*Writes it down* POS....weakness.....is.....pineapples....

*reading over Flare's shoulder* It's not really so much a weakness as a mild irritant, you know...

Lo I have come to a realisation, I am not banned. This is not a mark of shame like the red of the others, mine is holy.

It is stigmata. Look upon the miracle of my screename and know the glory of mod!
Proof I am their mortal voice. Be not dismayed for their prophet walks among you.

Their revelation that they are gods of spite was not grasping at straws it was simply something we were not ready to accept, while I was still crippled by pride. Only when I knew humility could the real truth be spread.

Further proof of the divine aspect of the pineapple is the effect it has on the witch POS. Faithful Modfearing NPFers I urge you rub your neighbours with pineapple only then can you know the wicked.

Let he who is not icky throw the first pineapple... *DUCK*

Do not give into these false prophets, my fellow citizens! They may offer you the sweet candy of salvation, but you have to get into their van and have unspeakable acts performed upon you beforehand. And then they don't even give you the candy. You just kinda hurt, you know, down there....

At least that's what happened with Krylo, anyway.

He can't help it. He is the god of sodomy after all. Jeez what do you expect, him to give you kittens?

You want good weather, pray to the rain god. You want vengeance, sacrifice to the war god. You want to be raped, get into the sodomy god's van.

*Shoves pineapple down POS's throat. Not sliced, by the way*

Fellow forumites! Hear me, and tremble at the true power of the mods! I was banished for a time via the divine punishment of the Real Ban, and sent to that barren wasteland known as the real world...

Yet my forlorn banishment was not a waste, for I have learned a key lesson. While these mods be the true gods, they can also be harsh and demanding. We must respect and praise these gods, for if we do not, the same terrible punishment that I have suffered could happen to all of you! We must start with the sacrifice of the nonbelievers, with POS first!

...As the dude with the Thunderwing logo here, I am only annoyed that you didn't give me a chance to say it first.

Ok, so fenris unbans everyone, then he starts banning THE EXACT SAME people all over again. He's turning into Fifthfind...only more...eccentric.