Silly Pyros. Haven't you seen the movie? Hell is upside down, which means the REAL Devil's number is 999. Page 666 reveals the image of utter bliss, which shows everyone the path to true enlightenment.

That damn Pyros kitty...hogging all the inner peace to himself.

Honestly.

I'd laugh if those books were for the same class.

But Ecurt. You know we just bullshit everything about deities here at the NPF.

Textbooks got nuthin' on us.

Feh. Inner peace ain't all it's cracked up to be.

Personally, I find a nice full stomach to be all the inner peace I need.

Huh. So the Dao of Pyros involves large amounts of food and random acts of arson. In this way, the follower achieves Enlightenment. I like it.

Join the Neinian religion, and get free My Little ovens with faulty wiring!

Oi. The wires are only faulty because you let Raiden in the factory on a bad hair day.

I had to put them to good use somewhere! And burning down houses when little Suzy wants to make cookies is an essential part of everything I stand for!

That would seriously be the coolest religious symbol ever.


Also-- I think this RP has the highest concentration of characters with names that start with T. Trish, Task, Troy, Thomas...

We're cool.

Michael won't be doing much until an event happens, he'll just be going along with what Silva acts; if anyone wants to interact.