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Dead Phoenix 05-05-2007 12:30 AM
In which level of hell will you burn?
 
I once did this quiz before, when someone sent it to me VIA MSN. It is kind of weird, yet fun if you aren't too much into religion. It's a tad long though.

Dante's Inferno: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

My result was the Purgatory, which says the next:
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Originally Posted by Quiz result
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
So, what did you guys got, get or will get, hmmm?

adamark 05-05-2007 12:43 AM
I made it to the seventh level. I think it was the geigh secks that pushed me so far down.

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Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Sithdarth 05-05-2007 12:44 AM
Dude I got Limbo:

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
That's like the perfect place for me. Its sweet.

Loki, The Fallen 05-05-2007 12:48 AM
An interesting Title™
 
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Originally Posted by Quiz Result
Fourth Level of Hell
Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.
Hmm... I expected to be tossed down further...

Guess I really am the Horrible Person I thought I was. :p

I call shenanigans though. I am much more generous then they accuse me of being!

adamark 05-05-2007 12:53 AM
Oh shit. Upon further reading, the 7th level is really the absolute worst level. That's fucked up. I am not THAT bad.

Dead Phoenix 05-05-2007 12:57 AM
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Oh shit. Upon further reading, the 7th level is really the absolute worst level. That's fucked up. I am not THAT bad.
Hehe, the friend who sent me this quiz got even worser than you my friend. 8th level of Hell, and he didn't like the result.

However, the definitive level of Hell is the 9th, and it is the worst level out of the others. You really want to stay out of that result and just stick with what you got first. Mmsii.

Eltargrim 05-05-2007 01:08 AM
Yep, I pulled the eighth level. I'm one hell of a sinner.

However, it doesn't matter, as there is no hell, and no afterlife! \o/

greed 05-05-2007 01:11 AM
5TH

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Originally Posted by RESULTS
The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
Would of figured me for 4th like Loki. Then again I suppose I'm Greed plus other stuff. And as Eltargrim said, we all have oblivion to look forward to anyway. WOOT Nonexistence!

TheSpacePope 05-05-2007 01:38 AM
I get the limbo as well

US damn virtuous pagans.

bluestarultor 05-05-2007 02:08 AM
Y'know, this would be all that much better if there was a "Straight to Heaven" result. I wonder how that would skew the local outcomes?

Purgatory, by the way.


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