#827: "But I love those guys."
 

It's not Thief's fault they ran into the one semi-competent guy in the world. But now what?

Would we be incorrect in assuming murder is the answer now?

Naming his legs? Swords, I can understand. Its Fighter after all. But he doesn't really use his legs except to stand. Not that you can do much but stand with them.

The only ways I know for the LW's to defeat someone who isn't a moron:
1) Hadoken
2) Fighter's brain drain
3) Run away

If RM's plan is to break their legs so that the NPC can't, I volenteer to break his.

Where poorly thoughtout excuses fail, violence succeeds!

I should start calling my legs kicky and standy...

Wait, wouldn't it only apply to Fighter's legs? The others can just book and wait until the guy just gets tired from trying to overcome Fighter's invulnerability. Or he might succeed only for fighter to be okay in the next panel. And didn't RM already have his skeleton removed by Ur? o.0

Between the guard's neck-stabbing fantasies and this guy's leg-breaking MO, it looks like the LWs are starting to rub off on people.

When all else fails...

It would be funny to see RM's plan be changing into "Debora" and try to seduce him...but that really would be hard to relate it to their quest prize. Or try to convince the guy they really aren't there but are figments of his imagination.

But I was waiting for a character to be introduced who wasn't an idiot. So far, the only ones have been White Mage and Princess Sarah, and to an extent, Lich.

Funny.I have a plan also:
Kill him before he grabs your legs,take his wallet and check his pockets for any more money,then run away as fast as you all can. :D

PLEASE LET IT BE HADOKEN!

The LW are doomed. Their methods only work on morons.

I don't see the problem. He only old Fighter that he'd break his legs, the other guys are in the clear.

And Fighter is near impervious to all sorts of damage, so I don't see even a legitimate businessman being able to give him a cramp, let alone breaking his legs.

SWB

My guess is that he'll make them an offer they can't refuse and RM will get a real side quest, or RM will piss off BM and the murdering will commence and another bastion of civilization will be left a smoldering ruin in the wake of the LW's.

Have they yet to even run out of npc towns to destroy? Anyway, since when the hell did npcs get any intellect bonuses?

If only RM still had his +2 knifehat and his fireface he could defeat
that "businessman" in 5 seconds !

may happen, and/or or even or very unlikely, (Note, replace posted with said. :P)

Did anyone else get the Futurama reference.

most likely Rm will fail in his plan and BM will stab RM and the "Legal busnessman" while Fighter talks to kicky and standy

I'm betting violence or hilarity will ensue. Beyond that it's anyone's guess.

Don't hilarity and violence go hand in hand in this comic?

no you have to make it :D :ninja:

I'm guessing Thief is gonna end up going into business with this guy.

With business you must mean "totally outsmarting, robing and hiring to do his bidding".
And that is assuming he survives.