Farts are not funny, and there for ruined that omake.

Don't know many bisexuals or lesbians, do ya?

And no. I LOATHE wrestling.

(Dang, I'm always the one to get us back on-topic, aren't I?)

From Mr. V's computer, I bring to you two similar omakes that have nothing to do with my current saga! (To the tune of the Budweiser commercials...)

NUMBER ONE
BUDWEISER PRESENTS! Real men of genius! (Reeeaal me of geeeeniuhus...)

Today, we salute you, Mr. Red Bearded smart magitek guy. (Mr. red bearded smart magitek guy!)

Whenever the group gets in trouble, you're always there to bail them out with technology (Eat tek laser, punk!). You are the genius who can invent a whole ton of stuff, and still look good doin' it (Hey! The beard is shiney!). If you weren't a dirty doublecrosser, you'd probably rule N'Revat! (you be DOOOOOMed!)

So drink a cold one, Mr. Robot-o, because we'd be absolete without your smarts.

NUMBER TWO!
BUDWEISER PRESENTS! Real men of heroes! (Reeeaaal men of Heeerohohs!)

Today, we congradulate you, Mr. Tree-huggin' geomancer dude! (Mr. tree-hugger geomancer dude!)

Whenever people are down on their luck, you're usually there to help them out. Plus, when hordes of enemies appear, you're always quakin' the earth with righteous anger! (nature's power, dude!) You're usually found twirlin' that stivk of yours or the nunchuks like a master, but we all really know you're just tryin' to impress the ladies. (Enter the dragan! Hiyah!)

So chug down a fresh one, earthboy, because we all know that without Thumpman, nobody would give a crap about you at all.
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Character's reactions to Omake songs:
Dezil: I liked the first one! Brilliant!
Arc: I feel sorry for whoever the second one is for...
Blyr: *sniff* Nobody cares about me?
Ripel: Nope.
*Blyr runs off crying*
Kairi: That was mean.
Ripel: I know, but with him gone, all the girls will dig me!
Kairi: Right...
*5 minutes later...*
Arc: *looking at a wrecked Ripel* That's gotta hurt.
Dezil: I've never seen somebody get beat up that badly by a toilet seat before!
Naras: He should have listened to Uncle! *pokes Ripel's eye*

Bwahahaha! Those were both classics! I think everyone needs one of those eventually, but that is a great start! Definatly deserves a gold "Brilliant!".

And you should have included this line for your guy, since you frequently bring us back on track...

You always know how to keep the party going, no matter how distracted everyone gets. (Ohh, look, so shiney!)

*looks at FZ* Oooh, jingle jangley keys....must touch....

Here's another one, not only to bump the topic, but because I gotta type comedy when I think of it!

BUDWEISER PRESENTS...
Real women of heroes! (Reeehaal women of heroOHs!)

This time we honor you, Miss Spear-wielding dragoon! (miss Spear-wielding dragooOOn!)

You're always there to take a hit for the team, even though you dislike technology...(Magitek are for wimps!) You let a kid tag along with you, even though all he's got is a sword and his cards.... (IT'S TIME TO DUEL!) Whenever the guys step out of line, you can always be counted on to deliver a much-needed kick in the butt...(MY house, sucka!)

So down a chilled one, highest of jumpers, because Mr. Earthboy couldn't twirl his stick around quite as well without you!
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Character Reactions...
Blyr: WHY DOES HE KEEP MAKING FUN OF ME!? *runs off angrily*
Dezil: Pretty good, but it don't beats me Guiness! *slurp* Brilliant!
Cassie: That's a pretty accurate song about you, Kairi!
Kari: Yup, and if that Ripel starts going around picking on anyone again, I'll give him that kick in the butt...
*somewhere else*
Ripel: HAHAHA! Blyr, you're such a stupid depressed sidekick!
Blyr: I ain't your sidekick!
Ripel: Yes you are.
Blyr: How about not...
Ciaran: There's a fight! One of you be DOOMed!
Dezil: Five bucks says that Blyr will win!
Ripel: I'll take your bet!
*they start fighting, DBZ ultra-fats punching style*
*Blyr hits Ripel hard on the head*
Ripel: Arg!
*his head pops off*
Blyr: I win!
Ripel: I hate Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots fighting...
Dezil: HA! YOU owe ME money!
Ripel: NO!
*his body grabs his head and runs away, Kairi appears*
Kairi: Eat this!
*kicks him in the butt*
Arc: *announcer voice* AND HE'S DOWN FOR THE COUNT!
Ripel: *learned 'I Got My Butt Kickerd* My life sucks...
*later*
Dezil: He never paid me...oh, well, I gots me beer!
Ciaran: In six packs OF DOOM!
Dezil: Brilliant! *toasts and drinks*

Well, it's a good thing that Dezil never actually bet any money; he just said he bet on Blyr.

Minty Freshness. 'nuff said.

Wanna bet? *edits in a detail Mr. V forgot, because he was having a rare stupid moment*

HA! Dezil wins a bet! Although Ripel never pays up...

LOL

You guys rock so much. You're probably the best RP group I've ever seen, both in serious RP and comedy Spoof RP. Well, you're the ONLY group with comedy Spoof RP... o.O

Feels great bein' 'round so many great and talented peeps and peoples...and IHMN. :-P

Kidding, kidding. :p

Thanks, Zephir :)

I can't decide what's better about comedy RPing/omakes, the praise or the fun of actually doing it...I dunno. My favorite part is seeing what other people put up, and laughing at the sheer excellence of a good comedy sketch. What do you guys think?

You know, I just noticed that this is prime sprite comic material...