This thread was supposed to be picking on all the mods, but you guys got carried away.

I deflect all personal responsibility for how this happened!

And just because I can't resist this setup...

YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH!!
You got the POWER!!
When all hells breaking loose you'll be runnin in the eye of the storm!

Fucking Pride screwed me again. I've learned my lesson I'll stick to good old wholesome avarice.

Ah well time to get to work purging the unlean I guess.

Perhaps, but the true nature of a chaos god is so unpredictable that, while they could be an all powerful deity one moment, they may very well be a pineapple the next. Then a kitten. Then the planet Jupiter. They certainly wouldn't be in their godly state for very long, and certainly not so consistently to rule a hapless forum with an iron fist!

Open your eyes! The truth is right in front of you!

Yeah, we're more like gods of spite, if you look at it.

My eyes are wide open and they see infidels and profit, and sin and profit and those who deny the word of mod and profit.

And I their now humble servant shall strike forth and bring light for no reward save profit.

Damnit Fenris I'm trying to run a business church here. Stop ninjaing me with divine truths.

Hm.... I was about to respond to your thing about pineapple by noting that I'm actually allergic to the stuff, but it's gone. Guess you realized the error of your ways there.

Actually that was more Fenris screwing up my argument by throwing conflicting dogma of them being spite gods. Which is really apropriate.

Besides the easy counter argument is that your unclean soul prevents you from enjoying delicious pineapple.

Bah, the "spite god" argument is merely them grasping at straws to hold their flock in line. They are but men. Desperate men frightened of losing their grip on power.

And an easy counter argument on my end is that maybe the poor pineapples just don't want to be eaten.

Man, Dole doesn't care if the pineapples are eaten, they just want thier inventory to move.

Bah, Mods aren't any more divine than breasts... wait- Damn it POS! Your avatar threw me again...

Erm, down with the not sick Mods! They are the true villians!