You should be banned just because of your avatar, get a cleaner one or something. Anyway, I didn't come up with any logical reason to ban you because of your message... maybe irony?

This time, I'm following the rules.

Ah-HA! I caught you! Trying to steal my font color, eh? BANNED!

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*SMASHES Cloud with said Banhammer*

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You automatically assume:

A) All forum members are guys.
B) We all have stupid thoughts.

What happens when you assume?

You get shot. In the Head. With the Bant-ling gun.

Banned for a bad pun. 'Nuff said

Porn is inappropriate talk for these forums. Some of our fellow posters are younger than what you would deem "age appropriate" for the material you are obviously trying to soil their minds with. Permanent ban for that!

Banned for not paying attention.

Banned for putting 'cutting yourself' instead of 'rock and roll'.

Banned for a) religion, b) murder, c) Even considering that ninjas could fail, and d) use of the Death Note.

3 days per offense, see you in fourteen days. The extra two come from the fact that a twelve day ban is stupid, and going for two weeks makes more sense.

Banned for discriminating a type of music