiler!)
 

I give it six months, a year at the outside.

Its Marvel...
Give em 4 months and he'll return as a undead spirit helping out the new Captain America or something...

OR maybe we'll get a storyline about there being 5 diffrent Captain America's appearing...
One is black, one is a boy, one is a thing that looks nothing like him, and another is a evil cyborg!
And then the real Captain America shows up and saves the day...
GENIUS!
Why hasn't anyone thought of anything like this before?
Oh wait...

Psst...Fifth...I hate to disapoint you but look at the thread just below this one...because I made one for this already

Do you like stealing my thunder!??!

Love,
Death by Stabbing

This thread is already WAY more entertaining though...

Threads merged.

Ya big crybaby.

It's Marvel 616. Who hasn't died at least once?

Should I take that as a retorical question or do I need to start listing names?

It's POS Industries. When isn't it a rhetorical question exaggerated for the reason of making a point in a comedic fashion?

Mostly I think it's silly that he dies from getting shot. It's like come the fuck on, this is Captain America, Hitler couldn't kill him with a goddamn nuclear weapon.

So anyway, best guesses on how he comes back? Me, I'm banking on clones. It's always clones, anymore.