#850: "Why are these people sleeping?"
 

It's a totally plausible lie because fire is hot.

Now I know which excuses to use if I ever become a mass murderer.

From the news post: Who are you and what have you done to Brian Clevinger?

I see informed is spelled wrong, otherwise a perfect comic. Gotta love the "Um, they were cold" line.

So, Fighter can beat Guybrush in a breath-holding contest? Somehow I am simultaneously disappointed and unsurprised.

"We've replaced all of this town's criminal and police activity."

That line is pure poetry in its hilariousness!

BM may not be a good mass murderer overall, but you gotta hand it to him, he kills people fast. And that's without even using the spells of mass destruction, no less.

See, the best part is that the ninjas (the flaming corpses) weren't even BM's doing. Thief starved them to death.

I wonder why BM hasn't played Rock Scissors Paper in the eye with RM yet....

And will Fighter continue to remain unaware that the other three are mass murderers and such?

[QUOTE=TheDarkmage]I wonder why BM hasn't played Rock Scissors Paper in the eye with RM yet....
QUOTE]

They did, but then RM realised that BM always used scissors.

Good comic!

Small typo there, Brian.

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BM is just way too lazy to ditch the bodies, why didn't he just tell RM that he can get an XP bonus for burying people.

Because BM wouldn't be lazy if he bothered to do that, and BM dislikes RM's ramblings.

The physics is only true when it is fun.

Never in the history of 8-bit has anything's corpse disappeared like in Games because otherwise how would BM leave atrocious, bloody messes?

At least BM was giving those poor souls a warm funeral. Like a jedi!

BM is so cool that he saw something that had already been killed, so he set it aflame in retaliation.

Well looks like they have to find something else to keep Fighter distracted with so they can continue on controlling the town.

I wonder if "there's a spider on your shoulder" still works.

Oh man, great comic. Laugh-out-loud worthy.

"They were cold" and "I'unno" being memorable quotes. :D

Up until now, Red mage has NEVER stated how good of a mass murderer Back Mage is...Yay! Go black mage! Kill the humans!:bmage:

"The Doctor says that because my brain uses so little oxygen..."

Fantastic line! I seem to be in love with almost all of fighters quotes recently, so much so that i feel like changing my answer in the favourite character thread.

Here's an interesting tidbit for you: this comic has the same title as number 543.