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P-Sleazy 04-26-2007 09:59 AM

heh, yep. Also, the games not over yet.

And yes, that was formerly your fleet Petunia's but then I read Italy's order to move thier fleet into that same ocean so I needed to fix that by coloring the fleet an oceany color.

42PETUNIAS 04-26-2007 10:13 AM

You couldn't get it to match?

...

God damn, this is low budget...

Sheb 04-27-2007 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 42PETUNIAS
Sorry 'bout that. Was definitly thinking about taking denmark, but when Loki talked to me, I realized we could actually remove you from the game, and the temptation was just too great. We spent all morning planning it out. XD

Also, what's that fleet doing in mid atlantic? Is that just badly coloured?

No worries, I'd probably of done the same myself in that position. Looks like it'll be interesting to see who ends up dominating what's left of Germany... my money's on Russia, if not now then in the long run. Those Russo-Turkish alliances are a pain to stop once they get rolling.

42PETUNIAS 04-27-2007 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheb
No worries, I'd probably of done the same myself in that position. Looks like it'll be interesting to see who ends up dominating what's left of Germany... my money's on Russia, if not now then in the long run. Those Russo-Turkish alliances are a pain to stop once they get rolling.

I doubt that that will happen. B Real (and other people with as powerful an army as he has) generally don't like allying with someone next to them. It tends to get in the way of their expansion.

P-Sleazy 04-27-2007 09:00 AM

I take it that you're refering to yourself then since you're the only one who matches that description. I atleast know when who I want to end the game with.

42PETUNIAS 04-27-2007 09:06 AM

Nah, I just didn't mean to single you out as a whore who has a major talent for betraying people. I, have plenty of room to expand, while you have two guys close on either side.

P-Sleazy 04-27-2007 09:24 AM

you have DBS and Loki too. You know what, do you want to just screw the other three over and end the game with just me and you?

Loki, The Fallen 04-27-2007 10:01 AM

From the Desk of Tsar Loki, the Last.
 
Greetings to the few countries who continue to defy the Fatherland!

Tsar Loki graces the world with more words of wisdom and wit!

First, we would like to say Farewell to Germany's Leader. He was very ambitious, and feared no one, especially the Fatherland. He was a most worthy adversary. they will most assuradly be mourned for many seconds weeks. You had guts Germany, and The Great Tsar Loki recognizes this. Perhaps we will meet again in Season 2: The Battle for The Planet!

(OOC: It's been fun Man, maybe next time!)

Perhaps the world has learned thier lesson. Our Guests from England have realized that they had overstayed thier welcome, and have left Saint Petersburg. We will send the cleaning bill.

We have also been informed that we have guests to the south. Perhaps our Guests from Turkey would like to experiance what happens when one encroaches on Russian Territory...

Now on to more happy news. We have made contact with another land to the east that calls itself 'The United States'. Perhaps you have heard of them, or seen thier Fleets traversing the Atlantic? The have offered us a fair sum for some real-estate near us. Since the Fatherland will soon have more then enough land, we have accepted thier terms, and have sold them a fair chunk of Usless Frozen Wasteland nice rugged country. They have come up with the strangest name for it, I think it was 'Alaska' or something...

Also, for this year's celebration of Tsar Loki's Birthday, we invite all of our friends to check out this celebretory website, which was the last site reccamended to us by our dear departed friends from Germany. I have yet to visit it, but am told it is most excellent!

May all those who defy the Fatherland die in a fire while drowning!
Для России, для отечества!

In completely unrelated news, Tsar Loki has ordered the execution of all messengers by firing squad. Especially those from Germany.

42PETUNIAS 04-27-2007 11:32 AM

Wait, should that be this? Anyways, my point is that I am not pressed for space, so I can easily expand without destroying my allies, while you are too pressed for space to do so.

P-Sleazy 04-27-2007 11:44 AM

I'm gonna say that after Holland, you've got nowhere else to go. Excep French and Russian territory.

42PETUNIAS 04-27-2007 01:42 PM

Who said I was allied with France? Hell, I just made an agreement with him, with the express purpose of violating it last turn.

P-Sleazy 04-27-2007 02:00 PM

And thus you have opposition.

Death by Stabbing 04-27-2007 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 42PETUNIAS
Who said I was allied with France? Hell, I just made an agreement with him, with the express purpose of violating it last turn.


I say down with England! Down with 42 before he betrays us all!

P-Sleazy 04-27-2007 03:08 PM

which is why I'm trying to talk him into an alliance with me since me and him are the two strongest players so that we can betray you all.:D

42PETUNIAS 04-27-2007 06:33 PM

Did I say that I had no opposition? I believe that I meant I have plenty of room to expand without overruning my ally.

P-Sleazy 04-27-2007 07:26 PM

you realize that this "room" you talk about is DBS and Loki. I say me and you team up against all 4 remaining oppositions and let the best man win.

42PETUNIAS 04-27-2007 08:46 PM

Thats nice, but you clearly are stronger right now. My momma didn't raise no fool.

P-Sleazy 04-27-2007 09:24 PM

So, wouldn't it benefit you to abuse whatever help I am willing to give you to capture supply centers while in turn we remove other players from the game, to benefit me?

42PETUNIAS 04-27-2007 09:42 PM

No, I like the kind of allies whose cheif purpose isn't to screw you over in the end. Somehow... This offer sounds vaguely familiar... Maybe its the fact that I've recieved it in every other diplomacy game, before you preceeded to fuck me over.

P-Sleazy 04-27-2007 09:59 PM

Fuck you over? I only attacked one of your supply centers....before it stalled out.

Loki, The Fallen 04-27-2007 10:08 PM

For Fatherland!
 
Hmm... A Turkey-England Alliance? Perhaps Russia should look to the west for some allies...

Tsar Loki would welcome any new conscripts valued members of the Russian Military.

P-Sleazy 04-27-2007 10:45 PM

Yea. We'll pincer your asses. SQUEEZE you till you drop. Drop dead to our suppierority. My gunpowerder + Englands navy = Teh awesome win.

So what says you 42?

Loki, The Fallen 04-27-2007 10:53 PM

Tsar Loki the Last demands an answer!
 
Tsar Loki has one question for your potential alliance...

'Can you survive the Russian Winter?'

P-Sleazy 04-28-2007 12:00 AM

I beleive I just have.

Loki, The Fallen 04-28-2007 01:15 AM

Tsar Loki the Last demands another answer!
 
Touche...

Perhaps the question that should be asked, "Can you survive the Russian Summer?"

42PETUNIAS 04-28-2007 07:33 AM

I'll give it a pass.

Maps going up anytime soon?

P-Sleazy 04-28-2007 08:49 AM

Soon as I get Argents Retreat orders.

Loki, The Fallen 04-28-2007 08:51 AM

Tsar Loki The Last has a question!
 
Wait, you got Italy to give up just by threatening them? Wow, I don't stand a chance now.

P-Sleazy 04-28-2007 09:04 AM

Yea, he thinks he's being clever with those two fleets of his, but they won't be able to do shit. I can destroy one of them if I so pleased this turn. All I have to do is leave it with no place to retreat to. Which is perfectly possible too without sacrificing too much man power. I wonder what it'll be like to have a unit destroyed during the summer?

42PETUNIAS 04-28-2007 10:02 AM

Argent still hasn't gotten the retreat in? Man, that's pretty bad.

P-Sleazy 04-28-2007 10:47 AM

...oh wait. Wrong person. OGIANRES hasn't sent in his retreat orders yet. Sorry Argent. Its Ogianres we're waiting on.

P-Sleazy 04-29-2007 06:55 PM

1 Attachment(s)
OK, Everythings in now. Lets do retreats followed by builds.

Retreats.

Ogianres (Austria)-Army Romania retreats to Ukraine
Argent Lord(Italy)- Army Venice retreats to Tuscany

Builds!

France(DBS)
Destroys army Portugal.

Turkey(B_Real_Shadows)
Builds Army Constantinople
Builds Army Ankara
Builds Fleet Smyrna

England (42 Petunias)
Builds Fleet Liverpool
Builds Army London

Attachment 5877

EDIT: I just noticed somethign. Loki has 4 supply centers but 5 armies. No orders are to be sent in until Loki sends in which unit he wants to be destroyed. Sorry Loki. Unless I'm miscounting, you gotta lose one.

EDIT: Fixed. I'll now start accepting orders. Due date is tommorow night. (May 1st)

Death by Stabbing 05-02-2007 09:55 PM

So....when are orders due?

42PETUNIAS 05-02-2007 10:00 PM

B real is doing exams right now, so he doesn't really have any free time. The game probably won't get back into gear until about five days from now.

P-Sleazy 05-02-2007 10:27 PM

Ok, so I just got a PM from Ogianres. He said he won't be active in the game anymore. So, I'll give everyone till tommorow night (Thursday) to edit their orders if it affects anything.

P-Sleazy 05-04-2007 10:03 PM

1 Attachment(s)
Ok, heres the orders.

B_Real_Shadows (Turkey)
Army Budapest attacks Vienna
Army Serbia moves into Greece
Army Romania Supports Army Sevastapol attack Ukraine
Fleet Greece attacks Aegean Sea
Fleet Smyrna supports Fleet Greece attack Aegean Sea
Army Constantinople moves into Bulgaria
Army Ankara moves into Armenia
Fleet Black Sea Supports Army Constantinople into Bulgaria
Army Sevastapol attacks Ukraine.

Death By Stabbing (France)
Fleet in Irish sea to North atlantic
Munich Army to Burgundy
Paris Army stays

The Argent Lord (Italy)
Fleet Western Mediterranian to Mid Atlantic
Fleet Ionian to Adriatic
Fleet Aegean to Ionian
Army Tuscany to Piedmont
Army Spain Holds

Loki, The Fallen (The Fatherland)
A Moscow - Warsaw
A StP - Moscow
F Kiel - Holland
A Berlin Stands

Ogianres (Austria)
Fleet Venice Holds
Army Trieste Holds
Army Ukraine Holds

42Petunias (England)
F Norway to Norwegian Sea
F Denmark to Baltic
F Brest to Gascony
F English Channel Covoys A London to Brest
A Belgium to Picardy
F Liverpool Holds
A Sweden Holds
A London convoyed to Brest

And HERE is the map.

Attachment 5891

I like how there weren't any complicated battles to figure out here.

Also, Ogianres' army in Ukraine was forced out, there was only one place it could retreat to, so I figured I might as well do that.

EDIT: Thats also an army in berlin. Not a fleet. Sorry for the confusion. I'll fix it in a minute.

Deadline is Monday Night. Conveniently after my last exam.

P-Sleazy 05-08-2007 11:18 AM

2 Attachment(s)
Here we go.

England-42Petunias
F Norweigian to North Atlantic (Failed)
F Lpl supports noweigian to north atlantic
F Baltic convoys A Sweden to Berlin
F Gascony to mid atlantic
F English channel supports F gascony to mid atlantic
A Picardy to Paris
A Brest supports A picardy to paris

France-DBS
Burgandy Army to Marseilles (Failed)
Paris army stays put (Retreats)
North Atlantic fleet to Ireland (Illegitmate move. No such territory)(Retreat)

Russia- Loki
A Moscow - Sevastopol
A Warsaw Stands
A Berlin - Munich
F Holland - Belgium

Turkey- B_Real_Shadows
Army Vienna Support Army Romania attack Galacia
Army Romania attacks Galacia
Fleet Black Sea Convoys army Armenia to Romania
Army Armenia convoyed to Romania
Army Ukraine attacks Moscow
Army Bulgaria moves into Serbia
Army Greece Holds
Fleet Aegean sea Supports Fleet Smyna into East Med.

Italy-The Argent Lord
Fleet Adriatic moves to Venice
Army Piedmont supports Adriatic moving
Army Spain moves to Marseilles (Failed)
Fleet Mid-Atlantic moves to Portugal
Fleet Ionian moves to Tyrrhenian

Heres the end of the Fall

Attachment 5902

AND, it looks like DBS lost all his home supply centers so, heres how the winter starts lookin out for us.

Attachment 5903

Good game DBS.

I'll work out the lost/gained supply centers when I get back home. I gotta finish packing now. Look for an edit to this post around 8 PM tonight.

42PETUNIAS 05-08-2007 12:30 PM

2 down - well, three, really - 3 more to go.

P-Sleazy 05-08-2007 03:42 PM

This is gonna be a huge power struggle now.

Ok, so, here it is. The gains/losses for each territory.

Austria
Lost Romania, Budapest. -2

Italy
Gains Portugal, Venice, +2

Russia
Gains Sevastopol, Munich, Belgium and Warsaw. Lost Berlin, Moscow. +2. Can only build one due to only one open supply center.

Turkey
Gains Moscow, Budapest. Lost Sevast. +1

England
Gains Paris and Berlin. Loses Belgium. +1

Supply Center totals are as follows for remaining players.

Austria-1
England-9
Russia-6
Turkey-10
Italy-7

Loki, The Fallen 05-10-2007 01:47 AM

Tsar Loki's Spring of 1904 Warsaw Speech.
 
Attention my slaves fellow Russians!

We have been through a lot in these previous few years. It feels like it was only a few weeks ago when I ascended to power in a bloody coup completely fair election. “Where has the time gone?” you ask. My countrymen, we have come farther then anyone ever would have anticipated. We have expanded the empire as far west as Belgium. Belgium I say! The Waffles are ours! (Wait for Applause to stop) We have witness the rise and fall of Germany! (Wait for Applause to stop) We have witnessed the demise of France! (Wait for nearly endless Applause and Cheering to stop) We have come so far, but now our task enters the next stage.

As you are aware, I am giving this speech in our western capital of Warsaw, due to an inexcusable invasion of the Fatherland a guest who has overstayed his welcome. But fear not, loyal subjects of Russia, the Turks will be leaving soon. As I speak, our armies are surrounding the Great Capital of Moscow, preparing to mercilessly slaughter kindly escort our guests out of the Fatherland. Once this is accomplished we will continue with our conquest of the World! Great Expansion Project.

I would like to thank our faithful allies to the East, for their assistance was most helpful in bringing us to this point. (Wait for Applause to stop). Army moral could not be higher due to their contributions. I have received word that our Navy’s moral is a hair low, but the shipment of Vodka should arrive there any day now.

And now, to address the remaining “Powers”. You can run, you can hide, and you can even take some of our territories. But the Fatherland will overcome you all like a tidal wave of light blue lava, crushing all resistance and leaving nothing but suffering and McWarsaws in its wake. We will conquer! (Applause) We will win! (Applause) I will own you all! (Silence) …I said, “I will own you all!” (Applause) Much better.

I appreciate you taking the time to listen to this mandatory propaganda session excellent speech. Next year, we have reservations to dine in Constantinople. The port city will make an excellent backdrop for my new clothes. They will be most excellent! I have been told they are made from the lightest fabric known to man, and it has magical properties that only allow those who are incredibly intelligent, very attractive, and super cool to see it. Ignorant people won’t be able to see it, but that doesn’t bother me, because ignorant ugly uncool people don’t deserve to see such awesomeness.

May all who oppose the Fatherland develop an itchy rash in that part of their back that they can’t reach, and may all back scratching devices explode simultaneously in giant fireballs!
Для России, для отечества!

In completely unrelated news, the first shipments of “I got pwned by Tsar Loki” t-shirts have been shipped to the capitals of Turkey, England, Russia, Italy and Austria. Tsar Loki has ordered the immediate execution of the t-shirt manufacturer for misspelling ‘owned’ and for shipping him a XS t-shirt when he specifically ordered a XXL with the XX erased from the tag.

In slightly related news, the writer of the previous news story was executed for mistakenly listing the Tsar’s ordered t-shirt size as XXL, because everyone knows The Great Tsar Loki wears a Large, only because he likes the baggy look. Everyone knows the Tsar looks great in a Medium.

P-Sleazy 05-10-2007 08:19 PM

1 Attachment(s)
Attachment 5910

I thank you kindly Petunia's you dragged me away from Super Paper Mario long enough to make 4 circles and a square on a map which took a total of 2 minutes (if that). Yes, I am lazy. Anyways, Lets have orders due by say...Saturday Night? Yea, that sounds good.

Also, I'm lovin the post Loki.

Oh yea, the builds are

Turkey-
Army Ankara

Russia-
Army St. Petersburg

London-
Army London

Italy-
Army Rome
Fleet Naples

P-Sleazy 05-13-2007 11:48 AM

1 Attachment(s)
Here are the moves list

Turkey
Fleet Aegean moves into Ionian Sea
Fleet Eastern Med supports Fleet Aegean into Ionian Sea.
Army Vienna moves into Galacia (Failed)
Army Serbia moves to Budapest
Army Ankara moves to Armenia
Fleet Black Sea attacks Sevastapol
Army Romania supports Fleet Black Sea attack Sevastapol
Army Moscow Holds
Army Galacia moves to Ukraine (Failed)
Army Greece moves into Albania

Russia
A Munich - Bohemia
F Belgium - Holland
A StP - Moscow
A Warsaw - Livonia
A Sevastopol – Ukraine (Failed, Retreat orders[Not entirely sure how this works either])

Italy
Fleet in Venice to Adriatic
Army in Rome to Venice
Army in Piedmont to Marseilles
Fleet in Naples to Apulia
Fleet in Tyrrhenian to Ionian (Failed)
Fleet in Portugal holds
Army in Spain holds

England
A Paris to Burgundy
A Brest to Gascony
F Mid Atlantic support A Brest to Gascony
F North Atlantic Support Mid Atlantic
F Lpl to Irish Sea
F Baltic to Gulf of Bothnia
A Berlin to Silesia

And heres the map.

Attachment 5916

Ok Loki, I'm not entirely sure how the retreat orders will work here since you were bounced back from Ukraine, and then thrown out of your country with the only available country to retreat to is...ukraine where me and you clashed so...I have NO CLUE WHATSOEVER as how this works. I'm gonna go check the rulebook on this.

EDIT: OK, I've done my reading, if anyone wants to double check me, its on page 17 of the PDF rulebook. Loki's army is disbanded and doesn't get a chance to retreat to Ukraine since it was a conflict territory that was left vacant. Sorry Loki.

EDIT: Messed up a few colors on the map. they should all be fixed now.

42PETUNIAS 05-15-2007 08:09 AM

You didn't post a deadline?

P-Sleazy 05-15-2007 10:35 AM

well, no. I was hoping you'd all just start sending in orders as soon as you're ready. I think we're all a little too grown up for a deadline. So just send in orders.

If you haven't noticed, I haven't exactly been the best at keeping these deadlines have I?

42PETUNIAS 05-15-2007 10:51 AM

True, but people tend to hesitate to place in orders until the deadline has arrived. It generally helps to tell us there is no deadline, and that we're expected to get them in fairly early on our own.

P-Sleazy 05-15-2007 10:53 AM

OK guys. You have 1 hour as of reading this post.

Happy 42?

EDIT: I'm not gonna make a post post because it seems wasteful. But just get it in as soon as you can so long as its reasonable. Thats the way we're gonna do it from now on.

42PETUNIAS 05-15-2007 11:03 AM

Sure, but I would be just as happy as if you'd said "Get it in as soon as you can, as long as it's reasonable. This is the new way we do it."

P-Sleazy 05-17-2007 11:20 AM

2 Attachment(s)
Italy
Fleet Tyrrhenian to Naples
Fleet Adriatic attacks Trieste (Failed, 2v3)
Army in Venice supports Adriatic Attacking (Failed, 2v3)
Fleet in Apulia holds
Fleet in Portugal holds
Army in Marseilles attacks Gascony
Army in Spain supports Marseilles attacking

Turkey
Army Moscow attacks Warsaw (Failed)
Army Galacia supports Army Moscow attack Warsaw (support cut from Bohemia)
Fleet Sevast moves into Black Sea
Army Armenia attacks Sevastopol
Army Romania moves into Ukraine
Army Budapest attacks Trieste
Army Vienna Supports Army Budapest attack Triest
Army Albania Supports Army Budapest Attack Triest
Fleet Ionian Sea attacks Tyrrhenian Sea
Fleet Eastern Mediteranean moves into Ionian Sea


Russia
A Livonia Support StP - Moscow
A StP - Moscow
A Bohemia – Galacia (Failed)
F Holland Stands


England
A Burgundy to Marseilles (Failed)
A Gascony Support Burgundy to Marseilles (Support cut off by Spain)
F Mid Atlantic attacks Western Med
A Silesia to Warsaw (Failed)
F Eng channel convoys A london to Brest
F Irish sea to Mid atlantic
F North Atlantic supports F irish sea to mid atlantic

Attachment 5922

MY army on Moscow was disbanded since it doesn't have any legal options to run away to.

Gains/Losses
Russia- Gained Moscow, Holland Lost Sevastopol. 4 current units. 7 possible. Only 2 territories available for build. +2 units.
Turkey- Gained Trieste, Sevastapol. Lost Moscow. 9 current units, 11 possible, 3 territories available for build. +2 units
England-No Gains/Losses
Italy- No Gains/Losses
Austria- Lost Trieste. Out of game.

EDIT: Builds are in

Russia
Army St. Petersburg
Army Warsaw

Turkey
Army Ankara
Fleet Smyrna

Attachment 5923

Lets see how quickly we can get all our orders in. GO!

Loki, The Fallen 05-18-2007 12:49 AM

Tsar Loki once again Graces us with his presence!
 
Greetings loyal peons citizens and those countries whose names matter not! Tsar Loki writes to you on another glorious day!

I write to you in our true capital of Moscow, once inhabited by Turkish Scum our dear friends from the south, who have since gone to a better place home. We bid them farewell, and ask that the door not hit them on the way out they return soon to enjoy our hospitality!

I am saddened to report, though, that our mortal enemies friends in Austria have recently had a change in the government. I congratulate our southern friends in their victory in what was obviously the gruesome and bloody destruction of an independent city-state a fair and transparent election. Although I may disagree with everything they stand for their beliefs regarding drinking before 9am, I am proud of their accomplishment.

We also have good news to report on the Western Front. The fleet has received several backed shipments of vodka, and mistakenly sailed to Holland, claiming the unclaimed country for the Fatherland! I praise their efforts, and look forward to seeing what excellent products they return with.

In other news, my new clothes have just arrived! They are surely the most stylish and lightweight pieces of clothing I have ever worn. The cape is by far my favorite, with its, uh, flashily understated styling. I wore them on my most recent outing, and their sight brought smiles to all who saw them!

Now perhaps you ask what is next for our glorious army. Well, I’ve heard there is some fine land to the South worth pursuing, and I have every intention of doing just that! Someday soon, we shall dine in Constantinople, for I’m sure our neighbors would love to have us!

May those who fight the Fatherland suffer multiple paper cuts and drown in lemon juice!
Для России, для отечества!

In completely unrelated news, Tsar Loki has ordered the execution of a few little children who shouted weird accusations at him during the Tsar’s most recent outing. The Bureau of People who Fix Problems (BPFP) in a statement said that the youths were “surely Turkish spies sent to undermine the Tsar’s authority.”

There has also been a recent law created by the Tsar that no person is to Point and laugh at the Tsar’s new clothing. Pointing, staring in awe, and smiling and laughing are fine, but pointing and laughing simultaneously (especially at the “pants”) will lead to a most unpleasant sentence (Most likely, Death).

In more unrelated news, the writer of the previous story was hanged for adding extra quotation marks where they were obviously unnecessary.

P-Sleazy 05-18-2007 10:08 AM

You should probably execute your current speech writer as well. You're not supposed to say the word "uh" in a planned speech. And the phrase "flashily understated styling" should readly "Understatedly Flashingly styling" or "Flashingly, Understatedly Styling" The first two adjectives need to have an "ly" at the end as thier a series of adjectives the come before the word. Just an FYI.

Loki, The Fallen 05-18-2007 03:35 PM

FYTitle™
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Great and Wonderful Tsar Loki, who makes NO mistakes
Greetings loyal peons citizens and those countries whose names matter not! Tsar Loki writes to you on another glorious day!

Just FYI... :p :D

P-Sleazy 05-18-2007 03:53 PM

Then shouldn't Tsar Loki hang himself for inappropriate grammar much like the way you hung your writers for inappropriate grammar?

Loki, The Fallen 05-18-2007 05:28 PM

Another Title™
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Great and Wonderful Tsar Loki, who makes NO mistakes
Thought I'd point that out...

P-Sleazy 05-18-2007 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loki who makes mistakes
Originally Posted by The Great and Wonderful Tsar Loki, who makes NO mistakes.

Thought I'd point out you left off the period there.

P-Sleazy 05-21-2007 11:47 AM

1 Attachment(s)
Turkey
Army Vienna attacks Bohemia (Failed)
Army Galacia attacks Silesia (Failed)
Army Ukraine attacks Warsaw (Failed)
Army Sevastopol attacks Moscow (Failed)
Fleet Black Sea convoys army Ankara to Romania
Army Ankara convoyed to Romania
Fleet Tyrrhenian Sea attacks Western Med. (failed)
Fleet Ionian Holds
Fleet Smyrna moves to Aegean Sea
Army Trieste Holds
Army Albania supports Trieste

England
A Silesia to Galicia (Failed)
A Burgundy Attacks Marseilles (failed)
A Gascony to Spain (Failed)
F Mid Atlantic Support A Gascony to Spain (Failed, support cut off)
F Western Med Support A Gascony to Spain (Failed, support cut off)
A Brest to Gascony (failed)
F North Atlantic Holds
F English Channel Holds
F Gulf of Bothnia Holds

Italy
Fleet in Portugal attacks Mid-Atlantic (Failed)
Army in Spain attacks Gascony (Failed)
Army in Marseilles attacks Gascony (Failed)
Army in Venice to Piedmont
Fleet in Adriatic to Venice
Fleet in Naples holds
Fleet in Apulia holds

Russia
Bohemia Support Silesia – Galicia (Failed, Support cut off)
Warsaw Support Silesia – Galicia (Failed, Support cut off)
Livonia Support Warsaw
StP Support Moscow
Moscow Stands
Holland - North Sea

Attachment 5931

42, all the orders you sent in failed. The only ones that were successful were the ones I had to put in for you as Hold orders.

Good work everyone, We've had ALOT of failures. Not much advancement on the battlefield today.

P-Sleazy 05-28-2007 05:07 PM

Just to let everyone know, this hasn't died. The mini vacation is being extended to wednesday night so I'll have the map done by then or the following morning...assuming the orders are in.

42PETUNIAS 06-03-2007 10:31 AM

So... how about that map?

42PETUNIAS 06-04-2007 06:32 PM

B real was being too much of a lazy bitch to get this up, but it's okay now, I've made the map. It's a little bit of a hack job, but it actually came out better than I thought it would. Build orders due Thursday at midnight.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...S/Fall1906.jpg

P-Sleazy 06-04-2007 06:36 PM

That lying bitch. He didn't make the map. Also, it was just fall. So its winter now. Send in builds. And thats only you Loki:p

42PETUNIAS 06-04-2007 06:49 PM

I did tell everyone to send in their build orders. Also, I'm the one who posted it, and it's hosted on my photobucket, so you'd have a hard time proving I didn't make it.

P-Sleazy 06-04-2007 07:08 PM

the fact that its made like every other map I made? The fact that you didn't get everyones orders?

42PETUNIAS 06-04-2007 07:33 PM

You forwarded me the orders, silly, and I was going off the same base map you've used. I think you're just jealous because you've realized that someone can do this just as well as you, without letting the whole game fall apart in the meantime.

P-Sleazy 06-04-2007 07:58 PM

I present to you, Tryolia. That is PROOF that you can't do it as well as I can.

42PETUNIAS 06-04-2007 08:07 PM

I'll take that as acceptance of the fact that I made the map.

P-Sleazy 06-04-2007 08:08 PM

No, its proof that you can't spell.

P-Sleazy 06-05-2007 07:46 PM

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Maps up.

Attachment 5963

Lets get those orders in ASAP?

42PETUNIAS 06-05-2007 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B_real_shadows
I present to you, Tryolia. That is PROOF that you can't do it as well as I can.

Because your hack job with Tunis looks so much better.

P-Sleazy 06-05-2007 08:15 PM

Doesn't that prove that both these maps are mine then?

P-Sleazy 07-08-2007 11:29 AM

Ok, so its been a month. I've had all your orders for like 3 weeks. Bear with me here. Lots of stuff kept coming up, like family visiting and my computer crashing. I'll try and have it up in the next few days.

Fenris 07-08-2007 12:45 PM

B_real, tone down the doubleposting. I even made an announcement and everything.

42PETUNIAS 07-10-2007 08:46 PM

Yeah, all these delays are ridiculous, and I'm tired of bugging B real for the new map all the time. If someone else wants to start a new game, then I'd be happy to join that, as long as they can keep it going. I was really happy with how far this game had gotten, but at this rate, its clearly never going to end. I'd like to finish this, but since it's clearly not going to end, I'm not going to bother postponing it. You guys can play or not, but I'd give up on this one, so we can start a game that can actually work.

P-Sleazy 07-10-2007 08:50 PM

Hey, I asked you if you wanted to make the map due to time constraints on my end. You declined, So don't complain about it taking forever.
EDIT: I'll do my best to get it done Tommorow.

42PETUNIAS 07-10-2007 08:56 PM

I'm not willing to do this for you, and I know this game has no chance of finishing otherwise, I'm giving up now, rather than another couple months down the road.

P-Sleazy 07-11-2007 10:16 PM

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Ok 42. You went to Michigan for 2 weeks. We'd have understood if you were running the game. I may not have had my computer taken away from me, but my access to it has been limited. For the most part cousins visiting meant A SHITLOAD of sharing of the ONLY computer that works. Not to mention my computer crashing in early June causing me to lose all the old maps, hence a new fresh map this time. If you guys are out then I'll understand.

Anyways, heres the orders list.

Argent
Fleet in Portugal attacks Mid-Atlantic
Army in Spain attacks Gascony
Army in Marseilles attacks Gascony
Army in Piedmont supports Marseilles attacking Gascony (Supports in defense, not assault, Not adjacent to attacking territory)
Fleet in Trieste Holds
Fleet in Rome to Tuscany
Fleet in Naples to Tyrrhenian (Failed)
Loki
A Moscow Stands
A StP Livonia
A Livonia Convoy By Baltic Sea to Kiel
F North Sea Stands
A Bohemia Munich (Failed)
A Warsaw Ukraine (Failed)
A Prussia Warsaw (Failed)

42
A Silesia attacks Galicia (Failed)
F Baltic Sea convoys A livonia to kiel
F Northern Africa attacks western med (Failed)
F gulf of lyon supports north africa to western med (Failed)
F mid atlantic supports north africa to western med (Failed)
F english channel supports F mid atlantic (Supports in defense, not assault, Not adjacent to attacking territory)
A Burgundy attacks Marseilles (Failed)
A Gascony supports burgundy to marseilles (Failed)
A Paris supports A gascony (Supports in defense, not assault, Not adjacent to attacking territory)

B_Real
Army Sevastopol attacks Moscow (Failed)
Army Ukraine attacks Warsaw (Failed)
Army Galacia attacks Silesia (Failed)
Army Vienna attacks Bohemia (Failed)
Army Tyrolia attacks Munich (Failed)
Army Serbia moves into Budapest
Fleet Ionian Sea moves into Tyrhenian Sea (Failed)
Fleet Western Med. attacks Gulf of Lyon (Failed)
Fleet Tunisia attacks North Africa (Failed)
Fleet Black Sea holds

and heres da map.

Attachment 6023

Yea, some of us got new colors. I'm probably gonna change 42s to something else, its a little dark.

Sheb 07-11-2007 10:26 PM

Germany demands this game get light hearted again! And that it is allowed to continue to export it's delicious German beer again once the war is over. In fact, it might help with the light heartedness if everyone were to sit back and have a delicious beer together. (See what I did there? That's marketing. Yep.)

P-Sleazy 07-22-2007 08:13 PM

Alright, it seems that interest has been lost in this, Partly due to my lack of updating it in a timely manner. Ohwell it was the farthest we've yet gone.

Fenris, I guess you can lock this.


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