Man, I must be so starved for fanservice since I'm making my own PC go through this shit.

Hmm, anti-ninja missiles... intresting.. I'll have to get some of the SECA technicians working on that. And while they're at it, I might as well complain about the lack of reliable explosive sniper rounds.

While you're at it, see if those SECA technicians finished Laurella's requested minigun complete with homing rounds. She's been waiting on that since she made the request when the demons killed her biological parents.

Will do AB. 1 Homing minigun coming right up.

Anyone else wanna make weapon requests? Might as well do them all in the same post.

Exoskeletal power armor for me please! If that is too steep an order for your great and mighty SECA, how about... umm let's see, aha! A golf cart with a Seawiz mounted on top! :D

I'll make some calls, see what the boys can rustle up. But don't hold your breath, the last guy that field tested power armour, well... best not to mention what happened to him...

I'll make another post tomorrow some time, it's too late now.

Ooo!

I want a Ridiculously Oversized Cannon That Weighs A Pound With Super Awesome Demon-Seeking Missiles And Unlimited Ammunition (or ROCTWAWSADSMAUA)!

And I need two of them. Tommorow.

*Dibs on a Wolfwood Style Cross Gun/Missle Launch/Pistol Armory*

Fends of demons and blasts them back to hell! Yours for 5 easy payments and 1 complicated payment of 99.95~!

heh, with homemade hollowpoints made by carving a cross in the nose of the bullet?


oh yeah... just to hop on the bandwagon :)

Dear Diary,

Nobody here understands me

Your friend,
Zack

This in no way shape or form colors my opinioons of anyone, aside from the glamouring there... messing with folks minds ain't cool.

Make no mistake, my character is still the mysterious old bastard. I just figured I needed to become at least semi-known.

Though I have to admit I skipped the intervening time between him walking to McCragge manor and the school.

He didn't do anything important. Rested. Checked the Warden website.

Debated sneaking a magical, illegal peek at the Mother of Hell.

New chapter coming up soon.

By "soon" I mean sometime tonight...I'm writing it while trying to watch Drive and 24...not to mention I have about a page and a half of posts to respond too.

...when I checked this morning, we were still under 90 posts...>_<

EDIT: Oh, and Mr. Bookworm...Ecurt got to the "front door" first...so unless you're standing next to each other, you should edit your post.

Also, given prior posts about the security at the manor, I'm treating "front door" as "front gate"...I believe someone said something about guards or something like that.

...And all this works surprising well with what I had planned...

...MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

He'll just punch her in the uterus if she gets knocked up. Just like his last girlfriend.

I'm torn between admiring you and being utterly terrified. I'll get back to you when I decide which.

Isn't that Title™?
 

So, I guess I now have a mental picture of your character...
How am I going to manage to pass Jimmy in the hall without chuckling a little? I mean, that's a sure way for Rob to get beat up...

Loki gets an internet cookie for getting the reference.

Okay, the Death Books are rather well known, so I'll spell out their abilities and such for you guys.

First off they look roughly like this:

http://tn1-5.deviantart.com/fs12/150..._amazo2099.jpg

...just remove the sword and insert a book.

The Death Books are the elite hunting unit for the Sealers (see sign-up thread for more info on the Sealers), and have been for hundreds of years. Their armor is magical in nature, and grants them increased speed, strenght and mobility. Their primary weapon are large, metallic books that are controlled through a form a leviation. They move very fast, but not fast enough that the can't be dodged. However, all the Death books are very experienced, so they generally don't let their books fly out too far. The books are attached to the armor using a chain that is basically infinitely long, and both the chain and the books are pretty much unbreakable. The armor, however, is not unbreakable, but they are very tough...it will take a rather large caliber bullet to pierce, and given how fast the Death Books move, bringing heavy weapons to bear may be a problem. They are also somewhat magic resistant, so no "one hit kills".

Their biggest weakness is that there is a limited number of them. Only one is going up against Nat and Caleb, five are attacking the Manor. Manor folk, feel free to beat them around a bit, but don't kill them...I need them for a plot point later on. Also, these guys are tough...so feel free to get a bit beat up yourselves.

It's a good thing those guys are tough, because Jimmy feels the need to beat the living hell out of something now that his 'watch Laurella swim in a two-piece' time has been interrupted... and I don't think breaking a random kid's jaw would do it for him this time.

Forever Title™
 

Woohoo, I'll take a cookie!

Have a post incoming, might actually be sucked into the main group by this one. Let's see how it plays out.

EDIT: Just read Hawk's post, can I request a Multiple-Warhead ICBA? (Inter-Continental Ballistic Arrow) Could help with long range combat.

A Patriot Arrow™ is fine too.

I'm off for the night. Gael will stay close to the MoH, though he won't be too useful against enemies of Death Book caliber. He's not completely incompetent, just not nearly as good as...well, most of the other protectors.

Oh. Okay then. Deleting last post.

I'm gonna be walking up to the gate, now.

EDIT: ...but I can't delete my post.

Okay, just disregard that last post I made.