You know this place hasn't changed quite a lot since I left. You are all still following under Kurt Vonnegut's philosophy that we are here on Earth to fart around. And you all have a gas equated to irritable bowel syndrome.

Hell no.

I ain't going anywhere near that guy.

Ah yes, the sequel that nearly ruined Daniel Keyes' career...

I was gonna say beads at Mardi Gras but hey, whichever blows your skirt up.

...I'd warn you except I'm not sure whether that's an insult or a compliment.

And then they made me an administrator.

Well considering I wouldn't use a Kurt Vonnegut quote so soon after his death for means of insult you probably should know better. Then again that last part...well that could just means you all live life fully and right. So yeah...disjoint attention to the man behind the box.

Oh ow.

This thread just ow.

You people are horrible at upstaging revolutions toget yourself in power.

I mean you'd think you'd have learned something from me all this time but noooo.

Eh none of these guys are any Che Guevara. Just like none of these mods are any Fidel Castro. So I never expected anything gigantic. Comeon where is the false accounts. The viral attachments. The hacked accounts. The ability to gain a rep that is unattainable. Nothing here.

...upstaging revolutions? Like...The matrix revolutions?
:( Woe is we. We are unsuccessful at out-acting The Reeves.

You know what we need here?
A ritualistic sacrifice system so we have people to get fucking banned for us when we go to revolt...
We just would need a few suckers for that plan to work too.
I like it!
So, who's first?

Sacrifice? Check teh avi, I can definetly work on that!

Lets see...... *ahem* (Phone menu voice):
You have reached Ritual Sacrifice. For goats, press one, or say "goats."
To sacrifice a relative or aquaintance, press two.......
.................................................. .....................
To sacrifice a loved one or pet, press the pound key....
.................................................. ......................

It's a work in progress.........

I think we need to sacrifice this entire thread.