FF:RP Omake #3, Yo!
 

LET MADNESS ENSUE! bwahahahaha!

I can fix that. :D Check later for an edit, once I figure something out more realistic. ;)

yeah, you asked for it...
(apologies in advance. I wrote this at 1 am so I rushed and it's much shorter than I had originally planned, but I really need sleep now.)

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*Ripel, Dezil, Deamon, and Ciaran are all sitting around a lounge, drinking coffee or something like it*

Dezil: Heheheh. Kairi came after me with her whip of authority again.
Ripel: Yeah *insert more perverted talk*

*a big POOF happens and the next thing they know, each of them, minus Ciaran, are duct taped up to a stone wall, their eyes taped open, Kairi is standing before them with the WHIP OF AUTHORITY in hand*

Deamon: *waking up* ugh.... Please tell me I'm dreaming... *see's Kairi with whip* wait a sec. Nevermind, cancel out that last thing I said.

Kairi: Before anyone else says anything. I want to let you know why you are all here, I've put up with your punishment long enough... now... it is MY time for revenge.

Dezil: Ooh ooh. Do you think she's going to 'punish' us? Oooh. I'm excited.

Kairi: That's EXACTLY what I'm going to do, right after I do this. *pours chemicals into Dezil's eyes*

Dezil: Aaaaaah! She blinded me, with SCIENCE! Brilliant!

Kairi: Are you ready for your... *raises eyebrows* punishment?

*all nod*

Kairi: Good good. Oh yeah, I called in my three back-up whip-weilders to help me. *calls out* COME ON IN AND GET 'EM!

*All wait in anxiety when her back up enters the room. When they see who enters the room, their faces all contort in horror *

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All: CIARAN?

Ciaran: Uhhh... Yeah. I've been meaning to tell you...

Deamon: I always wondered about you.

*a dawning of terror falls over the group as they start yelling and screaming and the three other whip-bearers advance*

Kairi: Have fuuuuuun! *giggles uncharacteristically as she walks away. Victory music plays*

Da-da-da daaa duh duuuh da duh-daaaaaa!


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(thanks to Mr. Veiwtiful for the "blinded with science" idea.)
Alright. After creating that crazy-ness, I need sleep. Nothing witty to say afterwords. Only, now you know the true horrors of what Kairi can do to you. *laughes maniacly, then promptly passes out*

That's absolutely hillarious. That's really all I can say. I applaud you, Celes.

IT BURNS!!! IT'S FUNNY BUT IT BURNS!!!

I especially found the 'and.... Ciaran?' part funny.

Of course, now this means I have to get revenge. I'm going to sleep, but I'll plan in my sleep. Just you wait.

Good, good...but how would Ripel get revenge? Have everyone beat him up, learn their techniques, and kill them with bad pickup lines? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I make funny...

oh my god....*tries to gouge her eyes out with a rusty spoon*

Hilarious Celes, I fell out of my chair in the computer room and everyone looked at me funny.

Thinking up a new one where Cassie goes on a journey to find someone who'll turn her back into a human, then sweet revenge....sweet cold revenge.

Ironic that I've said less about the "whip" then the others, but Dezil received the blunt of the blow...

I wanted to be more annoyed/angry, but this one line made me laugh so hard, I didn't really care anymore...

Heh, man, that's still funny. Other then that fact that Dezil wouldn't be looking forward to "Punishment", that was the greatest moment in any Omake ever possibly...

However, this act can not go uncountered. I never included Kairi in any of my Omakes, and I didn't plan on her using the whip even if she was, but now it is time for vengence. Expect my retaliation within my next few Omakes...

The Omake Wars have begun! Man, that would make a great idea for an omake...

oh...my....god...*scraps her current Omake and start scribbling something down...the first few you words that you can make out are "A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away"*

*evil chuckle* Oh this will be good.

I wondered if anyone would catch that...