Thing that should have mivrowave directions...
 

Some things don't have microwave directions but should...like eggs. I just cooked an egg in the micro wave. It took 35 seconds. I bet somebody could make money selling a micrwave egg-mold that keeps the yolks nice and liquidy.

Aparently, you've never heard of this:

http://www.cyberbrands.com/pub/images/eggwave.jpg

Yeah, those are all over tv man.

Don't listen to them, man! You're on to something great! While you're at it, maybe you could help with this idea I got for making bread easier to eat. See, I take a knife, see, then I cut up the bread into neat little squares. I'm thinking of calling it easy-bread-squares-for-people-who-don't-like-eating-big-'ole-chunks-of-bread.




Alright, maybe that sarcasm was wholy unneccessary. I'm stickin' with it though.
:P

You guys watch some wierd tv. And what the hell do you have access to to get a picture of the thing in so little time? Why would you want to even?

It must be mine!!

I watch cable channels mostly. You know, the ones that show commercials for things along the lines of Oxyclean and the Pasta Amazing Wow Pot... constantly... during every commercial break... :rolleyes:

How did I get the pic so fast? I knew (due to having seen the commercial) that one already existed. I went to AsSeenOnTV.com, found it, did a Google Image Search for "egg wave". Pic was on the first page. Yes, I have way too much time on my hands.

As for coming up with the idea: I congratulate you, Jack of Spades. Looks to me like you came up with that idea without knowing that one already existed. Got any other interesting ideas?

hmmm...I usually don't think of stuff like that till I get a bad idea. I tried to see how long it took to microwave an egg. I started with 1minute 30seconds, and kept going down till it was edible.

My father actually HAS one of those things. Mind you, it's a smaller, purple version, but the basic idea is the same.

Wait...that must mean that, at one point, there was enough of a market for those silly egg cookers that rival companies sprung up. Bizarre.

I never pay attention to info mercials and comercials in general. Most of the stuff is just an add trying to rip you off.