I have an eternal war with Fifth myself even though he may not think so...
One day I will get him to renounce his love of that fucking overrated RPG that he loves so much...
Tis an epic struggle for survival!!

And just to complete the new ban title of "You don't have to go home but you can't stay here."...

I KNOW WHO I WANT TO TAKE ME HOME!!!! I KNOW WHO I WANT TO TAKE ME HOME! I KNOW WHO I WANT TO TAKE ME HOME! TAKE ME HOMMMMMEEEE!!

- Closing Time

Umm, aren't you one of the rebels? It should be "bringing justice to the tyrants with fire and sword" or something.

I'm more freelance. I like to keep my options open, and part of winning a war is knowing who to side with.

Still mistatements like that get you friendly fired pretty quickly. Imagine if you will someone in the trenches during WW2 standing up and yelling "For the Fuhrer!"

Not gonna go down well.

I was talking more about the games I play, rather than this revolution or my specific forum character.

Derrr!!

Oh come on... I get fake banned before I can even get started my epic level ranting!
I call shanagans!!

Well I wasn't.

Derrrrpy derrrrpy derrrrpy doooo! A derrpy derrpy derrpity derp!

That's it I'm not even just going for the ninjas now, I'm just gonna kill anyone who isn't currently visible to me.

I support Fenris.
I support Meister.
I DEFINETLY had a love complex with Shiney. So I support him. Key word, had, past tense.
I have an ongoing war with Krylo about his photoshopping that picture of him in the skirt.
And I think "FUCKING MODDED?" about Fifthfind each time I see him post.
RaiRai is Shiney's love complex. So if Shiney supports her, I support her.
The rest are cool and have my support too.

Now then out of these I think the only one thats REALLY out to get me is...Fifthfind, but thats because we're playing mafia together.

I am sorry Fenris, I know how you lust for me and dream at night for my epic battle to be with ye but it can not be so!
There is only ONE struggle I can carry on at a time and that belongs to Fifth and Fifth alone!

Like the lyrics of a song, your words do flow.
And nary can I imagine what you've been thro'.
While it has been fun, I'm sure you understand,
You shall remain fucking banned.

As this topic has now reached ninety posts, I think it is time for a refreshment break.

On those grounds, I'ma give each of you a cookie of cure light wounds.

Except Fenris.

He gets a cookie of cure awesome wounds instead, since mods have a higher max hp.


Also, juice boxes are on the table.

Oster being the lone exception?

He needs to think about what he's done!

There are no mods.

It's all an illusion, a lie perpetrated by a civilization long dead to bring order to the land through fear. A scary story told to children to make them behave, or else the evil mods will come into their rooms at night and steal them away to the dreaded "Island of the Banned", where the rivers and user titles run red with the blood of countless sinners forced to toil away in the RaiRO mines. The myth went unquestioned for so long that, over the centuries, it became dogma, and now these fairytale creatures are the basis of our very law.

Do not be afraid, my people! There is no boogyman waiting in the dark! Come out! Come out and play!

Yep come out and play, that guy in the van is totally not a mod. You preach heresy POS. Fouler than the cheek of the Lavender Scandinavian, for that you will burn.

In summation

He's a witch!

On Fenris' post, it's uh a test. That's right a trial from above. Keep worshipping and pass the collections to the front.

I will not be silenced, false prophet! You and your ilk have led these people astray for too long!

Hell, POS didn't even think of that avatar first. He's just copying Totsumanu.

POS is the Father of Lies

That's why we love him.

It's the truth, hidden from your eyes by those who would manipulate your faith for personal gain! Don't believe them! Don't believe the lie!

I liberated Totsu's avatar, thank you very much, because he hasn't been around in forever and this forum needs it, now more than ever!

I think that we should start small with our mod uprising. I say we get Fenris's and Fifth's adminship on yaplet taken away. Then we will strike the skirt wearing scum AKA krylo from his high rank. While they try to recover, we make a final devastating blow to them. Then we just sit back and enjoy our uprising's victory.

Viva la revolucion!!!

EDIT: Also, Chrono Cross was better than Chrono Trigger. Take that, you foul dragons!

Uh completely disregard my screename people. It means nothing. The mods are real, and have power and I speak the truth of how to deliver you to their grace. Take heed or burn in the fires of banination brought by the wrath of mod!

Thats right mortal!
You can not keep teh power of teh Kroze down!
POS is my loyal minon here!
Preach teh word of teh Kroze my follower!

Woooo! Back from Bannland (with two "n's" for twice the {g}narly)!!

I stand by my ideals and the more I read the more I must say that snake tastes far better than hawk, hawks are all stringy and don't taste like chicken, but snake does!

Snake the other white meat!

EDIT: Now I have a dilemma... Fenris is a sickey, it isn't fair to pick on sickies. Even ones that are the bitches of watery tarts. So I must join Flare the Fop :D and support Fenris, but Fenris only. Sometimes you can't help whose bitch you are.

Hey Fenris, I'll totally give you a pie which explodes into fireballs when thrown if you ban the next person to end a sentence with a preposition.

I follow nothing except the truth! You will not bastardize The Word for your own intentions! Begone, serpent!

Back to the topic at hand. No mods are not after your blood. That practice was discontinued centuries ago. Now please hold your neck back over this sacrificial altar and close your eyes.

Hate to burst your bubble but Fenris is not as cool as Jack O'Neill (The one with two L's, "The other one has no sense of humor")

I only speak the truth!
I am filled with TRUTHINESS!
And I believe that fellow geek Stephen Colbert would back me up on this...
So do you DARE to go against freedom since thats what he stands for?

*Hisses at POS*

Anyway, the Mods have the power, and you should not question the power. The Mods take care of us, and look out for us, and smite those who seek to destroy the forum.

Careful my friend, J-Lo also stands for freedom... I'm just sayin'.

And some of those who seek to protect it.

We like to mix it up a little.

See, Flare? Do you see? It's arbitrary chaos, mere mortals driven mad by the power granted them by your belief in an ancient myth! You, yourself, are witness to it!

I guess this makes me the Chosen One. I HAVE THE POWER! Well not really. But hey.

My name shines pure silver!

I AM THEIR PROPHET ON EARTH!

And POS no one has denied they are gods of chaos. Come on that would be stupid.

Fireball pie being given to Fenris, as per my earlier statement.

Lol, Greed as the prophet of the Mods! The sheer perfectness of the idea make me giggle madly, and attracts odd looks from people near me. I have no idea what could make that more ironic, well except for your current avatar and if this thread was picking on krylo or fifth...

Hey, Chaos is good. Keeps things interested.

Everyone loves fifthfiend's attention.

I don't get the mad desire to get banned by Fifth. I swear, it's like getting Dr. Kivorkyian's attention so he can lethal injection you.

This thread was supposed to be picking on all the mods, but you guys got carried away.

I deflect all personal responsibility for how this happened!

And just because I can't resist this setup...

YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH!!
You got the POWER!!
When all hells breaking loose you'll be runnin in the eye of the storm!

Fucking Pride screwed me again. I've learned my lesson I'll stick to good old wholesome avarice.

Ah well time to get to work purging the unlean I guess.

Perhaps, but the true nature of a chaos god is so unpredictable that, while they could be an all powerful deity one moment, they may very well be a pineapple the next. Then a kitten. Then the planet Jupiter. They certainly wouldn't be in their godly state for very long, and certainly not so consistently to rule a hapless forum with an iron fist!

Open your eyes! The truth is right in front of you!

Yeah, we're more like gods of spite, if you look at it.

My eyes are wide open and they see infidels and profit, and sin and profit and those who deny the word of mod and profit.

And I their now humble servant shall strike forth and bring light for no reward save profit.

Damnit Fenris I'm trying to run a business church here. Stop ninjaing me with divine truths.

Hm.... I was about to respond to your thing about pineapple by noting that I'm actually allergic to the stuff, but it's gone. Guess you realized the error of your ways there.

Actually that was more Fenris screwing up my argument by throwing conflicting dogma of them being spite gods. Which is really apropriate.

Besides the easy counter argument is that your unclean soul prevents you from enjoying delicious pineapple.

Bah, the "spite god" argument is merely them grasping at straws to hold their flock in line. They are but men. Desperate men frightened of losing their grip on power.

And an easy counter argument on my end is that maybe the poor pineapples just don't want to be eaten.

Man, Dole doesn't care if the pineapples are eaten, they just want thier inventory to move.

Bah, Mods aren't any more divine than breasts... wait- Damn it POS! Your avatar threw me again...

Erm, down with the not sick Mods! They are the true villians!

*Writes it down* POS....weakness.....is.....pineapples....

*reading over Flare's shoulder* It's not really so much a weakness as a mild irritant, you know...

Lo I have come to a realisation, I am not banned. This is not a mark of shame like the red of the others, mine is holy.

It is stigmata. Look upon the miracle of my screename and know the glory of mod!
Proof I am their mortal voice. Be not dismayed for their prophet walks among you.

Their revelation that they are gods of spite was not grasping at straws it was simply something we were not ready to accept, while I was still crippled by pride. Only when I knew humility could the real truth be spread.

Further proof of the divine aspect of the pineapple is the effect it has on the witch POS. Faithful Modfearing NPFers I urge you rub your neighbours with pineapple only then can you know the wicked.

Let he who is not icky throw the first pineapple... *DUCK*

Do not give into these false prophets, my fellow citizens! They may offer you the sweet candy of salvation, but you have to get into their van and have unspeakable acts performed upon you beforehand. And then they don't even give you the candy. You just kinda hurt, you know, down there....

At least that's what happened with Krylo, anyway.

He can't help it. He is the god of sodomy after all. Jeez what do you expect, him to give you kittens?

You want good weather, pray to the rain god. You want vengeance, sacrifice to the war god. You want to be raped, get into the sodomy god's van.

*Shoves pineapple down POS's throat. Not sliced, by the way*

Fellow forumites! Hear me, and tremble at the true power of the mods! I was banished for a time via the divine punishment of the Real Ban, and sent to that barren wasteland known as the real world...

Yet my forlorn banishment was not a waste, for I have learned a key lesson. While these mods be the true gods, they can also be harsh and demanding. We must respect and praise these gods, for if we do not, the same terrible punishment that I have suffered could happen to all of you! We must start with the sacrifice of the nonbelievers, with POS first!

...As the dude with the Thunderwing logo here, I am only annoyed that you didn't give me a chance to say it first.

Ok, so fenris unbans everyone, then he starts banning THE EXACT SAME people all over again. He's turning into Fifthfind...only more...eccentric.

He only banned the same people again because those people didn't learn their lessons and change their attitudes.

They should know better.

Shame on them.

Too messy for my tastes.

I'd just shove him into the casting/filming for a Barney show, binding contract and all, and be done with it.

Too horrible a fate, so I shall condemn you to a similar fate.

To the RaiRO boards with thee!

You had your chance mortal!!
And whats this about Pineapples now?
May I have one since I am in the same boat as the rest of you?

Fail. He didn't ban the same people. 42Petunias isn't banned, though I am, apperentally.

Fail! I banned Kroze twice. And hell, you just knew that POS would get it, (despite his username disallowing bannination to the RaiRO boards), and I've been looking for an excuse to get you for the sheer irony of banning my defender.

EDIT: Also, dammit people, you will remain Fucking banned!

Sorry, this war god is not taking sacrifices at this time. Unless that sacrifice happens to be Fenris, in which case the vengeance will be mine, and not yours.

Banned for illusions of grandeur.

While I am here, on the NPF, I feel as though I am trespassing on something. Something ancient and beyond mortal understanding. As though through you're infernal typing, you hope to awaken the Elder God

I fear by lingering on these boards, I will begin to understand what is happening here, and thus, my soul will be forfeit. I will be slaved to by keyboard, sentenced to partake in these forums in my every waking moment, and even in my dreams. Eventually my eyes will fail to see the madness, and all memories of confusion will turn to dust.

By viewing this, I am becoming one of you, and it scares me.

Umm yeah, somebody call krylo, we have some fresh meat that needs tenderizing!

Don't worry little one, it will only hurt you soul, and Fenny will be there to help you get used to the chain around your neck. Heck in a few months you'll barely noti- UURK!!

Ah ha, once more Fenris, you have awakened my wrath! Now the red mist descends once again and the TRUE god of war of the NPF is awakened.

I shall decimate all in my path and wreak such destruction that grown men will weep and the very earth itself will beg for death!

You, the self proclaimed Mog of war, stands not a chance!

You are a noisy one!

uhm, fifth "really do[es]n't like [me]." Does that count?

Aw I dunno, I kinda liked the idea of a Hawk of Battle vs. Mog of War, Thunderdome style. the winner goes to the finals of the Chuck Norris vs. Mr T fight.

Might have to sig that for awesomeness......

Missed? Maybe so!
 

Seems Fenris has lost his energy to ban, eh?

Now's our time! The revolution shall continue!

Come on, everyone loves to get leid!

You're Darn tootin'!
Flowers for Fenris!