The caption is:

Put something fitting after before, and then get a good image for it. Go!

EDIT: I'll decide the winner in the following morning, GMT+1 time. Moar Images!

"getting kicked in the nuts."

[IMGhide]http://teft.mimiandteft.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/kicknut.jpg[/IMGhide]

http://www.irishroundtable.com/wp-co...the%20nuts.jpg

Edit: It's surprisingly difficult to find a good pic for that. You have failed me, Internet! D:

Edit^2: THERE we are!

Just to give blue some competition...

"Dividing by zero."

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/3...ackholejf5.jpg

"Taking the Bus"
http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/3...7736555mf1.jpg

"...purchasing a new computer."

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...82860_6006.jpg

television repair
http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/m...deadpool-1.jpg

Downloading movies
http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/upl...-terkletun.jpg

Since Telephalsion has abandoned us (and I would have won anyway):

Both nutritious and delicious!