*sarcasm* Yes...because Laurella's such a slut and would obviously be featured in a porno...

*turns on the TV*

Okay, I guess there really is no difference between the two.

You're just lucky Harm is a man of the cloth (not the way Zach likes it) and Laurella reminds him of his daughter.

Maybe you could really be her father, if you wanted.

Laurella: "I thought you were dead?!"
Harm: "I got better."

That would be a plot twist and a half! Of course that would turn me against the Society/Everyone in authority if they had tried to kill of me, my team and my wife in order to get you in thier clutches...

I think I'll think about it, we need more cliches. You could have a locked with your mother's picture in it. One day Harm would spot it and be like "Schwah?! Why do you have a picture of my wife?", then cue mayhem!

You want to know a secret?

Trish and Troy are Laurella's children! From the future, I mean.

Sick... We should do that and try to make this whole thing as complicated and convoluted as possible. In the meantime Harm is gonna get some girls wet and enjoy a swim.

And an even GREATER secret? Task is Trish and Troy's kid! FROM THE FUTURE BEYOND THE FUTURE, and a POSSIBLE ALTERNATE DIMENSION!

I've been meaning to tell you something.

You're adopted.

Whaaat!? Nooo....NOOOoooo! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!......

Wait...in the immediate sense as I'm being taken care of by some old, commanding guys or in the past sense from infancy?

Wouldn't that be in the future sense, since you haven't even been born yet?