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mauve 05-08-2007 02:20 AM

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Wow, sure is quiet here on the Fourth Level.
Tunnel your way up a level and come hang out with the Level Three folks. We're gonna have a party!! We're gonna craft some makeshift umbrellas and rainboots, thereby eliminating the greater discomfort of this realm of eternal rain and mud. We're smart.

Satan's Onion 05-08-2007 05:00 AM

**sigh** I was in the third level once--then I took the quiz again. That next time and this, I've ended up in the sixth level. Gr. It's like I'm slightly more evil every time I try this thing. I blame society, youth culture and violent video games.

A more detailed analysis:
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Moderate

Doppler12 05-08-2007 08:02 AM

Disorder Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
OCD: Low

i have some conflicting personality traits, does that mean I'm crazy?

Nique 05-08-2007 04:35 PM

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Crap!

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i have some conflicting personality traits, does that mean I'm crazy?
No, that's pretty typical actually. There are many different aspects of these 'personaility types', and they will manifest themselves in different ways, only the descriptions are contradictory, because you may exhibit, say, antisocialness in some situations, but not others and have a perfectly good explination for it (i.e. a phobia or something, perhaps?)

Molekh 05-08-2007 04:40 PM

8th level? OMGWTFBBQ????
I am NOT that evil!!!

Khael! 05-08-2007 06:23 PM

Hey! I went there too! Finally, some company!
Funny though, I took the test again and seem to belong in two places now. Almost three.

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very High
Level 2 Lustful Very Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

If I had two souls, they could just send one of me to each. But no! I get the wonderously boring afterlife of eternally going in circles while Satan makes up his mind. Or I could try being in two places at once... or maybe the same place at two different times... naah.

neyo the king 05-08-2007 11:45 PM

Welcome to The City of Dis! Where all the cool kids hang out.

Yeah, heretic central for me, baby. Good thing it's a city, or there would be no elbow room.

And it's also a good thing that it's a city, too, because that means I can finally get me some burning eggs and flaming bacon at the smoldering supermarket, and make an omelet on my own burning flesh. Just like Momma used to make...

CrazyBen 05-09-2007 10:35 AM

Man, when is someone else gonna come keep me company on the 9th level of Hell? I don't wanna be the most evil person on this forum!

Ex. 68471 05-09-2007 11:21 AM

Level 6. Goddammit.

Noodlesis 05-09-2007 09:50 PM

Eighth Level FTW!

42PETUNIAS 05-09-2007 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Noodlesis
Eighth Level FTW!

If you keep that font up, I might just have to kill you. Also, it looks hillarious when you hit the quote button for one of your posts. Shows a different colour assigned for every letter.

Ziek 05-09-2007 11:40 PM

O.o Im shocked and happy that I got Limbo... yays for me

Tendronai 05-10-2007 08:10 AM

In case anyone cares, right now the most popular layers are Level 6 with 15, Level 1 with 12, and Purgatory with 9. Yes, I'm bored enough to total it all up.

In any case, Level 6 party! Yay!

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk 05-10-2007 11:41 AM

Yeah, level 6 rules. Just more proof that heretics are superior.

Maybe we should wage war on the other levels...

Seil 05-10-2007 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Mauve_Mage
Tunnel your way up a level and come hang out with the Level Three folks.

Tunnel?

Anyways - I'm in Limbo, with a ll the philosophers and the un-baptised babies. But that's okay, 'cause I love kids.

Tyrazial 05-10-2007 02:16 PM

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Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Of course I did... I am an angel, flawless in all things.... Though apparently I came close to getting level 2 :P

bass_virus 05-11-2007 11:52 AM

Yay! 5th level of hell, I'm a master of wrath and gloom. A lot of the questions in that test are a load of crap though.

handofpwn 05-11-2007 08:01 PM

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 6 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Level 6 baby!

Khael! 05-11-2007 08:03 PM

There's only six people on level eight. Pimp more, you fools! And bring some chips.

...Does cosplaying count as "convincing people you're someone you aren't"?

Axl 05-11-2007 08:29 PM

Well let me jump on the Level 8 wagon here: FUCK YEAH!

Adrammelech 05-12-2007 09:20 PM

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
Well then, I'm screwed...

EDIT: LONG LIVE LEVEL 6-ERs!!

Vince 05-19-2007 02:22 AM

hmmm, Ive reached level 7. Guess ill curl up in a nice tree, eat some poisonus fruit and take a nap.

kuebler elf 05-20-2007 05:01 PM

w00t level 8

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

mammothtank 05-20-2007 08:08 PM

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
Level one, huh? So I'm doomed to eternal boredom? I suppose there are far worse fates...

musicalmechanic 05-20-2007 10:14 PM

Sixth Level. It was all the sex questions that did me in. I mean, c'mon. Questions about oral and anal. That's automatically unfair.

*edit*
We should turn this into a poll to see who gets what.

42PETUNIAS 05-21-2007 08:28 AM

Someone did a tally earlier, we're dominated by level 6's, but a poll would be nice.

Tendronai 05-22-2007 10:58 AM

Since we don't have a poll (damnable mods) and I found my list (hooray for never throwing anything out) an update!

It breaks down as follows
P-10
1-15
2-2
3-4
4-1
5-5
6-21
7-5
8-10
9-1

And there you have it. Apparently, heresy dominates NPF.

EDIT : Poll updated.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk 05-22-2007 12:09 PM

I still say us level sixers should go to war with the other levels. Come on, we have overwhelming numbers and everything!

42PETUNIAS 05-22-2007 12:18 PM

I say we go to war with the very idea of hell. Then, after we destroy hell, we'll have been right in being atheists! (People in level 6 that aren't atheists will have to go to limbo or something)

greed 05-22-2007 12:26 PM

I'm an atheist too, but I got into just level 5. I guess a misanthropic/wrathful atheist is better than a regular atheist somehow. Odd.

The lesson here is if you're gonna be an atheist, be a cynical prick too. God seemingly likes you better that way.

Tendronai 05-22-2007 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by greed
I'm an atheist too, but I got into just level 5. I guess a misanthropic/wrathful atheist is better than a regular atheist somehow. Odd.

The lesson here is if you're gonna be an atheist, be a cynical prick too. God seemingly likes you better that way.

http://h1.ripway.com/Dallas/-Dallas-..._You_Know2.jpg

I agree with my level six-icans. A war would keep things nice and fresh. Plus, it's not like we have anything else to do there.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk 05-22-2007 12:51 PM

Then it's settled, we shall head downwards first, so as to secure the lower levels and prevent any surprise sneak attacks in the future. We can also conscript from those areas too, to boost our numbers.

Then we climb, defeating every weak and pathetic circle as we go, before the final climactic battle in Purgatory itself!

Start digging!

TheBlindMime 05-22-2007 02:13 PM

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
I'm an atheist so I easily marched down to the heretic level and I'm totally up to help my fellow level six-ers smite people who aren't heretics! On a side note I scored no points in purgatory but I did tie to end up in the Lustful level 2 as well.

I'm hoping to get a summer home there.

Khael! 05-22-2007 02:46 PM

There aren't any shovels down here in eight, but I'm sure I can find a decent ho to dig with. I'm joining you sixers.

Bear 05-27-2007 01:28 AM

One more level sixer here. Got really close to level one, but ya know...

All that darn heresy.

Mondt 05-27-2007 02:08 AM

I got the 6th level, in which I scored Very High in. I scored High in about 4 others, including 8. I'm pretty sure that I fail at (after)life.

Faolin 05-27-2007 02:42 AM

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!



i think my downfall was saying "some people just deserve to die"...

COME ON, THOUGH!!! IT'S SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!

NMR 05-27-2007 12:30 PM

Limbo, damn, and my grandma thinks I'll be in the worst levels of Hell... Takes that! Limbo really does look nice

dumbclown 05-30-2007 02:39 PM

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge. At least I'll have a good view of levels Seven through to One. Still wouldn't have minded being in the penthouse suite on the ninth.


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