50 reasons why lord of the rings sucks
 

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/50reasons.html

Finally, someone isn't afraid to show lord of the rings for what it is.

You do realize that guy is a total idiot right?

I just read everything I could stomach of his other 'articles.' He is almost funny, and by that I mean he says some funny things, but their hidden in between words that are entirely worthless and stupid, the publishing of which(even onto the Internet) is far more reprehensible than raping and killing one's sister(and at least Manfred was good enough to kill himself for it later).

Wordworth wrote whole tomes about how people like this, under the guise of entertainment, simply degrade the state of the human psyche in society. To read his articles literally makes one less of the being they were meant to be, less human, and less capable of doing naything meaningful.

To sum it up, he needs to be thrown off a tall cliff into an ocean seeded with bloody steaks to attract sharks.

You do realize that this is SATIRE, right?

This guy obviously didn't read the book. Some of the things he says are still funny though.

No, I think the guy did read the books. It's just that that page is a joke. It's satire. It's not meant to be taken seriously. It's tongue-in-cheek.

I edited it into my previous post before you guys posted, but yes I do realize it is satire. It's just stupid. Read above.

You don't like David Wong and John Cheese? You better watch out, John is prone to bouts of neck punching.

what a retard.

not funny.

It took me a few lines to realize that it WAS satire, but once I did, I nearly wet my pants laughing. The top 50 reasons for the Matrix sucking is hilarious, too...especially his remarks about Trinity being a man.

He can't even do math, how can he suppose to do something as complex and delicate as humor.