I'll bet some of them are using illegal Phoenix Downs.

Veterans of the sport are the ones who actually survive each round of drownball, and are therefore considered the worse players.

Of course, everyone looks up to the greatest drownball player there ever was, Sparky McSpark Sparker. He set an amazing record for most wins in drownball: 2

Yes that's right, the first time he won he was only left brain damaged and in a coma. His coach bravely dragged his unconscious body to the next competition and flung him in, where Sparker gained his record setting 2nd victory. Because of his inspiring story, children everywhere drown themselves in pools just to be like Sparky.

EDIT:
Hehehe, I just thought of what the qualifications are for a coach in this sport.

Fighter's drowning again.. perhaps another visit from Swordopolis is next. Can't wait to see how he gets out of this "not so dramatic as it is funny" cliffhanger

Great episode. Classic Fighter thought process and the commentary was brilliantly done.

DID YOU KNOW: Drownball has a higher winner survivel rate then CAUSE jumping?

DID YOU KNOW: That that is spam?

Please, ugainius, don't spam. If you want to be a member of this community, keep things relevant to the actual topic at hand, and don't be so vague about your inside jokes.

I apologize, I have to stop with the inside jokes

True True. But who was Brian references, FF6 or FFXII

I have this silly mental image of Dr. Swordopolis bringing Fightar back the first couple of times, and then Fightar says how many rounds he is trying to 'win'.

The poor sword god's gonna end up forgetting to carry the two again. :D

Actually, Fighter might just win this. He's been "dead" before and still survived. He'll just win a round, get dragged out, and then jump up as fine as ever after a few minutes.

After all, he survived an armoire crushing him, a blast of fire, 45 consecutive stab wounds, a giant's club, BM's constant abuse, almost drowning previously and falling from a great height, and possibly several things I'm forgetting.