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Tendronai 03-27-2007 08:40 AM

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By Hawk of Battle
Jack's a dick, soon to be a washed up, jobless, penniless (hopefully drunken wreck) of a dick, if he continues on this downward spiral of being such a dick.

Good tidings for all!
Yes, it's nice to know we can all celebrate the failures of such an idiot. Let's just hope that the court date is soon, so we can begin the merriment.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk 03-27-2007 12:47 PM

I think that the day Jack Thompson dies should be made a worldwide holiday for gamers.

Can you imagine the celebrations on that day?!

Aerozord 03-27-2007 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawk of Battle
Jack's a dick, soon to be a washed up, jobless, penniless (hopefully drunken wreck) of a dick, if he continues on this downward spiral of being such a dick.

Good tidings for all!

I just wonder if the Sony execs will notce the simularities and get the hint

Lord of Joshelplex 03-27-2007 07:28 PM

I really want Jack to go down, he has only helpled games once (Killer7) but I still think that that was an unnecesaty shot at Sony, key difference is they arent claiming to be on God side and purging the earth of evil and all that BS, they were just too cocky, and Nintendo was even more cocky about the 64 than Sony was about the PS3.

Sporticus 03-29-2007 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Aerozord
I just wonder if the Sony execs will notce the simularities and get the hint

I highly doubt that.

Psychosheep 03-29-2007 11:32 AM

Sadly, historically people like Jack have never needed petty things like "facts" or "logic" to get what they want- only a group of ignorant/unintelligent people that are not willing to become acquainted with "facts".

He's not going for the "logical" or "reasonable" approach- he wants to snare the ignorant masses who won't bother finding out if he has one iota of a point. His campaign doesn't rely on logic, because quite frankly it doesnt have any.

If he can snare the attention of an ignorant majority, we're screwed. I'm pretty sure he's throwing in the bible stuff to make sure people hear about his case- after all, what's more controversial about religion, other than possibly politics...?

If he makes a big enough stink, we may be in trouble. Especially if he uses the rational (and highly annoyed) people as "evidence". OH LOOK AT NUKLEAR POWER, THEY WANT TO KILL ME CUZ I'M RIGHT AND THEY ARE VIOLENT BECAUSE OF VIDEO GAMES!!!!!

I sincirely hope he doesn't pull this one out of his ass like he had with hot coffee.

Sporticus 03-29-2007 09:37 PM

Oh, if he ever hears of NP, he will.

In fact, I call for it to happen.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk 03-30-2007 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Psychosheep
If he makes a big enough stink, we may be in trouble. Especially if he uses the rational (and highly annoyed) people as "evidence". OH LOOK AT NUKLEAR POWER, THEY WANT TO KILL ME CUZ I'M RIGHT AND THEY ARE VIOLENT BECAUSE OF VIDEO GAMES!!!!!


Unfortunately, this fact means that Jack Thompson is untouchable. We may all "want" him dead, and we may all celebrate that beautiful day in all its glory when it arrives, but if a gamer were to go and actually kill Jack, they would just prove his point and martyr him.

And unfortunately for us all, Jack doesn't realize that fact. If we are all as violent and psychologicaly unstable as he thinks we all are, then why HASN'T someone already taken a gun to him? He is the enemy of all gamers, and he is waging war against us, but rather than unite and plot his downfall, like he believes we would, we havent done a thing to him.

I guess we all just need to be patient and hopeful, and soldier on as normal, just to spite the obnoxious wanker.

Sporticus 03-30-2007 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawk of Battle
I think that the day Jack Thompson dies should be made a worldwide holiday for gamers.

Can you imagine the celebrations on that day?!

You're sick.

Lord of Joshelplex 03-30-2007 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawk of Battle
Unfortunately, this fact means that Jack Thompson is untouchable. We may all "want" him dead, and we may all celebrate that beautiful day in all its glory when it arrives, but if a gamer were to go and actually kill Jack, they would just prove his point and martyr him.

And unfortunately for us all, Jack doesn't realize that fact. If we are all as violent and psychologicaly unstable as he thinks we all are, then why HASN'T someone already taken a gun to him? He is the enemy of all gamers, and he is waging war against us, but rather than unite and plot his downfall, like he believes we would, we havent done a thing to him.

I guess we all just need to be patient and hopeful, and soldier on as normal, just to spite the obnoxious wanker.

As the movie Almost Heroes once said: Years later, nature will do something far more cruel then we could ever do to that bear.

Well, I bet it applies to people too.

Tendronai 03-30-2007 11:41 PM

Patience, people. The best weapon we have is time. Given enough, his crusade will falter and fail as people realize how stupid his claims are. We need not ever lift a finger, and he will still lose.

Although I still call for a celebration when he's committed to a mental asylum.

Lord of Joshelplex 03-30-2007 11:54 PM

Can we call it Super Happy Funtime Non Denominational Hardcore Gamer Day of Sandwhiches and Beer?

Tendronai 03-31-2007 08:16 AM

I was thinking "The day God showed who was right", but yours works too. Probably appeals to more people, too.

Sporticus 03-31-2007 01:46 PM

Let's not turn this into the Jack-off At How Stupid Jack Thompson Is thread.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk 03-31-2007 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Sporticus
You're sick.

Thank you, I pride myself on my extreme views and beliefs. Besides, we all know it's true.

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Originally Posted by Lord of Joshelplex
As the movie Almost Heroes once said: Years later, nature will do something far more cruel then we could ever do to that bear.

Well, I bet it applies to people too.

Let's bloody well hope so!

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Originally Posted by Lord of Joshelplex
Can we call it Super Happy Funtime Non Denominational Hardcore Gamer Day of Sandwhiches and Beer?

Knock off the sandwhiches bit and you're on to a winner.

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Originally Posted by Sporticus
Let's not turn this into the Jack-off At How Stupid Jack Thompson Is thread.

And why the hell not?!

Sporticus 03-31-2007 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawk of Battle
And why the hell not?!

Because it cheapens the actual situation. It is immature and tasteless to go that far.

Psychosheep 03-31-2007 07:16 PM

Perhaps rather than removing sandwhiches, we could substitute with pizza? And for those allergic, they get extra servings of beer?

Long-Haired Narcissist 03-31-2007 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by bass_virus
I think it's high time we formed a big mob adn grabbed him from his home and had him commited to an isane asylum. Cause frankly the man shows all the signs of being a lunatic and it is only a matter of time before this guy's final strand of self-restraint and sanity snaps and he goes into Take Two's corporate offices with a shotgun and just starts blowing people away.

And you know if he actually does go on a killing spree he'll say he was only doing it to protect the nations children from the evil monster that is Take Two. And if I have to listen to that bullshit defense in court MY sanity is going to snap.

I know this is like two weeks late, but I just have to say that it would be ironic to see this happen. Ya know, video games making him go on a killing spree.

Sporticus 03-31-2007 09:20 PM

But everything that we can't do they can, because they believe in God/are not us.


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