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heh, yep. Also, the games not over yet.
And yes, that was formerly your fleet Petunia's but then I read Italy's order to move thier fleet into that same ocean so I needed to fix that by coloring the fleet an oceany color. |
You couldn't get it to match?
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I take it that you're refering to yourself then since you're the only one who matches that description. I atleast know when who I want to end the game with.
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Nah, I just didn't mean to single you out as a whore who has a major talent for betraying people. I, have plenty of room to expand, while you have two guys close on either side.
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you have DBS and Loki too. You know what, do you want to just screw the other three over and end the game with just me and you?
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From the Desk of Tsar Loki, the Last.
Greetings to the few countries who continue to defy the Fatherland!
Tsar Loki graces the world with more words of wisdom and wit! First, we would like to say Farewell to Germany's Leader. He was very ambitious, and feared no one, especially the Fatherland. He was a most worthy adversary. they will most assuradly be mourned for many (OOC: It's been fun Man, maybe next time!) Perhaps the world has learned thier lesson. Our Guests from England have realized that they had overstayed thier welcome, and have left Saint Petersburg. We will send the cleaning bill. We have also been informed that we have guests to the south. Perhaps our Guests from Turkey would like to experiance what happens when one encroaches on Russian Territory... Now on to more happy news. We have made contact with another land to the east that calls itself 'The United States'. Perhaps you have heard of them, or seen thier Fleets traversing the Atlantic? The have offered us a fair sum for some real-estate near us. Since the Fatherland will soon have more then enough land, we have accepted thier terms, and have sold them a fair chunk of Also, for this year's celebration of Tsar Loki's Birthday, we invite all of our friends to check out this celebretory website, which was the last site reccamended to us by our dear departed friends from Germany. I have yet to visit it, but am told it is most excellent! May all those who defy the Fatherland die in a fire while drowning! Для России, для отечества! In completely unrelated news, Tsar Loki has ordered the execution of all messengers by firing squad. Especially those from Germany. |
Wait, should that be this? Anyways, my point is that I am not pressed for space, so I can easily expand without destroying my allies, while you are too pressed for space to do so.
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I'm gonna say that after Holland, you've got nowhere else to go. Excep French and Russian territory.
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Who said I was allied with France? Hell, I just made an agreement with him, with the express purpose of violating it last turn.
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And thus you have opposition.
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which is why I'm trying to talk him into an alliance with me since me and him are the two strongest players so that we can betray you all.:D
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Did I say that I had no opposition? I believe that I meant I have plenty of room to expand without overruning my ally.
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you realize that this "room" you talk about is DBS and Loki. I say me and you team up against all 4 remaining oppositions and let the best man win.
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Thats nice, but you clearly are stronger right now. My momma didn't raise no fool.
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So, wouldn't it benefit you to abuse whatever help I am willing to give you to capture supply centers while in turn we remove other players from the game, to benefit me?
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No, I like the kind of allies whose cheif purpose isn't to screw you over in the end. Somehow... This offer sounds vaguely familiar... Maybe its the fact that I've recieved it in every other diplomacy game, before you preceeded to fuck me over.
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Fuck you over? I only attacked one of your supply centers....before it stalled out.
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For Fatherland!
Hmm... A Turkey-England Alliance? Perhaps Russia should look to the west for some allies...
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Yea. We'll pincer your asses. SQUEEZE you till you drop. Drop dead to our suppierority. My gunpowerder + Englands navy = Teh awesome win.
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Tsar Loki the Last demands an answer!
Tsar Loki has one question for your potential alliance...
'Can you survive the Russian Winter?' |
I beleive I just have.
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Tsar Loki the Last demands another answer!
Touche...
Perhaps the question that should be asked, "Can you survive the Russian Summer?" |
I'll give it a pass.
Maps going up anytime soon? |
Soon as I get Argents Retreat orders.
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Tsar Loki The Last has a question!
Wait, you got Italy to give up just by threatening them? Wow, I don't stand a chance now.
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Yea, he thinks he's being clever with those two fleets of his, but they won't be able to do shit. I can destroy one of them if I so pleased this turn. All I have to do is leave it with no place to retreat to. Which is perfectly possible too without sacrificing too much man power. I wonder what it'll be like to have a unit destroyed during the summer?
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Argent still hasn't gotten the retreat in? Man, that's pretty bad.
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...oh wait. Wrong person. OGIANRES hasn't sent in his retreat orders yet. Sorry Argent. Its Ogianres we're waiting on.
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OK, Everythings in now. Lets do retreats followed by builds.
Retreats. Ogianres (Austria)-Army Romania retreats to Ukraine Argent Lord(Italy)- Army Venice retreats to Tuscany Builds! France(DBS) Destroys army Portugal. Turkey(B_Real_Shadows) Builds Army Constantinople Builds Army Ankara Builds Fleet Smyrna England (42 Petunias) Builds Fleet Liverpool Builds Army London Attachment 5877 EDIT: I just noticed somethign. Loki has 4 supply centers but 5 armies. No orders are to be sent in until Loki sends in which unit he wants to be destroyed. Sorry Loki. Unless I'm miscounting, you gotta lose one. EDIT: Fixed. I'll now start accepting orders. Due date is tommorow night. (May 1st) |
So....when are orders due?
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B real is doing exams right now, so he doesn't really have any free time. The game probably won't get back into gear until about five days from now.
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Ok, so I just got a PM from Ogianres. He said he won't be active in the game anymore. So, I'll give everyone till tommorow night (Thursday) to edit their orders if it affects anything.
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Ok, heres the orders.
B_Real_Shadows (Turkey) Army Budapest attacks Vienna Army Serbia moves into Greece Army Romania Supports Army Sevastapol attack Ukraine Fleet Greece attacks Aegean Sea Fleet Smyrna supports Fleet Greece attack Aegean Sea Army Constantinople moves into Bulgaria Army Ankara moves into Armenia Fleet Black Sea Supports Army Constantinople into Bulgaria Army Sevastapol attacks Ukraine. Death By Stabbing (France) Fleet in Irish sea to North atlantic Munich Army to Burgundy Paris Army stays The Argent Lord (Italy) Fleet Western Mediterranian to Mid Atlantic Fleet Ionian to Adriatic Fleet Aegean to Ionian Army Tuscany to Piedmont Army Spain Holds Loki, The Fallen (The Fatherland) A Moscow - Warsaw A StP - Moscow F Kiel - Holland A Berlin Stands Ogianres (Austria) Fleet Venice Holds Army Trieste Holds Army Ukraine Holds 42Petunias (England) F Norway to Norwegian Sea F Denmark to Baltic F Brest to Gascony F English Channel Covoys A London to Brest A Belgium to Picardy F Liverpool Holds A Sweden Holds A London convoyed to Brest And HERE is the map. Attachment 5891 I like how there weren't any complicated battles to figure out here. Also, Ogianres' army in Ukraine was forced out, there was only one place it could retreat to, so I figured I might as well do that. EDIT: Thats also an army in berlin. Not a fleet. Sorry for the confusion. I'll fix it in a minute. Deadline is Monday Night. Conveniently after my last exam. |
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England-42Petunias F Norweigian to North Atlantic (Failed) F Lpl supports noweigian to north atlantic F Baltic convoys A Sweden to Berlin F Gascony to mid atlantic F English channel supports F gascony to mid atlantic A Picardy to Paris A Brest supports A picardy to paris France-DBS Burgandy Army to Marseilles (Failed) Paris army stays put (Retreats) North Atlantic fleet to Ireland (Illegitmate move. No such territory)(Retreat) Russia- Loki A Moscow - Sevastopol A Warsaw Stands A Berlin - Munich F Holland - Belgium Turkey- B_Real_Shadows Army Vienna Support Army Romania attack Galacia Army Romania attacks Galacia Fleet Black Sea Convoys army Armenia to Romania Army Armenia convoyed to Romania Army Ukraine attacks Moscow Army Bulgaria moves into Serbia Army Greece Holds Fleet Aegean sea Supports Fleet Smyna into East Med. Italy-The Argent Lord Fleet Adriatic moves to Venice Army Piedmont supports Adriatic moving Army Spain moves to Marseilles (Failed) Fleet Mid-Atlantic moves to Portugal Fleet Ionian moves to Tyrrhenian Heres the end of the Fall Attachment 5902 AND, it looks like DBS lost all his home supply centers so, heres how the winter starts lookin out for us. Attachment 5903 Good game DBS. I'll work out the lost/gained supply centers when I get back home. I gotta finish packing now. Look for an edit to this post around 8 PM tonight. |
2 down - well, three, really - 3 more to go.
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This is gonna be a huge power struggle now.
Ok, so, here it is. The gains/losses for each territory. Austria Lost Romania, Budapest. -2 Italy Gains Portugal, Venice, +2 Russia Gains Sevastopol, Munich, Belgium and Warsaw. Lost Berlin, Moscow. +2. Can only build one due to only one open supply center. Turkey Gains Moscow, Budapest. Lost Sevast. +1 England Gains Paris and Berlin. Loses Belgium. +1 Supply Center totals are as follows for remaining players. Austria-1 England-9 Russia-6 Turkey-10 Italy-7 |
Tsar Loki's Spring of 1904 Warsaw Speech.
Attention my
We have been through a lot in these previous few years. It feels like it was only a few weeks ago when I ascended to power in a As you are aware, I am giving this speech in our western capital of Warsaw, due to I would like to thank our faithful allies to the East, for their assistance was most helpful in bringing us to this point. (Wait for Applause to stop). Army moral could not be higher due to their contributions. I have received word that our Navy’s moral is a hair low, but the shipment of Vodka should arrive there any day now. And now, to address the remaining “Powers”. You can run, you can hide, and you can even take some of our territories. But the Fatherland will overcome you all like a tidal wave of light blue lava, crushing all resistance and leaving nothing but suffering and McWarsaws in its wake. We will conquer! (Applause) We will win! (Applause) I will own you all! (Silence) …I said, “I will own you all!” (Applause) Much better. I appreciate you taking the time to listen to this May all who oppose the Fatherland develop an itchy rash in that part of their back that they can’t reach, and may all back scratching devices explode simultaneously in giant fireballs! Для России, для отечества! In completely unrelated news, the first shipments of “I got pwned by Tsar Loki” t-shirts have been shipped to the capitals of Turkey, England, Russia, Italy and Austria. Tsar Loki has ordered the immediate execution of the t-shirt manufacturer for misspelling ‘owned’ and for shipping him a XS t-shirt when he specifically ordered a XXL with the XX erased from the tag. In slightly related news, the writer of the previous news story was executed for mistakenly listing the Tsar’s ordered t-shirt size as XXL, because everyone knows The Great Tsar Loki wears a Large, only because he likes the baggy look. Everyone knows the Tsar looks great in a Medium. |
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I thank you kindly Petunia's you dragged me away from Super Paper Mario long enough to make 4 circles and a square on a map which took a total of 2 minutes (if that). Yes, I am lazy. Anyways, Lets have orders due by say...Saturday Night? Yea, that sounds good. Also, I'm lovin the post Loki. Oh yea, the builds are Turkey- Army Ankara Russia- Army St. Petersburg London- Army London Italy- Army Rome Fleet Naples |
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Here are the moves list
Turkey Fleet Aegean moves into Ionian Sea Fleet Eastern Med supports Fleet Aegean into Ionian Sea. Army Vienna moves into Galacia (Failed) Army Serbia moves to Budapest Army Ankara moves to Armenia Fleet Black Sea attacks Sevastapol Army Romania supports Fleet Black Sea attack Sevastapol Army Moscow Holds Army Galacia moves to Ukraine (Failed) Army Greece moves into Albania Russia A Munich - Bohemia F Belgium - Holland A StP - Moscow A Warsaw - Livonia A Sevastopol – Ukraine (Failed, Retreat orders[Not entirely sure how this works either]) Italy Fleet in Venice to Adriatic Army in Rome to Venice Army in Piedmont to Marseilles Fleet in Naples to Apulia Fleet in Tyrrhenian to Ionian (Failed) Fleet in Portugal holds Army in Spain holds England A Paris to Burgundy A Brest to Gascony F Mid Atlantic support A Brest to Gascony F North Atlantic Support Mid Atlantic F Lpl to Irish Sea F Baltic to Gulf of Bothnia A Berlin to Silesia And heres the map. Attachment 5916 Ok Loki, I'm not entirely sure how the retreat orders will work here since you were bounced back from Ukraine, and then thrown out of your country with the only available country to retreat to is...ukraine where me and you clashed so...I have NO CLUE WHATSOEVER as how this works. I'm gonna go check the rulebook on this. EDIT: OK, I've done my reading, if anyone wants to double check me, its on page 17 of the PDF rulebook. Loki's army is disbanded and doesn't get a chance to retreat to Ukraine since it was a conflict territory that was left vacant. Sorry Loki. EDIT: Messed up a few colors on the map. they should all be fixed now. |
You didn't post a deadline?
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well, no. I was hoping you'd all just start sending in orders as soon as you're ready. I think we're all a little too grown up for a deadline. So just send in orders.
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True, but people tend to hesitate to place in orders until the deadline has arrived. It generally helps to tell us there is no deadline, and that we're expected to get them in fairly early on our own.
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OK guys. You have 1 hour as of reading this post.
Happy 42? EDIT: I'm not gonna make a post post because it seems wasteful. But just get it in as soon as you can so long as its reasonable. Thats the way we're gonna do it from now on. |
Sure, but I would be just as happy as if you'd said "Get it in as soon as you can, as long as it's reasonable. This is the new way we do it."
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Fleet Tyrrhenian to Naples Fleet Adriatic attacks Trieste (Failed, 2v3) Army in Venice supports Adriatic Attacking (Failed, 2v3) Fleet in Apulia holds Fleet in Portugal holds Army in Marseilles attacks Gascony Army in Spain supports Marseilles attacking Turkey Army Moscow attacks Warsaw (Failed) Army Galacia supports Army Moscow attack Warsaw (support cut from Bohemia) Fleet Sevast moves into Black Sea Army Armenia attacks Sevastopol Army Romania moves into Ukraine Army Budapest attacks Trieste Army Vienna Supports Army Budapest attack Triest Army Albania Supports Army Budapest Attack Triest Fleet Ionian Sea attacks Tyrrhenian Sea Fleet Eastern Mediteranean moves into Ionian Sea Russia A Livonia Support StP - Moscow A StP - Moscow A Bohemia – Galacia (Failed) F Holland Stands England A Burgundy to Marseilles (Failed) A Gascony Support Burgundy to Marseilles (Support cut off by Spain) F Mid Atlantic attacks Western Med A Silesia to Warsaw (Failed) F Eng channel convoys A london to Brest F Irish sea to Mid atlantic F North Atlantic supports F irish sea to mid atlantic Attachment 5922 MY army on Moscow was disbanded since it doesn't have any legal options to run away to. Gains/Losses Russia- Gained Moscow, Holland Lost Sevastopol. 4 current units. 7 possible. Only 2 territories available for build. +2 units. Turkey- Gained Trieste, Sevastapol. Lost Moscow. 9 current units, 11 possible, 3 territories available for build. +2 units England-No Gains/Losses Italy- No Gains/Losses Austria- Lost Trieste. Out of game. EDIT: Builds are in Russia Army St. Petersburg Army Warsaw Turkey Army Ankara Fleet Smyrna Attachment 5923 Lets see how quickly we can get all our orders in. GO! |
Tsar Loki once again Graces us with his presence!
Greetings loyal
I write to you in our true capital of Moscow, once inhabited by I am saddened to report, though, that our We also have good news to report on the Western Front. The fleet has received several backed shipments of vodka, and mistakenly sailed to Holland, claiming the unclaimed country for the Fatherland! I praise their efforts, and look forward to seeing what excellent products they return with. In other news, my new clothes have just arrived! They are surely the most stylish and lightweight pieces of clothing I have ever worn. The cape is by far my favorite, with its, uh, flashily understated styling. I wore them on my most recent outing, and their sight brought smiles to all who saw them! Now perhaps you ask what is next for our glorious army. Well, I’ve heard there is some fine land to the South worth pursuing, and I have every intention of doing just that! Someday soon, we shall dine in Constantinople, for I’m sure our neighbors would love to have us! May those who fight the Fatherland suffer multiple paper cuts and drown in lemon juice! Для России, для отечества! In completely unrelated news, Tsar Loki has ordered the execution of a few little children who shouted weird accusations at him during the Tsar’s most recent outing. The Bureau of People who Fix Problems (BPFP) in a statement said that the youths were “surely Turkish spies sent to undermine the Tsar’s authority.” There has also been a recent law created by the Tsar that no person is to Point and laugh at the Tsar’s new clothing. Pointing, staring in awe, and smiling and laughing are fine, but pointing and laughing simultaneously (especially at the “pants”) will lead to a most unpleasant sentence (Most likely, Death). In more unrelated news, the writer of the previous story was hanged for adding extra quotation marks where they were obviously unnecessary. |
You should probably execute your current speech writer as well. You're not supposed to say the word "uh" in a planned speech. And the phrase "flashily understated styling" should readly "Understatedly Flashingly styling" or "Flashingly, Understatedly Styling" The first two adjectives need to have an "ly" at the end as thier a series of adjectives the come before the word. Just an FYI.
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Army Vienna attacks Bohemia (Failed) Army Galacia attacks Silesia (Failed) Army Ukraine attacks Warsaw (Failed) Army Sevastopol attacks Moscow (Failed) Fleet Black Sea convoys army Ankara to Romania Army Ankara convoyed to Romania Fleet Tyrrhenian Sea attacks Western Med. (failed) Fleet Ionian Holds Fleet Smyrna moves to Aegean Sea Army Trieste Holds Army Albania supports Trieste England A Silesia to Galicia (Failed) A Burgundy Attacks Marseilles (failed) A Gascony to Spain (Failed) F Mid Atlantic Support A Gascony to Spain (Failed, support cut off) F Western Med Support A Gascony to Spain (Failed, support cut off) A Brest to Gascony (failed) F North Atlantic Holds F English Channel Holds F Gulf of Bothnia Holds Italy Fleet in Portugal attacks Mid-Atlantic (Failed) Army in Spain attacks Gascony (Failed) Army in Marseilles attacks Gascony (Failed) Army in Venice to Piedmont Fleet in Adriatic to Venice Fleet in Naples holds Fleet in Apulia holds Russia Bohemia Support Silesia – Galicia (Failed, Support cut off) Warsaw Support Silesia – Galicia (Failed, Support cut off) Livonia Support Warsaw StP Support Moscow Moscow Stands Holland - North Sea Attachment 5931 42, all the orders you sent in failed. The only ones that were successful were the ones I had to put in for you as Hold orders. Good work everyone, We've had ALOT of failures. Not much advancement on the battlefield today. |
Just to let everyone know, this hasn't died. The mini vacation is being extended to wednesday night so I'll have the map done by then or the following morning...assuming the orders are in.
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So... how about that map?
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B real was being too much of a lazy bitch to get this up, but it's okay now, I've made the map. It's a little bit of a hack job, but it actually came out better than I thought it would. Build orders due Thursday at midnight.
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That lying bitch. He didn't make the map. Also, it was just fall. So its winter now. Send in builds. And thats only you Loki:p
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I did tell everyone to send in their build orders. Also, I'm the one who posted it, and it's hosted on my photobucket, so you'd have a hard time proving I didn't make it.
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the fact that its made like every other map I made? The fact that you didn't get everyones orders?
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You forwarded me the orders, silly, and I was going off the same base map you've used. I think you're just jealous because you've realized that someone can do this just as well as you, without letting the whole game fall apart in the meantime.
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I present to you, Tryolia. That is PROOF that you can't do it as well as I can.
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I'll take that as acceptance of the fact that I made the map.
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No, its proof that you can't spell.
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Doesn't that prove that both these maps are mine then?
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Ok, so its been a month. I've had all your orders for like 3 weeks. Bear with me here. Lots of stuff kept coming up, like family visiting and my computer crashing. I'll try and have it up in the next few days.
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B_real, tone down the doubleposting. I even made an announcement and everything.
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Yeah, all these delays are ridiculous, and I'm tired of bugging B real for the new map all the time. If someone else wants to start a new game, then I'd be happy to join that, as long as they can keep it going. I was really happy with how far this game had gotten, but at this rate, its clearly never going to end. I'd like to finish this, but since it's clearly not going to end, I'm not going to bother postponing it. You guys can play or not, but I'd give up on this one, so we can start a game that can actually work.
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Hey, I asked you if you wanted to make the map due to time constraints on my end. You declined, So don't complain about it taking forever.
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I'm not willing to do this for you, and I know this game has no chance of finishing otherwise, I'm giving up now, rather than another couple months down the road.
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Ok 42. You went to Michigan for 2 weeks. We'd have understood if you were running the game. I may not have had my computer taken away from me, but my access to it has been limited. For the most part cousins visiting meant A SHITLOAD of sharing of the ONLY computer that works. Not to mention my computer crashing in early June causing me to lose all the old maps, hence a new fresh map this time. If you guys are out then I'll understand.
Anyways, heres the orders list. Argent Fleet in Portugal attacks Mid-Atlantic Army in Spain attacks Gascony Army in Marseilles attacks Gascony Army in Piedmont supports Marseilles attacking Gascony (Supports in defense, not assault, Not adjacent to attacking territory) Fleet in Trieste Holds Fleet in Rome to Tuscany Fleet in Naples to Tyrrhenian (Failed) Loki A Moscow Stands A StP Livonia A Livonia Convoy By Baltic Sea to Kiel F North Sea Stands A Bohemia Munich (Failed) A Warsaw Ukraine (Failed) A Prussia Warsaw (Failed) 42 A Silesia attacks Galicia (Failed) F Baltic Sea convoys A livonia to kiel F Northern Africa attacks western med (Failed) F gulf of lyon supports north africa to western med (Failed) F mid atlantic supports north africa to western med (Failed) F english channel supports F mid atlantic (Supports in defense, not assault, Not adjacent to attacking territory) A Burgundy attacks Marseilles (Failed) A Gascony supports burgundy to marseilles (Failed) A Paris supports A gascony (Supports in defense, not assault, Not adjacent to attacking territory) B_Real Army Sevastopol attacks Moscow (Failed) Army Ukraine attacks Warsaw (Failed) Army Galacia attacks Silesia (Failed) Army Vienna attacks Bohemia (Failed) Army Tyrolia attacks Munich (Failed) Army Serbia moves into Budapest Fleet Ionian Sea moves into Tyrhenian Sea (Failed) Fleet Western Med. attacks Gulf of Lyon (Failed) Fleet Tunisia attacks North Africa (Failed) Fleet Black Sea holds and heres da map. Attachment 6023 Yea, some of us got new colors. I'm probably gonna change 42s to something else, its a little dark. |
Germany demands this game get light hearted again! And that it is allowed to continue to export it's delicious German beer again once the war is over. In fact, it might help with the light heartedness if everyone were to sit back and have a delicious beer together. (See what I did there? That's marketing. Yep.)
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Alright, it seems that interest has been lost in this, Partly due to my lack of updating it in a timely manner. Ohwell it was the farthest we've yet gone.
Fenris, I guess you can lock this. |
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