Cassie's Rant

*Cassie, no longer a llama, walks to the edge of a large cliff overlooking a beautiful canyon. She looks up at the sky angrily.*

Cassie: Why will no one acknowlege my existance? Just because I jumped in right in the middle of the rp doesn't mean that I can be ignored. Everyone else has their clever catchphrases and quips. What do I get? Nothing that's what. I try and I try but all I get is the short end of the stick. I mean, I got turned into a freaking llama, got beat up by Carolina of all people, (Carolina: Hey!) and captured the boys to brutally torture them. Do I get a funny mention in any of the other Omakes? Oh no. The most I ever get is a "ya you're right Kiari" or an "I agree." Do I even get a thank you for any of the work and torture I've been put through? Do any of you know what it's like being a llama? It's smelly that's what! But oh no, never a "nice going Cassie" or a "good work Cassie." Why do I even bother?

Batgirl: You know, I'm sure most people have already stopped reading this. I mean, all you do is complain all the time. Looking back at this rant, I must have been reeeeally tired and desparate to write it. I can't believe that I actually posted this down. You haven't had time to develop a personality Cassie. Besides, you're just boring.

*Cassie's eye twitches slightly. She screams in a violent fit of rage, her mastery over time and red magic itself being unleashed. The entire canyon begins to crumble as she lets go of all her unbridled emotions. A flash envelops the sky and when the dust clears, Cassie is on her hands and knees panting*

Cassie: *pant* wow I feel so much *pant* better now. That little outburst really put things into perspective.

*She looks up, and sees a giant smoldering crater where the beautiful canyon used to be. Inside the center of the crater, we see a coupe of battered and singed people emerge.*

Kiari: Way to ruin the picnic Cassie!
Naras: Geez I only told her that I had made her sandwich with mustard on it by accident.
Blyr: The she goes off on her crazy rant thingy.
Ripel: You know, she has some serious issues to work out.
Cassie: *screaming down at the others* I do NOT have issues! I hope that you all finally realize tha-
Arc: *cutting Cassie off* Yea, yea, yea, you're insane we get it. Hey listen, can I have your sandwich if you're not gonna eat it?
*Cassie unsheathes her sword and runs down the cliff with fire in her eyes*
Arc: *Terrified look* Aw nutbunnies!

El Fin

OOC: mwahahaha! Omake writing at 5am!!

I write most of mine at 6am :D Early morning helps you think without the stress of the day weighing upon your shoulders.

I had the same problem of not being acknowledged with my guy when I started out (Not enough character development, or sumthin'...) but once we made Thumpman, nobody neglects my guy!

Blyr: Yeah, that's right!

Which is why in the past couple of Omakes I've been poking fun at Blyr's popularity, as it seems Thumpman is the only reason anyone pays attention to him half of the time.

Blyr: HEY!

So, if you include flashbacks/story events/more character interaction, people will pay more attention to your character.

Blyr: An Escalade or other cool ride helps out, too!

Dezil won a bet?! *Gasp* :rmage: DUN DUN DUNNNN

Dezil: Who are you and why did you do that?

:rmage: It just felt right. Got to go!

Dezil: What an odd fellow...

But as for being in lots of omakes, you need to pick up an odd character trait that is funny and useful. My guy is the technology nut, so most of his appearances have to do with that, and Mr. V introduced his new catch phrase "Brilliant!" which helped, so you just need to think up your own or wait for someone else to come up with a funny personality trait. Personally, I've been thinking of something new for him to do, just haven't gotten around to making an omake yet. Oh, and he seems to have picked up a gambling problem...

Dezil: I DO NOT!

I bet your wrong.

Dezil: I'll take that bet! Wait a sec...

And now the saga continues...

Thumpman (AKA Blyr): So...what do we do now?
Naras: It's simple. You get in and drive.
Thumpman: Why? I might dent it!
Naras: EVIL'S AFOOT!
Arc: What could the foot do? It can be stinky, yes, but who ever heard of an evil foot?
Naras: DO NOT QUESTION UNCLE!!! *Pokes Ripel in the eye*
Ripel: *Hand twitches*
Thumpman: Anyway, where is this evil?
Naras: *Points down the street* There. In that house.
Thumpman: Well, why do we have to drive my precious car there?
Naras: Uncle says so! *Pokes Ripel in the eye*
Ripel: *Hand twitches again* Do it Blyr! Just do it before I kill the old man.
Naras: Old man? Where?
Ripel & Thumpman: -_-;
Arc: I call shotgun!

To be continued...

Omakes help keep the RP from getting too serious, without ruining the plot. That's my theory why it's survived this long.

As for Cassie, don't worry, she and a few others will be appearing soon in my saga. Plus, she will have a new trait, sure to rival the WHIP OF AUTHORITY's legendaryness.

Speaking of being ignored, in all truthfulness and as far as I can tell, you (batgirl) and Ecurt are the only ones using Naras regularly in Omakes. And in the actual RP, Naras's about as visible as a fly on the wall. :P You're not really alone in that respect.

Well. All you have to do to get attention in Omakes is accedentally mention they will never let you forget. *glares*

...Actually, scratch that. You don't want that kind of Omake attention. ^^;;;

Well... I'm back from Kanchanaburi, home of the Death Railway, epicenter of the avian influenza outbreak... and I'M NOT DEAD! I feel fine! I feel... happy!

Okay... During the long boring nights in the Land Rover manning comms... I came up with a remiz for a song... about Ripel...

BLUE MAGE HELL

(To the tune of the Robot Hell Song from Futurama)

Ripel, Kairi and Naras are walking around chibi-like when suddenly the earth shakes, the ground opens and Ripel is swallowed up by THE FIERY GATES OF HELL!!!!!

(20s Swing Music starts playing)

Oh crap, singing. This can't be good.

(Ripel spins around and lands on his ass in front of a mighty DEAMON)

(Gasps)

Copying monsters
That's just cheating
Stealing their abilities
Is wrong

(Deamon snaps a finger and Ripel is suddenly dangled upside down from the ceiling while Lamias start slapping him silly... and he CAN'T LEARN THEIR ABILITIES!)

For breaking all those copyrights
This kind of torture's justified
Here on Level One of Blue Mage Hell

(Deamon points to the admantatite skeleton of a huge tortoise monster)

Mighty Guard and Matra Magic
Taken from that poor Adamantoise
Adding insult to injury
You sent him to the cemetery
This kind of evil just won't do!

(Ripel pushes the Lamias away)

Just tell me why-
Please read this fifty-five page warrant!
Dante is so much worse than I...
At least he's unique, you sure aren't!
Please let me explain; I didn't mean to do no wrong-
You ripped off Dragons, Flans and Bombs!
Don't blame me, it's my upbringing!
Please stop sinning while I'm singing!

(Deamon kicks Ripel into a pit of fiery damnation, and Ripel claws his way out)

Ripping monsters off is wrong,
They need unique tricks just to survive

(Gang of monsters suddenly bursts out of the ground amidst a flurry of DJ turntable scratches)

"Hey Ripel, gonna smack you down
Remember what goes around comes around!"

(They start beating him up)

"That's what you get (you get) on Level Five!"

(Meanwhile, back on the surface, Kairi and Naras are staring at the great gaping Pit of Damnation (TM) that has just swallowed their fearless hero up.)

"I don't feel well..."
"It's up to us to rescue him!"
"Maybe he likes it there in Hell..."
"It's us who tempted him to sin!"
"I don't like this..."
"Come on man, don't be scared,
I'm sure that somehow we'll be spared
Just sit back and hold on tight..."
"I sure won't enjoy this ride!"

(She pulls him onto Yan and they disappear into the crack of DOOM!)

(Meanwhile, Deamon is jabbing Ripel in the ass with a pitchfork while Etrigan/Dante lounge around laughing at him)

Stealing White Wind, Stare and Drain Touch
Plus a thousand other sins as well
You'll pay for every crime,
Knee-deep in acidic slime
You'll suffer till the end of time,
Enduring tortures, most of which rhyme
Trapped forever here in BLUE MAGE HELL!

Heh, great... One of the best episodes of Futurama, and the best part of that episode.

Edit - And it's been 16 days?

That's great, and its one of the few episodes of Futurama I was actually able to see. A great comeback Dante.

*Grumbles* Everyone's picking on Ripel now...not that I have a problem with that. :D

Ripel: What?!

Better you than me.

Ripel: I hate you.

I can live with that. ^_^ Great job Dante!