I mentioned I could come back in this rp, what with Task being an obscure character know one knows about, and easily made an excuse for where he'd been this entire time without actually needing to know what has happened so far.

It's vague, it fits in what's happened so far, and will explain why it would take Task awhile to get back in action in the future.

Poor Troy...Mr. Silva is going to do his darndest to make sure that his newest gay student will be treated equally amongst the others.

Considering that Troy had actually thought he was a girl for several years growing up, that wouldn't actually bother him. In fact, he would probably take advantage of it.

It's nice to know that the twins have a stalker though. XD

EDIT: For the record, unless Trish decides to leave the class too, it's unlikely Troy will leave. First, there's Mr. Silva, who has the magical ability of seducing fangirls. Second, there's everybody who's after Laurella. Finally, there's Laurella herself.

With a triple threat like that, how could he leave his sister to fend for herself?

Heh heh. Trish probably was the one who convinced him he was a girl in the first place, so she'd have someone to play Ninja Barbies with.

Trish: Ninja Barbie has to go to the ball now. Is Ninja Skipper gonna go?

Troy: Ninja Skipper has one more assassination to do before she can go to the ball. Ken told her she was fat, so now he has to die.

Trish: Ninja Barbie already killed Ken, remember? She dropped poison into his tea during their tea party. Then she and Skipper dismembered the body and hid his severed limbs under the floorboards of his living room.

Troy: Yeah, but Ken dishonored Ninja Skipper's family, so now his entire clan must perish. And then Skipper has to go to the salon to fix her hair and wash the blood stains off of her hands.

Trish:Oh. Okay. I wanna be Ninja Skipper's assassin sidekick, Ninja Kelly.

Troy: No. You always get to play with Ninja Kelly!! It's my turn.

Trish: Well then, at least let Ninja Barbie wear Ninja Skipper's blue sparkly prom dress. It'll go with Barbie's blue scrunchie.

Troy: Nooo! That's what Skipper was gonna wear!

*ninja battle ensues*

Aw, you guys got the Ninja Barbies? Damn it, all I got were these Pirate Barbies. It looked good during the development stages, but considering the fact that I had to put the dream house on the ship was more than a little silly.

As for my post, it took me about a minute to think of a name for that channel that would be abbreviated into a word.

If the Ninjas get to have fun with text messages, dammit, so does the unclass changed thief!

As an orphan, Task never had the priviledge of having Ninja Barbies, but rather suffered the lesser, non-famous Barbie Varieties:

Prostitute Barbie: Complete with action running with high heels!
Crack Addict Barbie: Comes with real face powder!
Rape Victim Barbie: A prostitute/crack addict barbie whose dress has been torn and legs bent horribly!
Orphan Christy: Capable of wearing her older sister's clothes, and crying herself to sleep at night!
Lesbian Transvestite Ken: Since orphans are too poor to afford Ken, they just dress up a Barbie in male clothes!

And don't even get me started on the dream house.

At least you could find yours. The box we bought was empty, save for a note that said: "Look Underneath the Underneath".

Naturally, we took it as instructions for blowing up the factory they made it in. It wasn't under there at all. Worse yet, they wouldn't give us a refund!

Yeah, then we had to flee the country when Mattel sent out their elite branch of assassins to settle the matter. Nobody just sues anyone anymore.

It's not so much the assassins trying to kill us as much as we were the assassins they hired. It was a little ackward, but in the end we just decided to run with the money.

Oh, by the way, the reason you won't find a Brother/Sister team of Wardens in any database is because they're officially listed as a pair of Sisters. Again, Trish's work.

Yes, I'm still in.

Though Josiah ain't talking. Mainly because I get the idea that some of the higher ups in the Citadel would be a wee bit unhappy to see Josiah lurking around the MoH.

Anyway, it seems that Tri- no, Tessa, has left the room.