That Game...Whats It Called?
 

I'm talking about the one that BM totally ruined with his cruel, sadistic manner. Y'know, how he set paranoia into the other LWs dish?
Well, if you didn't read the comic, you have no idea what I'm talking about. Okay, heres how the game works;
One person posts a part of the story (up to three paragraphs, no more, and typically ending in the middle of a sentance), then another person, and so forth. Hopefully, this thread'll be kept unspamlike and interesting; if not, I hate you. Regardless, in the interests of the topic, please keep the story somewhat in line. I.E., if it's been established as a Fantasy story, keep away from time travel and such.
So, since I have first post (woohoo!) and control you (woohoo! Wait, that's not right...) I will begin.
"Once in a lifetime; thrice in a day, that's the way you've got to play...dum dee dee dum dum dee doo dum..." The hooded figure was singing to himself as he walked down the street. "My what a doldrumy living way, boomf he's gone far away...dum dee dee dum dum dee doo dum..." The figure, however, ran into a man, this one in a cloak that came up all the way to his shoulders, hiding his body.
"Watch where you're going!" The hooded figure says.
The cloaked man responded, saying "You'd be best be watching what you say, for I am--"
And pick up from there.

"--a mysteriously cloaked man!"
To which the hooded man replied,"You couldn't possibly state something that's not blindingly obvious, could you?"
"If I did, I'd have to kill you."
The cloaked man hurried off.
"Queer fellow," the hooded man muttered.
"He must be one of them," a cool feminine voice said behind him,"You see, there have been--"

"--werewolves walking in broad daylight like they own the place. We can't kill them outright, because we can't prove anything until they change at night. You're obviously new here, just stay inside at sundown and you'll be fine."
The confident woman was dressed in the armor of the royal knights. She began to walk off as the man spoke.
"Wait! I was wondering if you--"

"--knew where this address was? I've been looking all over and haven't been able to find this place at all."
He handed the woman a small peice of parchment.
The armored woman glanced at the paper and said,"Sure. Just head down the main road, take a left at the third road down, and a right at the second road off that one."
"Thanks. Hey, what's your name, by the way?"
The woman said,"It's--"

The woman said,"It's none of your business!"
She pulled out her sword and swung at him. She missed
The cloaked man pulled out a small vial."Ha now that I know where my nemises is none can stop me!"
He smashed the vial on the ground and dissapered in a puff of smoke.He appears in another street.
"now to keep him from completing his-

"Now to keep him from completing his --"
The woman was stopped from speech, being caught by a merc with bright red hair wearing brown armor. She wondered how she could've missed him, in the rather slow town. However, that didn't change her predicament.
"Now listen lady, you tell me where that man in the hood went, and I won't kill you right here and now."
"Nnng...don't...know..." The woman choked out.
"A pity. Well, say goodby to life. My client wants that information at any cost. Now you die."
In a single, fatal motion he cut the knife, and her form fell to the ground.
Elsewhere, the hooded man became lost. "Blasted Black Mages School, didn't tell ya that -

"Blasted Black Mages School, didn't tell ya that -" But he was cut short of that sentence when he turned around to find the body gone" What in the hell is going on?" Just then there was a noise coming from the roof. He looked up quickly to see nothing but birds. But then when he looked back down he saw to his surprise-

Ninjas! Everywhere! Somehow, in less than three seconds, the hapless fellow had been completely surrounded.
"Wh-what do you want with me?" he stammered, struggling to maintain his cool.
"Our master humbly requests your presence. It will be your great honor to pass out and be kidnapped."
Before the cloaked man could react, the lead ninja struck a pressure point, and everything faded to black.
When the man awoke, he was not expecting to see-

When the man awoke, he was not expecting to see the woman from before."
"YOU!? BUt I...I.."
"SIlence you" She yelled as she smacked him. "That was my Sister who you killed!"
"Where was her body then?"
"Shes feeding the puppies now, if u know what i mean."
He looked out the window to his left and saw to his horror-

Seven wolves biting at a human body which he assumed was this woman's sister.
"How could you do such a thing?!" He yelled
"Simple I no longer needed her to fulfill my plan."
"What plan?"
"The plan to turn all who oppose me into mud!!" She screeched
"What? Why mud?"
"Because mud is--