You should be banned just because of your avatar, get a cleaner one or something. Anyway, I didn't come up with any logical reason to ban you because of your message... maybe irony?

This time, I'm following the rules.

Ah-HA! I caught you! Trying to steal my font color, eh? BANNED!

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*SMASHES Cloud with said Banhammer*

Title™ing
 

You automatically assume:

A) All forum members are guys.
B) We all have stupid thoughts.

What happens when you assume?

You get shot. In the Head. With the Bant-ling gun.

Banned for a bad pun. 'Nuff said

Porn is inappropriate talk for these forums. Some of our fellow posters are younger than what you would deem "age appropriate" for the material you are obviously trying to soil their minds with. Permanent ban for that!

Banned for not paying attention.

Banned for putting 'cutting yourself' instead of 'rock and roll'.

Banned for a) religion, b) murder, c) Even considering that ninjas could fail, and d) use of the Death Note.

3 days per offense, see you in fourteen days. The extra two come from the fact that a twelve day ban is stupid, and going for two weeks makes more sense.

Banned for discriminating a type of music

Fun fact: the ban settings actually won't let you do anything between ten days and two weeks, I suspect for the reasons you describe.

Banned for using the word "Fun" for something that is completely not "Fun".

That's about 9 posts since my last one.

By the way fifth, your avatar stopped yapping as of this post.

Banned for misinterpreting what I said.

Banned for being new and posting in a game that requires me to find a clever reason to ban you from one of your previous posts, WHEN YOU ONLY HAVE 8!!

Elves?!?
 

banned for reading to far into the magical wonders of elven lesbians

Asking others to email you explicit pornography is not tolerable on these boards. Perhaps next time you will think before you make such an obvious mistake. Contemplate this on the tree of ban.

Ten million is not, in fact, a number. Banned.

Banned for ruining a perfectly good Scythe user. You probably cheated, and cheaters never prosper, so... see you in a week.

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yeah, sorry. I guess I shouldn't post here. :P
No fanskits, bud.
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What do you think this is? Some kind of happy summer camp where you've been shipped to cure you of your problems and keep your from slashing your own wrists and stabbing us in our sleep by only doling out specially blunt "knives"?
Consider me the bad counsellor who throws all your candy into the lake and makes you go on murderous hikes through the woods while I get drunk and hit on your girlfriend.
A week for all 5 of your disorders. Use the time to get some help.

You should know by now that democracy is a banning offense! BANNED!!!

talking to someone who hadn't posted in the thread (in this case, a common nickname for stateroftheobvious) is a sign of a damaged mind, and ultimately a bannable offence, please take advantage of your 3 day vacation to seek professional help.

Banned for being stupid and thinking that 10,000,000 isn't a number

Banned for being lazy, and somewhat SLOW.
Look, now you have time to complete the temple